Take me down
To the Vatican City
Where there ain't much grass
And you're not gonna like the news about the girls

17.12.2024 22:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A two panel meme. Top: Thom Yorke from the music video for "Creep" with the caption, "I want a perfect body..." Bottom: Thom Yorke's head on the body of a crab.

06.12.2024 00:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gen Z Die Hard: Nobody in the tower believes Gruber's crew are terrorists; they're all so deep in online leftism that they ask about his ideology and start finding holes in it. By the time Timothée Chalamet is out of the vents, the henchmen are radicalized and arguing back and forth about praxis.

02.12.2024 20:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Carefully flattening and recycling the box with dismissive contempt* Do I look like the kind of corporate bootlicker who flips his dinosaur nuggets halfway through cooking?

24.11.2024 01:23 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You fools, marveling at flickering shadows on the cavern walls! In the time it took you to read this one post I will have touched an average of 310.26 individual blades of grass!

24.11.2024 01:22 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0