The goobers lewd lair

Yeppers! :3

True.

I just don't wanna use literal porn as banner or pfp anymore.

I did before, so I made the logo and "blank" banner myself, so it matches my logo's grey.

I always say "You don't need to have a furry pfp to be part of them."

Got kicked from groups before for that.
Meh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sometimes I wonder, why I get blocked...

Is it because of...
- The amount I follow?
- Who I follow?
- What I like?
- Inactivity?
- My PFP?
- My bio?

... Then tell me. :/

How I follow:
I see NSFW art
I like it
I follow the mentions
Repeat

If there's bad apples between them, I wouldn't even know.

Then... I did everything right, I suppose. ^^

Glad you like the com I got. :3

... And even in more ways than one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That's quite the compliment to the artist. :3c

I feel that.

But mind me asking... The good or the bad type of keysmashing? :3c

Yep... That sort exists as well.

I know so many scammer starters, it's not funny anymore. X/

I moderate in 5 different Discord servers, one of which is a well known one too.

I have accumulated well over 650 UUIDs by now, all confirmed scammers.

... So why should I hide the offender's name, when peeps can use these screenshots & information to avoid getting scammed?

I don't see a reason.

All we can do is raise awareness. But that's pretty much it. :/

Well... They'll learn it the hard way...
Sadly.

"Welcome to the internet."
-Bo Burnham

That's pretty much how they act.
How do peeps still fall for this?

If something's too good to be true, then you should most likely avoid it.

#StupidScammers
Hit number 3: 1268371118717141002 (Discord UUID)
Artists don't message potential customers. XD

I thought that as well.

That's why I commissioned him with that. X3

Have a look at two of my friends being my host 💙

Thinking about doing PWYW stuff like this sometime 👀 Doesn't have to be Host art, but it's really fun to draw x3

Messy doodles are so relieving to draw when I just make something with no regard for the perfection.

#furryart

Fair enough.

I wouldn't call them an idiot per-sé.

But I do agree on the learning aspect. ^^

Oh well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yup, totally agree with you there.

I'm still waiting for TOTP.

But yeah... 2FA is very important. And well...

While tokens can still be used... Yeah... You get the point.

They were less than 5 hours on bsky, when they sent that.

Well... Peeps need 2FA and shouldn't click everything they see.

#StupidScammers
Hit number 2: @greeey1.bsky.social
Blocked me 45 seconds after my reply.

They got hacked, it seems.

#StupidScammers
Hit number 1: @ma-rianna.bsky.social
Blocked me 30 seconds after my reply.

Go ahead and troll the hell out of them. :)

Thamk a lot for that one, Goober! X3

I should go along the beaches more often. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

if you're lucky while walking along the beach alone, you may encounter a colorful dragon fish 🐠

It looks like this time, @lewdgoober.bsky.social got *really* lucky.

Goob does not skimp out on the tongue. 👅

#furryart #dragon #goo #shiny #rimming

It's been a while since I've had the peace of mind to draw. Have some crazy tongue action

WIP of a patron request

#furryart

He isn't sticky, but the rest can be arranged. :3c

Which "Gooping" did you mean then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sadly Janko doesn't TF.

Sorry to disappoint you. ^^'

The first pic was made by @goldenbash.bsky.social :3

And lastly, a couple NSFWs from over the years~
Starring @lewdgoober.bsky.social in the first and a couple of cutie friends in the last one~