onions and mustard

"You taste like honey, honey
Tell me can I be your honey"

I don't care, man, I'm still gonna listen to Matchbox Twenty and clown on Avril Lavigne for rhyming "TV" with "MTV."

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

Is this why there was zero news on the war in the hours after it started? (Everything in media is horrible!)

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

Do it

Everything in media is horrible!

Watching a replay of a 1996 playoff game between the Panthers and Cowboys, and I swear on all that is holy, John Madden just gave us this chestnut:

"See what happens when you take your list timeout, you don't have any timeouts left."

RIP to a genius.

An attractive female nazi lying on top of George Costanza on Seinfeld in the back of a limousine, saying, "I'm ready to die for you," as Jerry Seinfeld looks on

Ryan Sloan #goms

Tommy Wiseau from “The Room” on the roof. He’s wearing all black and the caption says “Oh hi March”

A very happy to all who celebrate

1986 Fleer card of Mariners outfielder Dave Henderson.

Tonight's late night card from my collection.
Time: 12:03 a.m.
#cardsky

This is amazing.

Good thing we didn't elect the black lady who laughed sometimes

I'm a Luis truther

This shit banged with my editor friends, OK

Subway has become desperation food, like if a family member is in the hospital and I gotta feed everyone in the waiting room, or it's at a rural gas station on a road trip

JFC we have fallen so far from the $5 footling days. $15 to eat an orthotic shoe insert.

Meme of Morpheus from "The Matrix" saying, "What if I told you / if you never use the acronym again, you don't have to use it the first time"

Please and thank you #editing

Now do WSU men's coach

That said: Am I gonna get all my streaming channels via the account I pay for or the account I mooch?

Everything in media is horrible!

This protein craze is so wild to me. Americans get way more protein than they need without trying. I'm vegan and I get plenty of protein without trying.

Cue all the podcast mailbags asking if we need to swap out Julio for Brennen Davis #goms

That scorebug is a problem

I'm not hella plugged into the minor leagues but I consume daily Mariners content and two dudes I've never heard of just hit ding-dongs in one inning, I love spring training #goms