Sarah Karnes

CARTER: The Adolescent Trial Network for HIV intervention received a stop work order that shut down research at 14 sites where 7 studies were being conducted. Were you aware of that?

RFK JR: As far as I know, we haven't cut any clinica--


CARTER: I'm telling you by your own records you are

Trump: American students will be ‘permanently expelled’ or arrested for campus protests Trump's social media post comes after a federal task force on antisemitism last week announced it would visit 10 college campuses that had antisemitic incidents.

Trump: American students will be ‘permanently expelled’ or arrested for campus protests

Sorry to my eight followers for the sudden skarnes spam. I imported tweets in an annoying way. 🤦‍♀️

I started a Substack about leaving religion and exploring sexuality and relationships! Get on board: https://skarnes.substack.com/

"Touching tits, even your own, increases your life expectancy by at least a couple of days. I mean it must, right? It definitely does." - Me, also definitely a doctor* and bisexual**

*false
**true

May the people in your life shout your name and be as excited to see you as I am to see Scoot McNairy in literally anything.

ADHD is being extremely uncomfortable bc chia seeds are stuck in your teeth, but also getting immense satisfaction from removing them.

I cannot go *back* to Costco tomorrow. That is simply a ridiculous ask for where I am right now as a human being.

One of them just downed a matcha affogato at a truly alarming rate. They can't keep up.

Working from a cafe in Santa Monica this afternoon and.... there are too many hot people in Los Angeles. I've decided.

What does it mean if I dream about taking melatonin?

I just got an email with the subject line "Millennials are reaching perimenopause" and no.

Lol so funny when Spotify is like new releases for you and it's Beethoven. That guy never stops working, always dropping sick new tracks. Thx Beethoven. 🎼

The other guy here seems to be into it though.

Whoever thought I wanted to watch a Minions movie at 7am at while I got my oil changed was wrong.

I have a lot of hobbies, but my favorite is probably obsessing over the spiky hairs that spring forth from my chin every day.

Yeah I don't really do hard pants anymore.

James Gray is directing the LA Opera production of Mozart's "glittering comedy" The Marriage of Figaro. They saw The Lost City of Z and said, "That's our guy."

Minutes after I tweeted this, the power went out. At Costco.

There's never a good time to go to Costco. The lack of spatial awareness is nightmare level.

Today, the @Mariners play in their first playoff game in 20 years. I'm excited, nervous. This city's blood is pumping. As the youth say, we are HYPE. No matter what happens, our hearts beat teal forever. Sea us rise. Go Mariners!

#SeaUsRise

Happy to see Seattleites are still wearing flip flops in 50°-60° weather.

Barista to the person who ordered a tall capp, "Was your cappuccino 6 or 8oz?" God, it's good to be back in Seattle.

Jean Smart and Harriet Swanson Harris in Hacks together: magic.

To be fair, they're both darkly colored, rectangular, and sitting right next to each other.

I just tapped my checkbook with my finger to check the time as if it were my phone. #oldermillenial

I was today years old when I realized that the Gillian Anderson of the X-Files is THE Gillian Anderson.🤦‍♀️(If it helps my case, I've not watched much of the X-Files.)

The Americana is whack, y'all.

I can't be too sure, but I think I may have just heard a fart from another apartment in my building.

Jake Gyllenhaal in a baseball movie when?