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I find myself muting more than blocking these days because I hope it will somehow teach the algorithm that this account it keeps suggesting to me hasn’t offended me, I just have literally zero interest in whatever it mainly talks about.

iMessage Today 10:27 AM Hi Kris. My name is was recommended by someone from my neighborhood chat. My partner and I have a marriage license and had a marriage ceremony scheduled at city hall for today, but Mother Nature had other plans and city hall got closed. I have 3 friends/family who flew in for the ceremony, and city hall does not have availability to reschedule til after they've left. I was wondering if you'd be available to get us married no frills, super quick, in some place that works out for both. I have a total of 3 guests who leave on Wednesday. Please let me know! Wishing you a warm and cozy day

I am going to marry two strangers because the blizzard closed city hall.

I hope whoever wrote this movie is now getting a lot of high fives for “I was supposed to talk to Mummy about my 60th birthday, she’s got big plans.”

Watching Scoop (topical!) and did just scream MIA THREAPLETON when she popped up as a random maid.

@rodger.bsky.social it’s possible you already covered this, but there is so much Cortina winter sports in “For Your Eyes Only.”

You can tell Vanity Fair’s not what it used to be, because their website should be wall-to-wall Andrew coverage and links to archival Royal stories right now.

Now that's some hate to have in your heart. God protect me from ever knowing this kind of hate in my heart.

Love that this is how I find out ONTD is still with us.

This is why I cherish my 90s paisley-tapestry suitcase I got from my mom. You can see that baby from a mile away.

As a corporate lawyer, hearing one of my spots podcasts talk about reps and warranties in purchase agreements has me cheering in my kitchen.

3 Screenshots from the movie "Bring It On" (2000): First, a group of cheerleaders in red and black uniforms sit at a table with a red cloth, looking engaged; a subtitle reads "Nationals are February 10th." Second, a team of cheerleaders in green and yellow uniforms perform an outdoor routine, forming a pyramid with cheerleaders elevated above their teammates, against a backdrop of blue curtains and a large white star. Third, another cheerleading team in red and black performs a similar routine, also forming a pyramid with raised arms, infront of the same curtains and star decoration.

Feb 10th - The Toros faced the Clovers at the national cheerleading competition.

📽️📅 Bring It On (2000)

Also on a “Bad Bunny’s butt” level

Some guys at this Super Bowl party joking that this seems more like a World Cup performance and I burst out laughing and had to explain that the Europeans are furious at the thought the World Cup might have a halftime show.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

I stopped watching Abbott Elementary midway through an episode in season 2 (as is my habit) and I caught the end before The Muppets and glad to see it’s till kicking and doing Wayfair sponcon.

Does anyone know why it sounds like a canon is firing occasionally in downtown Chattanooga?

Catching up on Andor and I love how blatantly French-resistance-coded the Ghor are. Why try to improve on a classic!

4 Screenshots from the movie "Groundhog Day" (1993): First, a man wearing glasses and a hat excitedly greets another man in a town square, with the subtitle "Ned!" visible. Second, a man sits in a vehicle with a groundhog on his lap, looking determined as he drives. Third, a man observes an intricately carved ice sculpture of an angel, surrounded by an audience behind a wooden fence. Fourth, a man plays the piano on stage, accompanied by a double bass player, with a backdrop of green foliage and soft lighting.

Feb 2nd - Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow? That's right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's #GROUNDHOGDAY

📽️📅 Groundhog Day (1993)

CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW BAD THE NEW EPSTEIN DOCS ARE FOR THE ROYAL FAMILY

"What did I trip on? Did someone put something down here so I would trip?!" RIP Catherine O'Hara. A one of one.

I’m catching up on the podcast today, and need to tell you that the only acceptable yellow card sponsor was when an eye doctor sponsored my local team specifically for cards, and the announcer would say “Visit them to see things clearly” when there was a bad call.

You’re right, I just found that essay and the author (I forgot to look at his name) described it as “continuous low-grade suffering that becomes a sort of addiction in its own right” which seems bad!

So it’s boring, but I feel like I read an essay once calling it a heavy boredom

Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reno, 1598-99, 📸 by Jose Manuel Alvarez Rey

I guess good news for the marketing team that the design on the letters made me think that said “Detective Mole” until I read this.

There is no way it can be that interesting.

on an amtrak pulling into union station just before the snow starts and they’ve instructed everyone trying to go further than DC to meet in the cafe car for what I can only assume is the announcement that agatha christie is their new conductor

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

No recent movie has done more for “hold house parties so your friends can hook up” than Oppenheimer.

Also also, hilarious to me that I saw Mark Strong for the first time in this and Stardust within like 10 days of each other.