Mellinet (Miss Mayonnaise)

made you look

Salmon, in this economy?

Ik zag dat ook branden gisteren nacht vanop de snelweg terug naar Gent 😮

Just a little fart to show I’m still in the now

Deux trous dans un trou, ben c’est mon nez dans ton cul

Pull my finger

Blush blindness? Never seen her before

I miss you on the other side. Who’s gonna comment on my cryptic tweets with an even more cryptic tweet?

When the body is tea, the face is butter

HER: I read a study that says a human brain may contain an entire spoon’s worth of nanoplastics

ME: *biting crusted cheese sauce off a Tupperware lid* I durn’t believe it

My twin sister is coming to visit next week and I want to put her in Drag to see if she’ll look like me and then we can reconnect over our departed mother and hail Mothra??

The feeling I get while waiting for my PrEP appointment is kinda the same as walking across the street with rolls of toilet paper. Except this time I’m admitting to the world that it needs to go in, not out…

I will name this one Nicotina

One advantage of not having that many gay friends my own age is that I get to suck all their fat dicks 🤷‍♂️

Coworkers complaining about their sick babies and their inability to find sugar free jam at the supermarket, then asking me how my weekend went: “it was quiet”

Ain’t no place like Motown 🎵

ma slay

Ja maar ge volgt me nog altijd niet so…

Grill wil dat hier ook posten maar dat mag niet

Stars are blind?

Just ordered stage white foundation by one size

I just found out Judaism has 8 genders... I guess they weren’t always happy with the results of a circumcision back in the day.

I’m actually nice on this app

Jaja Nettoloon crunching those numbers again…

I have stated that I will post pole and hole on this app if I get oomfs to emigrate but they’ve all seen my gonads and weren’t that impressed (allegedly). I’m beginning to think they’re all secretly heterosexual. That or Jaja is converting them.

Imagine if gays could actually block each other irl, like they do on Grindr. They could disappear in front of your eyes mid sentence or you’d never even notice each other if you bump into them somewhere … oh wait.

Animal Crossie-T: New Horizianaaaa

Genre

I heard you say pan but I guess you need that for other things

The Simpsons put it best: “just don’t look” — stop giving these assholes the platforms they need to spread their rhetoric. Stand up for the World without constantly showcasing its suffering… and let me enjoy my fucking internet cats!