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Whenever I enter a room I make a tactical assessment of which common objects I could comically turn into weapons if a kung fu battle were to break out

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Forgot that I even had this. But hi!

Really want a cheeseburger or something.

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Sunset in the City

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I think I want this page to be pictures and reposts. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I got used to threads so I don’t want to double post. Hmm. Decisions.

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Thank you!!

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Did I just bawl my eyes out watching Polar Express? Yes.

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First post on bluesky 🦋

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