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evy shmurda

@evy-shmurda.bsky.social

we're all living in a simulation | queer designer | pokemon, tech, & fountain pen enthusiast | Evan - Chicago ✌ ig: evy_shmurda

590 Followers  |  790 Following  |  595 Posts  |  Joined: 15.08.2023  |  2.2252

Latest posts by evy-shmurda.bsky.social on Bluesky

step 1: mythologize your genitals

01.12.2025 23:39 — 👍 30    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

RIP TV 😅

02.12.2025 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mount the TV!! And floating shelves on either side

01.12.2025 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sí

01.12.2025 04:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's my bby boy!

01.12.2025 02:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait am I bluesky boyfriend or

01.12.2025 01:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg pretty

01.12.2025 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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snow day tingz

30.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm a boltund girlie myself!!! Gotta evolve!!!

30.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Awe what a pretty bird

30.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my current team of cuties that I've been training in Pokemon Lazarus

30.11.2025 15:10 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shoutout to girth

29.11.2025 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The crazy award

29.11.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also who's gonna come over and let me take your nudes with my Kodak Charmera camera™

27.11.2025 20:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who's gonna send me d*ck p*cs to draw next

27.11.2025 20:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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H-word sketches

26.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

20 photo long insta posts are out of control, keep that shit to 9 MAX no one wants to scroll to photo 19 to see 🦶🏼

26.11.2025 18:37 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bricked up thinking about that filthy, sexy, nasty diva White Castle

25.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Feeling kinda poopy 💩

25.11.2025 18:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yessss I've played emerald seaglass and I was obsessed!!! Okay that's next in my queue after I beat ZA

23.11.2025 15:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cuteeeeeee is it worth the play???

23.11.2025 14:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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shiny puff puff ‼️‼️‼️
add me btw @ evy_shmurda
#PokemonSleep

23.11.2025 14:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait this was cute

22.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I actually just joined team skull ;)

21.11.2025 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yessss

21.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knowwwwww 😍😍😍

21.11.2025 03:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes please

20.11.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me

20.11.2025 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You were challenged by EVY of TEAM SKULL 💀

20.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Honestly wife swap is the greatest show ever created

20.11.2025 23:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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