bix the pitbull pouting
bix the pitbull pouting
pissed that she can’t have a blueberry donut
15.02.2026 02:46 —
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i’ve been with Jonah for 8 years, we simply just order take out and watch TV for valentine’s day
15.02.2026 02:41 —
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what an amazing day to be a puerto rican
09.02.2026 02:59 —
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i hate that my favorite band is a popular band, but The Story So Far really is that band
07.02.2026 04:46 —
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hit my pen forgetting that i ate an edible. blast off.
31.01.2026 00:14 —
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insanely good
28.01.2026 10:59 —
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my whole
20.01.2026 03:50 —
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i love when my bidet flushes out my whole digestive system
20.01.2026 03:50 —
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going to war (shaving my winter legs)
18.01.2026 03:04 —
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absolutely disgusting and shocking
sitting here sick to my stomach
fuck ICE
08.01.2026 02:20 —
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eat it up, eat it eat it up
07.01.2026 04:22 —
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i wonder if my dog is tired of hearing “previously on Dance Moms”
05.01.2026 23:22 —
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have not made any art since the print shop i was going to stole all my art.
is it related
03.01.2026 23:39 —
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currently: vegan sushi, fried rice and a coke zero
03.01.2026 23:35 —
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i need a documentary on how Royal Kingdom can afford these mega celebrities doing commercials for them
03.01.2026 00:04 —
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setting my alarm for work for 4:15am is actually hurting my brain
01.01.2026 21:28 —
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fireworks are so fucking stupid
01.01.2026 03:34 —
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a 5x5 grid of meghan’s most listened albums of the year
2025
01.01.2026 00:33 —
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i have to be at work at 630 tomorrow morning so i’ve just been stoned all day hoping ill crash by 9pm
01.01.2026 00:05 —
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i always spend new year’s eve deep cleaning the house
it’s not even about bringing clean energy into the new year, i just always happen to be off work and it’s the only time to do it LOL
01.01.2026 00:03 —
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just shoveled 4 inches of snow off the sidewalk and front porch while stoned
literally the most fun i’ve ever had
27.12.2025 00:39 —
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jim carrey!!
22.12.2025 00:44 —
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my husband is watching The Grinch for the first time
22.12.2025 00:19 —
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save me from these munchies
22.12.2025 00:16 —
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how is it only wednesday, im so tired
18.12.2025 00:09 —
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i forgot to show yall my cake
13.12.2025 04:22 —
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hello i am 28 years old today it is my birthday
10.12.2025 14:05 —
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i think me having the whole weekend off work was a mistake but i hope i don’t waste it
06.12.2025 01:13 —
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we put this on everytime i work and i am so tired of it now
30.11.2025 01:56 —
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are you really puerto rican if ur family didn’t eat literal vapo rub for sore throats
30.11.2025 01:55 —
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