Lithopus 🔞

Ahh sorry about the bad exam! I hope the chapter helps a little bit 🫡

Link to Chapter 5: archiveofourown.org/works/686167...

Screenshot of a synopsis for the fifth chapter of a fanfiction on AO3 titled “stupidly seduced”. The synopsis consists of an excerpt from the chapter. The text of the synopsis reads: Muted hums and breathy moans drift into the hallway as Kaveh approaches Alhaitham’s room. The asshole didn’t even latch his bedroom door, let alone lock it—and for someone as fastidious as Alhaitham, that certainly wasn’t a mistake. “Alhaitham!” Kaveh snaps. Fuming, he shoves the door open and steps inside. “Seriously? So now you’re feigning masturb—” He freezes. “Can I help you?” Alhaitham asks. Kaveh stares, his mouth moving pointlessly as he tries and fails to find words. Alhaitham is sprawled out on top of the covers, a palm draped over his groin, and he’s—he’s— He’s wearing red lace.

stupidly seduced 🏛️🌱(🏛️)
Explicit 🔞 | 5/6 | 10.5k
haikavetham

Chapter 5: After weeks of enduring Alhaitham’s ridiculous attempts at seduction, Kaveh finally reaches his breaking point.

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Update: Chapter 5 of “stupidly seduced” should be done (and posted) sometime during the next 24 hours. Probably later rather than sooner, though 🫡

Kaveh does figure out a solution, for the record. I wouldn't blue-ball Alhaitham or the readers like that (although I suppose that *would* be fitting, for No Nut November 😂)

(Whoops. Just now realized that I accidentally deleted the quote mark after "earpieces" when I was editing. Fortunately I'm doing one more round of proofreading after this current round of edits, lol.)

First of two screenshots of text. The text reads: “There we go,” Kaveh says, smoothing a thumb against Alhaitham’s fur. “Good boy. This should feel better.” He presses his cock in, and— And barely gets anywhere before he bottoms out, in the most pitiful rendition of ‘balls-deep’ imaginable. Oh, no. Alhaitham growls quietly, now extremely displeased. “Um, I—” Kaveh frantically yanks his hips backward and slams them back in, to absolutely no effect. It’s like trying to use a screwdriver with a neck too short to reach the bottom of a hole. “Oh, gods, I’m sorry—I don’t think I…I’m not…” He’s not big enough.

Second screenshot of text. The text reads: Celestia, never in Kaveh’s life has he felt inadequate in this respect. He’s reasonably well-endowed, for fuck’s sake. He’s wrecked Alhaitham with his cock plenty of times, bending him in half and filling him up, watching Alhaitham’s hole stretch around his cock and leak cum around it when Kaveh finishes inside him. He’s hit so deep that Alhaitham has literally yelled, he’s found multiple positions where he can relentlessly hit Alhaitham’s prostate until the man cries, and he’s practically perfected the formula for getting his sweet junior to beg on his knees for his senior’s cock. Size isn’t supposed to matter. It’s all about technique, isn’t it? And Kaveh knows some damn good techniques. Except no humanly-possible technique is going to satisfy the gigantic grumpy wolfman kneeling before Kaveh, whose asshole is clearly meant to accommodate something far bigger than any human cock. Alhaitham growls again, his shoulders tensing, and Kaveh bites back a frustrated cry. “Yes, I know, I’m sorry,” he says, uselessly moving his hips back and forth. “I’m trying, I swear—”

And an excerpt from the werewolf fic (haikavetham 🔞)

First of three screenshots of text. The text reads: “You did all of this on purpose!” Kaveh says. “On purpose?” Alhaitham echoes. He shifts his weight, and Kaveh’s eyes unwillingly flick downward as Alhaitham spreads his legs ever-so-slightly, where…no, no, no. Kaveh stares at the wall overhead, struggling to ignore the sinful scarlet moving in the corner of his eye. “Hm. Why should I have expected you to intrude on my privacy?” It’s a stupid question. He’s being an ass. But Kaveh finds himself taking the bait anyway, just how he always does when they bicker—and that’s better than taking the other bait in this room, which is laid out temptingly on the mattress in red fucking lace. “You had to know I’d be annoyed,” Kaveh says, folding his arms. “I’ve been complaining for days, and you know that I act impulsively when I’m irritated, and you didn’t lock the door, and you were so damn loud, so you clearly meant for me to hear you and come in here and—and—augh! I can’t believe you!”

Second screenshot of text. The text reads: “I never complain about your noises,” Alhaitham says matter-of-factly. “Shouldn’t I receive that same courtesy from you?” Kaveh is breathing too quickly. He feels like he’s going to scream. Gods, oh gods, Alhaitham is right there, tan skin temptingly on display, limbs artfully arranged, voice warm and inviting. Kaveh’s eyes are dying to drink in the sight of that red lace clinging to Alhaitham’s body, but he will not look, he cannot look, or else he’ll instantly lose his mind. And if that happens, he’s not sure what idiotic things he might end up doing. Tighnari’s weary voice echoes in his mind. You should probably figure out— Yes, well, it’s too late for that. Alhaitham skipped the striptease and went straight to lounging around in sexy underwear. All Kaveh can do now is pray that he’s able to keep his eyes above Alhaitham’s neckline.

Third screenshot of text. The text reads: His red, lacy, plunging— “Damn it!” Kaveh bursts out. “You—you—the same courtesy? First of all, the noises I make are handcrafting sounds, not lustful moans of pleasure. Second, you have noise-cancelling earpieces—which Alhaitham isn’t wearing right now, with his hair enticingly tucked behind one pink ear—“and third, you clearly orchestrated all of this, because you always account for every possibility and manage to make everything go your way!” “Not always,” Alhaitham says. “And saying lustful moans of pleasure is redundant. Either ‘lustful moans’ or ‘moans of pleasure’ would have sufficed.”

Excerpt from “stupidly seduced” (haikavetham 🔞)

Currently alternating between editing Chapter 5 of “stupidly seduced” & finishing the crack-treated-seriously werewolf fic that I started writing for Halloween. Not sure exactly when they'll be done, but they should be posted sometime within the next one or two weeks.

Screenshot of a text excerpt. The text reads: “Ah, Alhaitham,” Kaveh says, petting his furry hip. “I don’t think…” Alhaitham twists to look at Kaveh, his ears flattened self-consciously. “No, no, it’s not—” Kaveh sighs. “Look, I’d love to do that for you, but—I mean, how would I even…?” With a pointed look, Alhaitham grabs his ass with both hands and spreads his hole for Kaveh to see. (And of course that part of him is larger than usual, too—though it does still look like a normal anus, at least, complete with two taut balls swinging beneath it.) Kaveh sighs. “Yes, Alhaitham, I can see that you’re in possession of a rectum. But if you haven’t noticed, there’s a bit of a size difference between us. And a significant difference in strength, too. I just…”

A couple weeks ago, I spent a day writing a few thousand words of a rather unserious sequel to last year's werewolf fic, lol. I added a bit more to the fic today, but since I'm still trying to take a break from writing, I'm not sure if I'll end up finishing it in time for Halloween 🐺

(haikavetham)

Chapter 3 of “hard-edged, hard-earned” has been posted: archiveofourown.org/works/638799...

(haikavetham 🔞)

Still taking a break from writing, but I did poke at the mostly-written draft of Chapter 3 for “hard-edged, hard-earned” this weekend…I still need to rewrite some sections and edit/proofread, but it looks like I might manage to finish and post the chapter sometime in October.

I've been out of the loop and hadn't heard about the guidelines until now, so I'm not a great source of information—but some problems here are:
• Depictions of BDSM will be misinterpreted
• Bluesky is equating fictional content to real-world crimes
• Content moderation is very subjective

(3/3)

…the guidelines were originally introduced several months ago, and then Bluesky (deservedly) received a lot of negative feedback—so now they've slightly edited the new guidelines to make the wording clearer, but the underlying policies remain the same. (2/3)

It's more aimed at artists than writers, I think, but: Bluesky is implementing some community guidelines that are rather restrictive w/ how they require (fictional!) NSFW content to demonstrate that everything being portrayed is undeniably consensual. From what I understand… (1/3)

Like, damn, Bluesky. So if I want to write a follow-up to my werewolf!Alhaitham fic for Halloween, do I need to hang a sign around his neck that says "AWOOOO I CONSENT" to make my content comply with your guidelines? 🙄 Or, wait, is a werewolf getting fucked also against the guidelines somehow? Lol.

Holy shit 😳 The anatomy and expressions are so good 😩

Utterly asinine policy-making, and your team (or at least the majority of your team) clearly doesn't know how to properly collect or comprehend feedback. I'm barely using Twitter anymore, but this nearly cements my decision to not use Bluesky, either. You're taking your userbase for granted.

🔞 haikavetham

Chapter 4 of “stupidly seduced” has been posted!

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/686167...

Link to Chapter 3: archiveofourown.org/works/686167...

Screenshot of a synopsis for the third chapter of a fanfiction on AO3. The synopsis consists of an excerpt from the chapter. The text of the synopsis reads: Alhaitham turns back to the stove, and Kaveh sighs in relief, leaning back against the counter as he takes another sip of water. Alhaitham stands with his back to him, rolling his head from side to side to stretch his neck. Kaveh finds himself smiling fondly at the sight, struck by the domesticity of the moment. He continues watching as Alhaitham lifts his arms above his head with interlaced fingers, and— Moans. Alhaitham fucking moans.

stupidly seduced 🏛️🌱(🏛️)
Explicit 🔞 | 3/6 | 2.6k
haikavetham

Chapter 3: With no bananas or naked chests in sight, Kaveh foolishly believes that he can safely enjoy a glass of water in the kitchen.

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Link to Chapter 2: archiveofourown.org/works/686167...

Screenshot of the chapter summary for a fanfic on the website AO3. The summary consists of an excerpt from the chapter. The text of the summary reads: A drop of water hits Kaveh's hand, and he jerks in surprise, tossing his sketchbook onto the couch seat. "What the fuck?" he says—and Alhaitham's chest moves closer, practically colliding with Kaveh's mouth. "Excuse me. Can I help you, Alhaitham? Am I perhaps in your way?" "I'm looking for a book," Alhaitham says. "A book," Kaveh repeats. "You literally could have approached the table behind the couch from any other angle, and you chose the one that requires you to shove your tits in my mouth?" "They aren't in your mouth," Alhaitham says, and then he moves impossibly closer, as if he's trying to change that.

stupidly seduced 🏛️🌱(🏛️)
Explicit 🔞 | 2/6 | 3.4k

Chapter 2: Kaveh decides to practice drawing, and Alhaitham decides to shove his wet naked chest in Kaveh's face. (For completely innocent reasons, of course.)

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(Just to clarify: This is an old wip that I've decided to post during my writing hiatus—since I'm actually making myself take a break for real this time, lol—and I intend to finish the last chapter when my hiatus ends. Updates will be spaced out to fill my hiatus, more or less.)

Link to Chapter 1: archiveofourown.org/works/686167...

Screenshot of a fic title and summary on the website AO3. The summary consists of a synopsis line and excerpt. The text of the synopsis line reads: Alhaitham has apparently decided to go about seducing Kaveh in the stupidest manner possible. And yet, that absurdity pales in comparison to Kaveh’s own stupidity—because somehow, against all reason, his roommate’s idiotic attempts to seduce him are working. The text of the excerpt reads: Kaveh turns to glare at Alhaitham, and Alhaitham stares back at him levelly—which only makes indignation boil hotter in Kaveh’s gut, even as his eyes drift to Alhaitham’s infuriating lips and start replaying that memory from this morning. He knows what he saw. He’d watched as Alhaitham rounded his lips, took that banana far into his throat, and slowly dragged his mouth up the length, flicking his tongue at the tip. He’d seen Alhaitham start to repeat the motion, pausing with his eyes locked onto Kaveh’s—and then, with a half-lidded stare, he’d casually taken a bite and walked out of the room, brushing against Kaveh as he left. Kaveh had been completely awake. And whatever the fuck Alhaitham was doing, it had been completely intentional.

stupidly seduced 🏛️🌱(🏛️)
Explicit 🔞 | 1/6 | 1.9k

Chapter 1: Kaveh strongly suspects that Alhaitham is trying to drive him insane—but of course his friends just think he's seeing things.

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…for the rest of my hiatus—since I really do need to take a proper break, lol—once every 1-2 weeks, starting in August, I'll post the scenes that are already written. And hopefully by the end of that, I'll have enough brainpower to write the final scene 🫡

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I've been looking at the remaining one-shot wip that I want to finish—which I wrote back in 2023, with over 20,000 words—and I'm realizing that with a word count that high, each scene should probably be an individual chapter 😵‍💫 So, what I'm thinking is…

(1/2)

Link to fic: archiveofourown.org/works/67876641

Screenshot of a fic title and summary on the website AO3. The summary consists of a synopsis line and excerpt. The text of the synopsis line reads: Alhaitham buys a sexy costume as a joke, not intending for it to be worn—but unfortunately for him, his inventive senior has other ideas. The text of the excerpt reads: Alhaitham had committed one small error, though, when presenting his abhorrent purchase to Kaveh: he joked that between the two of them, Kaveh would make a more convincing fungus. "What—you!" Kaveh squawked. "What's that supposed to mean? And what would a sexual roleplay involving a fungus even look like? What sexy things can you do with a fungus?! All they do is bounce around and get..." And then Kaveh's eyes lit up, and Alhaitham realized that he'd just gotten himself into trouble. "Oh, I know exactly what we'll do," Kaveh said, with a sly smile. "Just one small correction: you, my darling junior, will be the one starring as our sexy fungus."

Sexy Fun Guy 🌱🏛️🌱
Explicit 🔞 | one-shot | 11k

Alhaitham brings home a sexy fungus costume—and to punish his junior for this abhorrent purchase, Kaveh devises a rather unique roleplay involving the outfit.

dom/sub • sadomasochism • erotic estim

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