Lithopus 🔞

Link to Chapter 2: archiveofourown.org/works/686167...

Screenshot of the chapter summary for a fanfic on the website AO3. The summary consists of an excerpt from the chapter. The text of the summary reads: A drop of water hits Kaveh's hand, and he jerks in surprise, tossing his sketchbook onto the couch seat. "What the fuck?" he says—and Alhaitham's chest moves closer, practically colliding with Kaveh's mouth. "Excuse me. Can I help you, Alhaitham? Am I perhaps in your way?" "I'm looking for a book," Alhaitham says. "A book," Kaveh repeats. "You literally could have approached the table behind the couch from any other angle, and you chose the one that requires you to shove your tits in my mouth?" "They aren't in your mouth," Alhaitham says, and then he moves impossibly closer, as if he's trying to change that.

stupidly seduced 🏛️🌱(🏛️)
Explicit 🔞 | 2/6 | 3.4k

Chapter 2: Kaveh decides to practice drawing, and Alhaitham decides to shove his wet naked chest in Kaveh's face. (For completely innocent reasons, of course.)

Link below!

(Just to clarify: This is an old wip that I've decided to post during my writing hiatus—since I'm actually making myself take a break for real this time, lol—and I intend to finish the last chapter when my hiatus ends. Updates will be spaced out to fill my hiatus, more or less.)

Link to Chapter 1: archiveofourown.org/works/686167...

Screenshot of a fic title and summary on the website AO3. The summary consists of a synopsis line and excerpt. The text of the synopsis line reads: Alhaitham has apparently decided to go about seducing Kaveh in the stupidest manner possible. And yet, that absurdity pales in comparison to Kaveh’s own stupidity—because somehow, against all reason, his roommate’s idiotic attempts to seduce him are working. The text of the excerpt reads: Kaveh turns to glare at Alhaitham, and Alhaitham stares back at him levelly—which only makes indignation boil hotter in Kaveh’s gut, even as his eyes drift to Alhaitham’s infuriating lips and start replaying that memory from this morning. He knows what he saw. He’d watched as Alhaitham rounded his lips, took that banana far into his throat, and slowly dragged his mouth up the length, flicking his tongue at the tip. He’d seen Alhaitham start to repeat the motion, pausing with his eyes locked onto Kaveh’s—and then, with a half-lidded stare, he’d casually taken a bite and walked out of the room, brushing against Kaveh as he left. Kaveh had been completely awake. And whatever the fuck Alhaitham was doing, it had been completely intentional.

stupidly seduced 🏛️🌱(🏛️)
Explicit 🔞 | 1/6 | 1.9k

Chapter 1: Kaveh strongly suspects that Alhaitham is trying to drive him insane—but of course his friends just think he's seeing things.

Link below!

…for the rest of my hiatus—since I really do need to take a proper break, lol—once every 1-2 weeks, starting in August, I'll post the scenes that are already written. And hopefully by the end of that, I'll have enough brainpower to write the final scene 🫡

(2/2)

I've been looking at the remaining one-shot wip that I want to finish—which I wrote back in 2023, with over 20,000 words—and I'm realizing that with a word count that high, each scene should probably be an individual chapter 😵‍💫 So, what I'm thinking is…

(1/2)

Link to fic: archiveofourown.org/works/67876641

Screenshot of a fic title and summary on the website AO3. The summary consists of a synopsis line and excerpt. The text of the synopsis line reads: Alhaitham buys a sexy costume as a joke, not intending for it to be worn—but unfortunately for him, his inventive senior has other ideas. The text of the excerpt reads: Alhaitham had committed one small error, though, when presenting his abhorrent purchase to Kaveh: he joked that between the two of them, Kaveh would make a more convincing fungus. "What—you!" Kaveh squawked. "What's that supposed to mean? And what would a sexual roleplay involving a fungus even look like? What sexy things can you do with a fungus?! All they do is bounce around and get..." And then Kaveh's eyes lit up, and Alhaitham realized that he'd just gotten himself into trouble. "Oh, I know exactly what we'll do," Kaveh said, with a sly smile. "Just one small correction: you, my darling junior, will be the one starring as our sexy fungus."

Sexy Fun Guy 🌱🏛️🌱
Explicit 🔞 | one-shot | 11k

Alhaitham brings home a sexy fungus costume—and to punish his junior for this abhorrent purchase, Kaveh devises a rather unique roleplay involving the outfit.

dom/sub • sadomasochism • erotic estim

Link below!

Screenshot of text. The text reads: Document Notes Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Top Kaveh/Bottom Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Top Alhaitham/Bottom Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Explicit Sexual Content, Aftercare, Established Relationship, Sexual Roleplay, Lingerie, Bondage, Gags, Spit Kink, Sadomasochism, Sexual Humiliation, Verbal Humiliation, Sexual Objectification, Dumbification, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Erotic Electrostimulation, Cock & Ball Torture, Dom/sub, Subspace, Dom Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Sub Alhaitham (Genshin Impact),

I think I'll manage to finish the roleplay one-shot within the next 48 hours or so! (Hopefully. If things go smoothly.)

Instead of an excerpt, here's a preview of the tags 👀

First screenshot of text. The text reads: Kaveh dips his finger inside ever so slightly. “Is the lubricant too cold? I didn’t think the temperature would bother you, but maybe I should have warmed it up first.” He prods more insistently, and his finger easily slips into Alhaitham’s ass. “Oh,” Kaveh says, laughing. “It sucked my finger right in. Eager thing, aren’t you?” Alhaitham shivers. He can definitely feel himself getting hard again—and while his dick might be getting a reprieve now, he suspects that Kaveh isn’t actually done with it yet. Kaveh still needs to collect his samples, after all; he won’t settle for giving Alhaitham a dry orgasm.

Second screenshot of text. The text reads: “Good boy,” Kaveh murmurs, his finger grazing Alhaitham’s prostate. “Does that feel nice?” Alhaitham moans, squirming his hips as much as the restraints will allow. Good, it feels good—but his mouth can’t make words to tell Kaveh that. It can only make a puddle of drool.

Third screenshot of text. The text reads: “There are probably people walking past our front door, right now,” Alhaitham says. “Some student rushing home late after studying for hours in the House of Daena—maybe one who was reading a book with annotations by Kaveh of Kshahrewar, and thinking how insightful and intelligent he is…” Alhaitham’s lips graze Kaveh’s ear. “Having no idea that the genius architect is a disobedient pet who’s being disciplined, standing naked and collared just a few meters away from that door.” Kaveh’s pulse pounds between his legs, and he swallows, staring at the front door.

Fourth screenshot of text. The text reads: “No idea,” Alhaitham repeats, “unless I opened the door. Then you’d be on display for everyone to see.” His hands come to rest on Kaveh’s shoulders, firm enough to hold him in place—and Kaveh imagines having no choice but to stand here for passerby to see, a naughty pet being shamed by its owner, unable to retreat from curious stares.

I've made progress on the roleplay fic & Chapter 3 of “hard-edged, hard-earned”, so here are excerpts!

• Images 1 and 2 – roleplay fic; Alhaitham is sitting on a chair backwards, tied to it and gagged
• Images 3 and 4 – hard-edged, hard-earned

(haikavetham 🔞)

Link to fic: archiveofourown.org/works/67330456

Screenshot of a fic title and summary on AO3. The summary consists of a synopsis line and excerpt. The text of the synopsis line reads: Kaveh obtains a corset during a business trip, and promptly puts it to good use when he gets home. The text of the excerpt reads: Kaveh climbs into bed and kneels atop Alhaitham, straddling him with his thighs. "This is a bit more exciting than me coming home with a machine core from some random ancient tomb, wouldn't you say?" "That could be exciting, too," Alhaitham says, his thumbs stroking Kaveh's hips. "I enjoy hearing about your engineering projects." Kaveh sighs. "Okay, I suppose I should have said that it's a bit sexier, then." Alhaitham's lips wobble with a barely-restrained smile. "Depends what type of thing you're engineering. That vibrating device you constructed a few months ago, for Instance—"

laced with love 🏛️🌱(🏛️)
Explicit 🔞 | one-shot | 12k

Kaveh buys a corset for himself, and Alhaitham reaps the benefits. (And, well, if Alhaitham's enthusiasm ends up exhausting his poor senior, who could blame him?)

Link below!

“Now,” Kaveh says, gathering his hair back in a high ponytail, “I need to do a quick inspection first, to make sure you’re healthy enough for me to obtain a sample. This shouldn’t hurt—just hold still for a bit.” 'Oh, and here I was thinking I’d take a stroll while strapped to a chair like this,' Alhaitham wants to retort—but all he can do is nod as his mouth fills with saliva.

Oh, that's an excellent idea! I had been wondering if soup was a viable option, so that's really good to know. And I also appreciate the tip re: the timing for adding noodles!

Snippet from an extremely unserious roleplay fic:

Screenshot of text. The text reads: “You are,” Kaveh agrees, even though Alhaitham is clearly trying to tease him. “Look at you, Haitham. All dressed up like this, and you’ve never even been kissed.” He presses his lips to Alhaitham’s throat, just below his ear, and sucks lightly. “Should I be concerned that I’m stealing your innocence?” He instantly regrets his words when Alhaitham rolls his hips and grinds against Kaveh’s groin with dangerous precision. “Tell me, Kaveh,” Alhaitham says, “how exactly do you define innocence?”

Ooh, these are fantastic ideas, thank you!

And here's a snippet from a wip where Alhaitham wears lingerie…the fic has been mostly-written since 2023, but I still haven't managed to finish it 😅

(I'll be posting snippets from several different WIPs, since otherwise it might feel like I'm sending the entire draft of the corset fic 😂)

Image of a "trade offer" meme. The picture shows a man staring at the camera with his fingertips steepled, and typed text to the left and right of him. Text at the top of the picture says "TRADE OFFER". On the left side of the image is text that reads "I receive: rice cooker recipes", and on the right side of the image is text that reads "You receive: a snippet from one of my WIPs".

[Cross-posted from Twitter]

I can't guarantee I'll finish the corset fic in time for Kaveh's birthday, but if anyone wants to help with motivation, lol:

My oven is (still) unusable. I have a basic rice cooker, electric griddle, and microwave. If anyone has recipes, I'll reply with WIP snippets 🫡

Realizing I forgot to provide the context of this being a tongue-in-cheek country song about gay sex…although I suppose the artist name and lyrics might have been an indication of that lol

On the bright side, at least I'm usually on push-to-talk during calls 😂💀

A very inconvenient song to have stuck in your head during a phone call with friends is "Beggin' for More" by Dixon Dallas, because this means that you will be sitting there trying not to sing out loud "gaggin' on it, daddy got me beggin' for more" and "poppin' that bussy like bang bang bang"

She stepped on my keyboard while I was away from my desk because she is convinced that there is a secret cheese stash on that side of the desk. (There is not a secret cheese stash on that side of the desk.)

Screenshot of text in a work-in-progress fanfic. The text "marriage talk at the end" is in brackets, followed by several dozen of the letter M and then a few dozen of the letter K. Together, the letters spell a drawn-out version of "mmk".

(⚠️ Potential minor spoiler for the fic I'm writing, I guess? Not that it's a huge plot point, but ⚠️)

Thank you to my cat for her helpful feedback on this note in my fic draft. "Mmk"…your disapproval is noted, ma'am. Now that pride month is over, I guess we shouldn't support gay marriage anymore 😔

Screenshot of an excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: “Keep going,” Alhaitham says. “Keep going?” Kaveh stares incredulously at Alhaitham’s reflection, which glares flatly back at him. “It’s already a miracle I didn’t come the first time you orgasmed! How much longer do you expect me to hold out?” “You can come. I’m not stopping you.” “Oh, really? And if I spill inside you right this second, then how exactly will I ‘keep going’ like you’ve demanded?”

Second screenshot of an excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: “You have two hands. Use them.” “Wh—” Kaveh’s mouth falls open. “You—your solution to my refractory period is for me to fuck you with my fingers for twenty minutes, until I’m ready to go again?!” Alhaitham responds with an arch of his eyebrows.

Still working on that corset fic 🫡 I doubt I'll finish it in time for Kaveh's birthday, but I think I'll get it done this month. (And then I'll go back to taking my writing break. Oops.)

🔞🔞🔞 haikavetham

First screenshot of an excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: Kaveh presses his hands to the corset and grinds against Alhaitham’s ass. “Mm, it almost feels like you’re holding my waist. I’m sure you’d like to have your hands on me, if you weren’t presently occupied.” Alhaitham grunts, too focused on enjoying Kaveh’s cock to reply, and Kaveh’s lips purse in a pout. “You know, when I bought this, I was originally planning to ride you while wearing it. I wanted you to hold my waist and watch me while I bounced on your cock. Or I thought about tempting you into bending me over and fucking me from behind, too—hands right here to keep me speared on your dick…but, well, this works too. Especially with the mirror.”

Second screenshot of text from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: Alhaitham moans quietly, and Kaveh reaches down to give his ass a squeeze. “I’m definitely taking you with me, next time,” Kaveh says. “You could nap in our lodgings all day, and then each night I’d come home and help myself to this ass. Hm, and your mouth, too…” He presses a fingertip to his own lips, watching Alhaitham in the mirror. “Would you like that? Acting like a pampered pet on your business trips, while your husband does all the breadwinning?” His slip of the tongue suddenly sinks in, and he yelps. “Um, I mean, your—your partner, a pampered pet while your partner—on your partner’s trips, while he, ah, that is…sorry, I…” But Alhaitham doesn’t seem to notice, nodding hazily with a low hum.

Another excerpt from the rough draft of the corset fic that I started earlier this month (haikavetham 🔞🔞🔞)

*they're in an established relationship in this fic, but not married

Oh, yes—the first two chapters are on AO3. (I forgot that not everyone is familiar with this wip, lol.) It's also technically the third fic in a series, but the fics are just loosely connected to each other, so those aren't must-reads.

Link here: archiveofourown.org/works/638799...

A screenshot of text. The text reads: his lips against Kaveh’s ear. “Are you, though? Good? A good boy wouldn’t touch himself without permission.”

And, Kaveh, I dunno about that "good boy" thing—because, as Alhaitham is about to point out:

(For the record, Kaveh's prediction isn't very accurate 😂 Of course, his idea is certainly nice and all, but Alhaitham is planning a punishment that's a bit more…punishing, lol.)

Screenshot of an excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: “Would you benefit from knowing the details ahead of time,” Alhaitham asks, “or would that make things more overwhelming?” “Mm…maybe just a hint, for now,” Kaveh says. “You mentioned a collar, right?” “I did, yes. I’m also planning to use a leash.” Fuck. Kaveh shifts his legs and subtly slides his hand between his thighs to rub his dick, trying to satisfy the growing ache he feels. The rim of his ass twitches with the stimulation, and he bites his lip to hold back a groan. “And as for a hint,” Alhaitham adds, “we’ll both be getting messy, one of us more than the other.”

Second screenshot of an excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: Messy? Well, Alhaitham had mentioned saving his load, earlier, so that must be part of it—and with the collar and leash involved, Kaveh wouldn’t be surprised if some sort of food play is involved. Will Alhaitham have him eat out of a bowl on the floor? Kaveh has never done that before, but he’d certainly be willing to try it. A pretty little pet on all fours, licking pudding from a bowl and then washing it down with Alhaitham’s cum…oh, isn’t that a nice thought. Kaveh rubs the side of his dick and closes his eyes, imagining all the ways he could be a good boy for Alhaitham. Alhaitham taps Kaveh’s thigh. “Does that sound alright?” “Hm?”

🔞🔞🔞

I worked a bit on my draft of Chapter 3 for HEHE, so here's an excerpt 🫡

And a quick bit of context for this passage: Kaveh and Alhaitham are cuddling on the couch, in a position where Alhaitham currently can't see Kaveh's hands.

I already suck at cleaning and chores, so it isn't exactly fun to repeatedly wipe up & disinfect every surface that the vermin keep shitting on, lol…oh, and I can't use my (gas) oven/stove to cook any meals, since the rodents got into the insulation 😐

Pest control will be here in a few days, but 🥲

💀 Haven't had much time or energy for writing because I've been dealing with a rodent issue in my apartment (thanks to my former downstairs neighbor, who recently moved out without reporting the issue in her ground-floor unit—which she absolutely must have noticed, when she was packing/cleaning) 🫠