Risharde Funches

I feel like this administration's plans for Iran are somewhere in the INXS "Need You Tonight/Mediate" video. Just need the Press Secretary to hold up some cue cards to toss to the side...

Obliterate
Exaggerate
Reprobate
Desperate
Degenerate
Incinerate
Decimate
Ultimate

Wars ended counter: -1

Markwayne was born in '77, Sanders became a member of the House in '91.

Debunked in less than a minute.

Quick research shows that 10x as much is made in income taxes than tariffs. His “belief” will ruin the country.

He’s gripping that podium like it was backstage at a Miss USA pageant. #sotu

So important, they waited until the last day of the Winter Olympics to do that job? Sure thing Raphael.

Just when you thought A.I. slop couldn't get sloppier...

Dang, I was counting on that tariff check to buy a "piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, you know, a corn tortilla and one other thing."

I think that I'm going to start hating YMCA as much as I hate Dominic the Donkey. Like, the DJ puts it on, and I leave the dance floor, maybe the party altogether. He's ruined it that much.

I saw him post a video that had the Obamas as apes that was blamed on a staffer though... is HE the staffer?

Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.

I also lack a stake in the future. No, not because I don't have any kids, but because I'm not a pale vampire sucking on the government to the tune of $38 billion in federal contracts.

Unfortunately my representative.

He's going to be shocked when he learns who encouraged Ashli Babbett to be at the Capitol on January 6th...

Sounds like someone is using an autopen for Truth Social.

Someone should probably go after the person whose rhetoric caused someone to go after Rep. Ilhan Omar, right Sen. Schmitt?

Wait, you can hide from news at the gym?

Another reason for me to start going back…

But what if I need to buy 37 dolls?

Clearly she wanted to find out, because it seems like all she did was... well, you know.

He's not up for re-election until 2028, so his polling numbers (wherever they come from) right now mean absolutely nothing.

... even on 5th Avenue?

Ah, I think I know why she took the cross off today... to avoid the lightning strike.

In their rush to remove anything 'DEI', they must have erased how long the Black Lives Matter movement has persisted.

Trump 2.0 thinks ICE murders are Infrastructure Week.

For those who may have left Facebook, posting this here as well:

I dunno if it's how I was raised, but I rarely swore before. This administration makes me feel like I need to buy some Navy dress blues for the amount of words that I say that would get me fined by the FCC.

Unlike Batman, the wealthy billionaire is a part of the Rogues Gallery and not fighting the villains.

They're still allowing him on camera? I thought we were done after yesterday!

When I think of what he’s accomplished, there should be a successful impeachment before the midterm elections.

Considering that she talked about transparency a clip or two before this, we'll get those videos... today? Tomorrow?

Says the woman who at least had the courtesy to take off her cowgirl hat during this interview.

Yeah, but what if those people don't wash their legs?