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I like talking about things that start with “p” like politics (pragmatic progressive), psychedelics, psychoanalysis, philosophy, Portland, the Pacific Northwest & “m”—music, mushrooms. Parent of 2 teens. Daimista (IYKYK).

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Those won’t kill the baby though, just put the baby in a delirious hallucinatory state for a couple days, which babies probably can’t even tell is different from their normal mind state

02.12.2025 04:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Gonna do the weird thing re: Syria & Israel that he does re: Ukraine & Russia where depending on who he last talked to or what he saw on Fox he’ll be aligned with one side or the other but at the end of the day he’ll support Russia & Israel over Ukraine & Syria.

02.12.2025 00:55 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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It sounds like they’re going to be cold-calling people their AI finds on LinkedIn based on some unknown criteria & asking them to run for office?

I’m sure this will be a great way to find candidates for office.

01.12.2025 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pete hegseth was chosen because he would be trumps yes man and then fall guy and things are proceeding exactly as expected

01.12.2025 13:28 — 👍 483    🔁 48    💬 9    📌 0

dems should start saying that presidential pardons dont apply to international war crimes and in fact implicate the president, no idea if thats true but they should start saying it

01.12.2025 13:29 — 👍 427    🔁 58    💬 20    📌 5

We all should start saying that Trump is an illegitimate president due to the 14th Amendment’s plain text and his pardons are null and void

01.12.2025 13:39 — 👍 429    🔁 107    💬 8    📌 7

Foreman says they're closing the blowjob factory. Says tariffs have made it just too danged expensive, and people are more wanting handjobs these days instead. Maybe I can get on one of those handshare apps for a little while, just until Christmas at least

01.12.2025 13:52 — 👍 575    🔁 79    💬 10    📌 7

altered states?

01.12.2025 06:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤞🍿

01.12.2025 04:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Democratic Party is Its Voters and They’re Doing Just Fine Last week, I read an article about the special primary election to...

I do fear that we won’t have the political will & popular support to make the deep changes necessary when we come out of this. I hope that’s not the case. But I won’t give in to dooming & what I think about the Democratic Party ultimately is roughly this:

talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-d...

30.11.2025 00:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well I think that you’re dooming.

I don’t know what the future holds, so I’m not about to preemptively declare defeat. Better to say what we think should happen & do what we can to make it so.

30.11.2025 00:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The universe is sending you a signal!

Who do you love (or are unhealthily obsessed with) who’s several hundred miles away? Why not drive for two days straight to surprise (or stalk) them? Think how exited (or terrified) they’ll be!

29.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A tabby cat and a tuxedo kitten staking out where a mouse has taken shelter under a wooden Ikea folding plant stand

A tabby cat and a tuxedo kitten staking out where a mouse has taken shelter under a wooden Ikea folding plant stand

A tabby cat and a tuxedo kitten staking out where a mouse has taken shelter under a wooden Ikea folding plant stand

A tabby cat and a tuxedo kitten staking out where a mouse has taken shelter under a wooden Ikea folding plant stand

Somehow a very unfortunate mouse got into our house yesterday so my cats had a very special Thanksgiving dinner. This was my sweet kitten Pepper’s very first murder!

28.11.2025 19:38 — 👍 40    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

Which is why we need to treat the pardons as void, as illegitimately given by an illegitimate president who was only allowed to serve because of a corrupt Supreme Court, and proceed as if they aren’t worth the paper they’re written on.

29.11.2025 22:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Sounds like he closed the deal!

29.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What makes jeans Dom jeans?

29.11.2025 17:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We even have a name, erotomania, for that particular manifestation of psychosis. It’s a known phenomenon

29.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can’t read or focus like I used to (which at least for focus was never great) and it’s clear to my mind that it’s due to phone/internet/social media.

And I’ve never had Covid so I know it’s not that!

29.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My daughter is into school & will blow my mind telling me about how they’re analyzing Breathless in her film class using different frames like feminism, Marxism etc. But my son really struggles with assignments & it sounds like is fairly typical of a lot of kids w/wrecked attention spans/motivation

29.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m of two minds I did k-12 in a shitty rural public school system in the ’80s-‘90s & have no illusions about there having been a golden age of education or students quality; my kids go to a well-funded urban high school w/mostly upper middle class kids & have on offer a great education—

29.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We need to make it clear that trials for everyone who went along with this regime’s illegal acts is the moderate compromise; the people want to just string ‘em all up Mussolini-style.

29.11.2025 14:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not if he dies on the toilet before he gets around to them.

But you’re right it is a risk, which is why we need to treat the pardons as void, as illegitimately given by an illegitimate president who was only allowed to serve because of a corrupt Supreme Court.

29.11.2025 14:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ambivalent about him running again because he’s actually one of the best people we’ve got in the senate. Different situation than sad sacks like Schumer & Durbin

29.11.2025 08:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me personally? Well I’m just a guy in Oregon.

But the point I was trying to make is that when this regime falls, it’s up to us whether or not we as a nation try to just move on or instead try to hold people to account & punish folks like Hegseth & Miller for their crimes

29.11.2025 07:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean honestly I don’t really care that much that it be The Hague. No reason we couldn’t try his ass for war crimes ourselves

29.11.2025 07:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Hasn’t signed it yet you mean

29.11.2025 06:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, I’m confident she can get in, and I think she’d be a good fit for it. I got accepted but didn’t go myself, and have known plenty of Reedies, so I’m fairly familiar with the place

She’s ambivalent about going to a small school and the price tag will definitely matter so we’ll see!

29.11.2025 06:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not with that attitude it won’t!

We want it to happen we have to make it happen

29.11.2025 06:13 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

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