ontem me encheram o saco p ir num aniversΓ‘rio chegando lΓ‘ pediram pizza apenas dos sabores presunto bacon e calabresa π€‘
15.02.2026 15:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@guihth.bsky.social
ele/dele β’ π β’ a bit fat but otherwise lovely and very talented β’ pt/en/es/fr
ontem me encheram o saco p ir num aniversΓ‘rio chegando lΓ‘ pediram pizza apenas dos sabores presunto bacon e calabresa π€‘
15.02.2026 15:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0eu queria ser uma 'belha pra pousar na sua flor
se Γ© que me entendes
se Γ© que me entendes πΆ
New album Paradises March 20.
Pre-Order / Pre-Save. ladytron.ffm.to/paradises
Snowbelle (Himalayan Dwarf rabbit) white with black ears and nose; and Jet (Dwarf rabbit) black with tiny beige tips on paws, just lounging.
Hoppy Bunday to YOU! Remember to rest, relax and enjoy your day! π€π°π€π
#bunny #rabbit
r/analytics β’ IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
14.02.2026 23:47 β π 18152 π 4755 π¬ 375 π 1138would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
Queen, a sweet little calico cat
Butterscotch, a large cream colored dog with brown eyes that have little white rings in them.
My two beautiful Valentines wish you all a lovely day regardless of your romantic circumstances.
14.02.2026 19:58 β π 22 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0if i had an f1 team i would make my engineers carolina squat the car
14.02.2026 14:22 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0depende de qt tu pode gastar mas
-megumin (konosuba)
-aqua (konosuba
-lana (pokemon)
-power (chainsawman)
-zero two
baseado em: personagens q eu acho fofinha
suvaquinho de mutual
14.02.2026 21:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0based on my wifeβs reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time iβll do a $750 bit
14.02.2026 15:11 β π 3965 π 149 π¬ 120 π 9If you are single and alone today, just remember itβs probably because you own too many black metal demo tapes and you deserve this.
14.02.2026 13:52 β π 22 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0IA democratiza a arte do mesmo jeito que a lasanha de micro-ondas democratiza a gastronomia
10.02.2026 14:56 β π 1157 π 356 π¬ 9 π 22Three panel comic. Panel one: an ant gathering material is walking past a grasshopper playing guitar, relaxing against a tree. The ant says βarenβt you going to prepare for winter?β Panel two: the grasshopper says βman plans and god laughs.β Panel three: the two bugs are sitting around a fire in the dead of winter, wrapped in leaves for warmth.
04.02.2026 15:59 β π 4043 π 730 π¬ 20 π 6urge inventarem um chuveiro elΓ©trico que deixa a Γ‘gua fria
14.02.2026 16:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0vc vai ser cosplay de q indys
14.02.2026 16:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0botaram uma caixa de TV fininha pro coelho Tunico n implicar c o cachorro pois ele vai lΓ‘ implica e depois pula e se equilibra EM CIMA da caixa
14.02.2026 15:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0essa cΓ’mera de rΓ© foi a melhor coisa q eu jΓ‘ adquiri pqp tΓ‘ tΓ£o fΓ‘cil estacionar a camionete em qlqr cantinho agr
14.02.2026 15:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
14.02.2026 15:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Three game and watch keychains. Left to right, DK Jr, Fire, and Super Mario Bros.
Fixed the keychains!
14.02.2026 01:14 β π 195 π 12 π¬ 6 π 1hj tomei um red bull zero e jΓ‘ caguei no supermercado mesmo pqp tΓ΄ me tremendo todo
14.02.2026 13:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0screenshot from the Subway Takes video of a guy with long hair and a blue shirt holding a subway metro card / microphone βI think we need to destroy the data centersβ
me in any conversation about anything lately:
13.02.2026 18:09 β π 5615 π 1537 π¬ 8 π 77preciso dum dumbphone que tenha uma cΓ’mera boa alguΓ©m recomenda algum? (pode ser KaiOS mas n pode parecer muito bom pra eu ter desculpa p n usar whatsapp)
14.02.2026 11:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
13.02.2026 22:28 β π 40195 π 7163 π¬ 1330 π 2393po ontem gastei horas limpando as palmeiras do sΓtio e n fiz nem metade
14.02.2026 10:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like these 2026 F1 rules last for all of two years, but I do worry we're going to overcorrect like we did in 2017
13.02.2026 23:01 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 6 π 0os crackudo amigo zoando ele pq ele "apanhou de jack" kkkkkkkkkkkkk
13.02.2026 14:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Print de mensagens do aplicativo WhatsApp "Se ele nΓ£o tiver pronto atΓ© a hora de vcs saΓrem sΓ³ traz a coleira dele aqui NΓ£o que eu vΓ‘ andar com ele no chΓ£o, mas sΓ³ pra nΓ£o acharem que eu roubei o cachorro"
dia normal sendo preto
13.02.2026 14:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0