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ele/dele β€’ πŸ’ β€’ a bit fat but otherwise lovely and very talented β€’ pt/en/es/fr

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ontem me encheram o saco p ir num aniversÑrio chegando lÑ pediram pizza apenas dos sabores presunto bacon e calabresa 🀑

15.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eu queria ser uma 'belha pra pousar na sua flor
se Γ© que me entendes
se é que me entendes 🎢

15.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ladytron - Paradises (Album) 3/20

New album Paradises March 20.
Pre-Order / Pre-Save. ladytron.ffm.to/paradises

15.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Snowbelle (Himalayan Dwarf rabbit) white with black ears and nose; and Jet (Dwarf rabbit) black with tiny beige tips on paws, just lounging.

Snowbelle (Himalayan Dwarf rabbit) white with black ears and nose; and Jet (Dwarf rabbit) black with tiny beige tips on paws, just lounging.

Hoppy Bunday to YOU! Remember to rest, relax and enjoy your day! πŸ€πŸ°πŸ–€πŸ˜˜

#bunny #rabbit

15.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 512    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
r/analytics
β€’ IOh
We just found out our AI has been making up
analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna
throw up.
Support
So we've been using an Al agent since November to
answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed
amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations,
everyone loved it.
I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this
entire time.
Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on
data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a
deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing
plausible sounding percentages.
I only caught it by accident when someone asked me
to double check something. I started digging, and
holy shit, it's bad.

r/analytics β€’ IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

14.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 18152    πŸ” 4755    πŸ’¬ 375    πŸ“Œ 1138

would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream

we could get coffee after

07.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
Queen, a sweet little calico cat

Queen, a sweet little calico cat

Butterscotch, a large cream colored dog with brown eyes that have little white rings in them.

Butterscotch, a large cream colored dog with brown eyes that have little white rings in them.

My two beautiful Valentines wish you all a lovely day regardless of your romantic circumstances.

14.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if i had an f1 team i would make my engineers carolina squat the car

14.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

depende de qt tu pode gastar mas

-megumin (konosuba)
-aqua (konosuba
-lana (pokemon)
-power (chainsawman)
-zero two

baseado em: personagens q eu acho fofinha

14.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

suvaquinho de mutual

14.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

based on my wife’s reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time i’ll do a $750 bit

14.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3965    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 9
14.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8160    πŸ” 956    πŸ’¬ 387    πŸ“Œ 170

If you are single and alone today, just remember it’s probably because you own too many black metal demo tapes and you deserve this.

14.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

IA democratiza a arte do mesmo jeito que a lasanha de micro-ondas democratiza a gastronomia

10.02.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1157    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 22
Three panel comic. Panel one: an ant gathering material is walking past a grasshopper playing guitar, relaxing against a tree. The ant says β€œaren’t you going to prepare for winter?” Panel two: the grasshopper says β€œman plans and god laughs.” Panel three: the two bugs are sitting around a fire in the dead of winter, wrapped in leaves for warmth.

Three panel comic. Panel one: an ant gathering material is walking past a grasshopper playing guitar, relaxing against a tree. The ant says β€œaren’t you going to prepare for winter?” Panel two: the grasshopper says β€œman plans and god laughs.” Panel three: the two bugs are sitting around a fire in the dead of winter, wrapped in leaves for warmth.

04.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4043    πŸ” 730    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6

urge inventarem um chuveiro elΓ©trico que deixa a Γ‘gua fria

14.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

vc vai ser cosplay de q indys

14.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

botaram uma caixa de TV fininha pro coelho Tunico n implicar c o cachorro pois ele vai lΓ‘ implica e depois pula e se equilibra EM CIMA da caixa

14.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

essa cΓ’mera de rΓ© foi a melhor coisa q eu jΓ‘ adquiri pqp tΓ‘ tΓ£o fΓ‘cil estacionar a camionete em qlqr cantinho agr

14.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

14.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Three game and watch keychains. Left to right, DK Jr, Fire, and Super Mario Bros.

Three game and watch keychains. Left to right, DK Jr, Fire, and Super Mario Bros.

Fixed the keychains!

14.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

hj tomei um red bull zero e jΓ‘ caguei no supermercado mesmo pqp tΓ΄ me tremendo todo

14.02.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot from the Subway Takes video of a guy with long hair and a blue shirt holding a subway metro card / microphone 

β€œI think we need to destroy the data centers”

screenshot from the Subway Takes video of a guy with long hair and a blue shirt holding a subway metro card / microphone β€œI think we need to destroy the data centers”

me in any conversation about anything lately:

13.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5615    πŸ” 1537    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 77

preciso dum dumbphone que tenha uma cΓ’mera boa alguΓ©m recomenda algum? (pode ser KaiOS mas n pode parecer muito bom pra eu ter desculpa p n usar whatsapp)

14.02.2026 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

13.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 40195    πŸ” 7163    πŸ’¬ 1330    πŸ“Œ 2393

po ontem gastei horas limpando as palmeiras do sΓ­tio e n fiz nem metade

14.02.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of an elderly man holding a bowl and the words now i want more Alt: family guy's character Herbert The Pervert gives Chris Griffin's cap a deep sniff and says "now I want more" with an angry face
14.02.2026 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like these 2026 F1 rules last for all of two years, but I do worry we're going to overcorrect like we did in 2017

13.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

os crackudo amigo zoando ele pq ele "apanhou de jack" kkkkkkkkkkkkk

13.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Print de mensagens do aplicativo WhatsApp 

"Se ele nΓ£o tiver pronto atΓ© a hora de vcs saΓ­rem sΓ³ traz a coleira dele aqui

NΓ£o que eu vΓ‘ andar com ele no chΓ£o, mas sΓ³ pra nΓ£o acharem que eu roubei o cachorro"

Print de mensagens do aplicativo WhatsApp "Se ele nΓ£o tiver pronto atΓ© a hora de vcs saΓ­rem sΓ³ traz a coleira dele aqui NΓ£o que eu vΓ‘ andar com ele no chΓ£o, mas sΓ³ pra nΓ£o acharem que eu roubei o cachorro"

dia normal sendo preto

13.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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