Aterivus

That Aterivus guy is always sending people things, and stuff

You lost your SGB?

Clanker this, Clanker that

This is the only Clanker I fw

Wait WHAT

Son of a bitch, this might be plausible

So the Internet just collectively decided that Creed and Nickelback no longer suck?

My dark secret is that they've been on my playlist for decades and I'm not ashamed to admit it (well I was ashamed before, because it was a dark secret).

Probably measures how much killing is necessary

That is one cursed laughing chathead

Super Mario 64

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And how screwed are we when the inevitable woodchuck uprising happens and we have no anti-wood chucking woodchuck defense?

This is why it pains me when I see people say they hate quests, as a blanket statement

Not just because I'm a lore nerd, but you experience so much of the actual game world through quests. Exploring areas, solving puzzles, meeting characters,etc

THOSE are memorable experiences, not just gaining xp

"The US has bombed Iran!"

Hey, I've seen this one before...

Those starburst ones are freaking ridiculously tasty

I'd get them intravenously if I could, just straight to the veins

I swear that we entered another awful reality once it became June.

It's just a seemingly endless stream of very weird, bad, news.

Adulting simulator 2K25

It's just you figuring out how to do your taxes and deciding what to eat for dinner every night for the rest of your life

Soon to top the Twitch charts

Sorry, my alpha male genes won't let anything penetrate me, including the thick layer of bacteria surrounding me

Too busy ground pounding big goombas for blue coins

I just updated my GPU driver and I swear 5 of the 8 or so tabs on the Nvidia splash page during the update were for AI features

Sorry I'm not trusting an AI algorithm to overclock my GPU because with my luck it'll error out and send a 1.21 gigawatt volt through my system, and BAM! I'm stuck in 1955

The face you make when the dwarf weed hits

#runescapedragonwilds

I wonder if this hedgehog can use 7 emeralds to go super saiyan too

Ok, jagex definitely cooked in the art/environment department for this quest

Everyone says the death of Harambe plunged us on the downward spiral but idk, the finale of Regular Show was January 16, 2017.

Just a few days before the orange buffoon's 1st term.

Maybe it was Pops' death that sparked it all. Jolly good show.

If Bomberman asked you to rub his balls, which ones are you going for?

He fell asleep while waiting for me to feed him

All that time he spent sleeping, relaxing, and lazing about all day really tuckered him out

Isn't that the thing Rob Zombie wanted everyone to ride in the back of

Oh I just saw it was like 90 where you live

Yeah, I'd melt

Over here in PA it's not even 40 right now, and rainy/cold

In an alternate universe, Mario yells out "Google!" instead of "Yahoo!"

Or, god help us, "Bing!"

*insert joke about white people thinking mayonnaise is too spicy here*