Lib Dem Flat Earth Society

Update: we are up to 6 MPs, something big is happening folks

A colour-coded UK constituency map of Lib Dem MPs by whether they follow Lib Dem Flat Earth Society 4 constituencies are highlighted in green and labelled "Follows Lib Dem Flat Earth Society": North Devon, North East Hampshire, Oxford West & Abingdon, and Ely & East Cambridgeshire. The remaining 68 are in red and labelled "Does not follow Lib Dem Flat Earth Society, possibly a round-earth cultist"

Despite being an extremely serious organisation that represents the silent majority of Lib Dem members, only 4 Lib Dem MPs follow us.

Please write to your MP to rectify this immediately.

Here is a handy map to help you identify which of our MPs need to do better ⬇️

No mention of our party's constant silencing of Globe-Critical voices???

Hello Gideon. Please speak out about our party's censorship of Globe-Critical voices!

Our members recently attended a Globe-Critical protest outside Parliament.

Not even ONE Lib Dem MP had the decency to engage with our ideas. Some even laughed at us.

Why do so-called "liberals" have no respect for entirely legitimate beliefs protected by the Equality Act 2010?

We have little hope left for the party. We are surrounded by enemies, and it feels like the membership hate us and disagree with our very core principles.

But for some reason, we will NEVER leave the Lib Dems, and we'll be sure to make it everyone's problem.

What happened to MPs listening to our valid concerns?

Worse still, Round-Earthist Activists such as the evil @lafso.bsky.social have been calling into question the validity of our unbiased and impartial review. When does the unfairness end?!

Since then, our MPs have ducked question after question. After receiving a gentle reminder in the form of 390,425 abusive twitter comments from Flat Earthers, @laylamoran.bsky.social stated

"What? Flat Earth? What the hell are you talking about??"
So much for 'clarity', folks.

Illustration of Zhang Heng

Toxic?! Does this impertinent fool not know that Zhang Heng was Palace attendant at the imperial court, and therefore his expertise cannot be questioned by a simpleton like him? Do these commoners dare to question the knowledge of their superiors?!

Does the party dare to question the wisdom of the author, illustrious Han dynasty astronomer and polymath Zhang Heng?

Despite a good initial response from our Lords (most of whom were around in the 2nd century), an MP stated "I fear the debate about the earth's shape has become far too toxic"

Illustration of a flat earth surrounded by the heavens

It is now over 1,900 years since the final draft of The Spiritual Constitution of the Universe, which decisively proved that the earth is flat and the heavens surround it, was published (April 10th, 120AD).

The @libdems.org.uk have still not made an official statement about the Review🧵

Lies. We did not forget anything. Expect to hear from our lawyers.

We are outraged that this nasty parody account should be allowed to mock us so mercilessly.

Our lawyers will be hearing about this.

Greetings, bluesky users. Despite this platform's noted "wokeness" we have decided to join to spread the Globe Critical message.