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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯✍️

07.03.2026 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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DONNY OCTOPUS/LOVE ME 4 ANOTHER REASON

Every now and again
We hitch a ride 2 a very special place,
Revealing things we cannot usually see
(But surround us anyway).
It teaches us 2 become unbiased wiv the truth,
And #magnanimous in victory, defeat,
And tedious indifference.
#vss365
#BornBattleReady

06.03.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‚πŸ™πŸ‘

04.03.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DAYS IN - NIGHTS OUT

Cutting a grin
As I tap dance along the bar,
Steadily pissed
As gorgons spit bricks in the mist.

Yes, #lethargy strangled my day,
But tonight is a bomb
And I’m blowing away.
Avoiding the cracks in the bog,
Thirteen blinks
And I’m closer to God.
#vss365

04.03.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‚
πŸ™

03.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‚ Thank you, Robert πŸ™ Much appreciated πŸ‘

03.03.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEGATIVE LIGHT

When it comes to the news,
We’ve all got cataracts,
Cos every source has an agenda,
Clouding the truth with their own colours.
And if you can’t see that,
Then you’ve been blinded by the light
They shine into your face.

#vss365 #cataract πŸ‘οΈ

03.03.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜€πŸ™ Thank you, Daniel πŸ‘
Probably not the best way to go πŸ˜†

02.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ALL YOUR SPLENDOUR

You’re a skint scarecrow
Playing air guitar under a bridge,
Lost your job cos you were feeding
What u should have been scaring 2 death.
Chose the wrong currency to pop into the slot,
No critical thinking, see,
And that means a long wet death.

#splendor #vss365

02.03.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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HATE F*CK

She’s ridiculous,
But I’m ridiculous too,
She’s me in fishnets,
And that’s why we clash.

Would I shag a female version of myself?
Ha! Probably,
But only if I kept my gob shut.

Yeah, she's obsessed,
But I'm #obsessed too,
And that’s why we clash.

#vss365 πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

27.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PIPS

It’s 1996
And we're on the piss,
Think we’ll be like this forever
(We’ve got everything we need).
But God spits out time like a lemon pip,
Maximum #velocity in a nanosecond.
The end of the universe
While I’m still putting on my boots,
Spilling tea in the slipstream.

#vss365 β˜•

26.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A #STELLAR TRUTH

Realisation arrives like a gunshot,
A slash in the clouds
Reveals the cheese
(And panics the geese),
Scattering runes like magical teeth.

A crunch of glass,
Iron spikes in long winter,
Last words loiter in my throat,
Lost vibrations,
A proper truth.

#vss365 πŸ’«

24.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you πŸ™ much appreciated πŸ‘

23.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THE PIXEL MACHINE

We’re connected,
But not by all that spiritual guff.
She’s at the end of a line,
Deciphering codes,
Preparing trips in the pixel machine.

I’m just a grunt,
Working in the department of propaganda,
But several of us share the ride,
And we #knowingly accept the risks.

#vss365 🟣

23.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arise, Zai Bazou!
Rage of the 3 circles,
#Crazed filth of the swollen deep.

Arise, dank prince,
Bearer of the vile lance,
Reaper of the tainted lamb.

Arise, seeker of the chain,
For I conjure thee
On splintered knee,
At the altar of the circles three.

Arise!

#vss365 ⭕️⭕️⭕️

23.02.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

21.02.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's bitter outside,
A proper thunderstorm,
#Beastly winds blowing ice
And bad ideas against the window.
I bolt the cabin door,
Throw another limb on the fire,
And wait for the world to knock itself out.

#vss365 RAND0M KINGS πŸ‘‘

#BornBattleReady βš”οΈ

20.02.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm #mystified that as a UK citizen I'm still paying for the upkeep of the multi-billionaire "Royal" Family (not to mention state TV - the devious BBC).
Why the hell am I giving them money in 2026?
If YOU want them, then YOU bloody pay for them.
#vss365

BOUNCY CASTLES 🏰

19.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, Peter! Much appreciated πŸ‘

17.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a #mountainous battlefield,
So grab a ledge and watch them fight it out amongst themselves.

But while you're here,
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY THAT BOTH SIDES ARE FAKE?

#vss365

Thanks for coming,
Please tell your friends,
And take a pamphlet on your way out.

17.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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THE SURFACE OF THE MOON

Sanity is abstract,
Infinity is short,
#Enchanted is the spiral
That swirls into a thought.
There departs our logic,
Like rockets to the moon,
Thank you "Love" and "Reason,"
We pray you come back soon.

#vss365 πŸš€

16.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯✍️

14.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†

12.02.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜„πŸ‘ They're always leaning 90 degrees beyond anything I can understand πŸ€”

11.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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AN UNCANNY #TOUCH

Madness grabs my mind
And squeezes tight,

Angles in my eyes
That ain’t quite right,

Colours that oppose
The rules of light,

I’m never gonna crack
(But someone might).

#vss365 🧠

11.02.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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THE MONEY SHOT

I’m gasping for breath,
Lights popping as I slump onto my back,
A proper sex coma,
O yeah,
I'm gonna #ache all afternoon.

You make an odd sound,
A brief leak of air I’ll have to fix.

We stare into space,
Totally deflated,
A quick wipe and it's back in the bag.
#vss365 πŸ’₯

10.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜€πŸ™πŸ‘πŸ¦‘

09.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SMELLS LIKE METAL

Yellow gas
And scratch marks down my back,
β€˜Til my bone-bits slump and crack,
Avoiding certain songs
For fear they'll bring you back.

#vss365 #bones

09.02.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‚πŸ™πŸŽΈπŸŽΉ As long as the music is loud enough to drown my singing out πŸ™‰πŸ˜ƒ

07.02.2026 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0