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HATE F*CK

She’s ridiculous,
But I’m ridiculous too,
She’s me in fishnets,
And that’s why we clash.

Would I shag a female version of myself?
Ha! Probably,
But only if I kept my gob shut.

Yeah, she's obsessed,
But I'm #obsessed too,
And that’s why we clash.

#vss365 🙃🙃

PIPS

It’s 1996
And we're on the piss,
Think we’ll be like this forever
(We’ve got everything we need).
But God spits out time like a lemon pip,
Maximum #velocity in a nanosecond.
The end of the universe
While I’m still putting on my boots,
Spilling tea in the slipstream.

#vss365 ☕

A #STELLAR TRUTH

Realisation arrives like a gunshot,
A slash in the clouds
Reveals the cheese
(And panics the geese),
Scattering runes like magical teeth.

A crunch of glass,
Iron spikes in long winter,
Last words loiter in my throat,
Lost vibrations,
A proper truth.

#vss365 💫

Thank you 🙏 much appreciated 👍

THE PIXEL MACHINE

We’re connected,
But not by all that spiritual guff.
She’s at the end of a line,
Deciphering codes,
Preparing trips in the pixel machine.

I’m just a grunt,
Working in the department of propaganda,
But several of us share the ride,
And we #knowingly accept the risks.

#vss365 🟣

Arise, Zai Bazou!
Rage of the 3 circles,
#Crazed filth of the swollen deep.

Arise, dank prince,
Bearer of the vile lance,
Reaper of the tainted lamb.

Arise, seeker of the chain,
For I conjure thee
On splintered knee,
At the altar of the circles three.

Arise!

#vss365 ⭕️⭕️⭕️

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

It's bitter outside,
A proper thunderstorm,
#Beastly winds blowing ice
And bad ideas against the window.
I bolt the cabin door,
Throw another limb on the fire,
And wait for the world to knock itself out.

#vss365 RAND0M KINGS 👑

#BornBattleReady ⚔️

I'm #mystified that as a UK citizen I'm still paying for the upkeep of the multi-billionaire "Royal" Family (not to mention state TV - the devious BBC).
Why the hell am I giving them money in 2026?
If YOU want them, then YOU bloody pay for them.
#vss365

BOUNCY CASTLES 🏰

Thanks, Peter! Much appreciated 👍

It’s a #mountainous battlefield,
So grab a ledge and watch them fight it out amongst themselves.

But while you're here,
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY THAT BOTH SIDES ARE FAKE?

#vss365

Thanks for coming,
Please tell your friends,
And take a pamphlet on your way out.

THE SURFACE OF THE MOON

Sanity is abstract,
Infinity is short,
#Enchanted is the spiral
That swirls into a thought.
There departs our logic,
Like rockets to the moon,
Thank you "Love" and "Reason,"
We pray you come back soon.

#vss365 🚀

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️

😆

😄👍 They're always leaning 90 degrees beyond anything I can understand 🤔

AN UNCANNY #TOUCH

Madness grabs my mind
And squeezes tight,

Angles in my eyes
That ain’t quite right,

Colours that oppose
The rules of light,

I’m never gonna crack
(But someone might).

#vss365 🧠

THE MONEY SHOT

I’m gasping for breath,
Lights popping as I slump onto my back,
A proper sex coma,
O yeah,
I'm gonna #ache all afternoon.

You make an odd sound,
A brief leak of air I’ll have to fix.

We stare into space,
Totally deflated,
A quick wipe and it's back in the bag.
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😀🙏👍🦡

SMELLS LIKE METAL

Yellow gas
And scratch marks down my back,
‘Til my bone-bits slump and crack,
Avoiding certain songs
For fear they'll bring you back.

#vss365 #bones

🙂🙏🎸🎹 As long as the music is loud enough to drown my singing out 🙉😃

Thank you! Appreciate that! Great prompts 👍

THE WHEEL 🎡

Some wounds never heal,
Some wounds ain’t as bad
As my brain-bits make me feel.

#BornBattleReady #wound #vss365

BLINK!

Such #lambent skies,
From all those blinking stars that could be eyes,
A whirling blur of space and time,
"I’m here to witness what is mine."

#vss365 👁️👁️👁️

😆😆😆 Cheers mate! Much appreciated! 👍
I often wonder what happened to 'Magic Apple Tree Man'. 🌳🍎

THE CLANDESTINE RETREAT OF LEGITIMATE POETS

A pretty fellow greets me at the door,
I imagine a twin sister and I’m already half devoted.
His soft hands lead me into a ruined ballroom,
Hot light sweeping ghosts across the floorboards.

#vss365 #ghost

DRAGON versus HYDRA

Ask me when my head’s in a bin,
And I’ll say “Dragon”,
'Cos I’d rather feel fire on my skin.
Hack off an arm,
And it's probably the mind venom.

Either way, it’s all legitimate,
'Cos every punch counts (cheers, Clubber),
#Pain, by definition, ain't easy.

#vss365 🤯🔥

😄 Don't worry, he deserved it 🙏👍

DEATH HOUSE

A merciful #thrum,
Angels punching tiny drums
Save him from silence.
Madness in his cup,
But certain rhythms pick him up.

A demonic hum,
Devils chew his fingers numb
(Footsteps on the ceiling
Announce his final moments).

#vss365 🐝