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My associates probably ainโ€™t who you think they are.
I call them the dodgy trinity,
3 points of a triangle,
Spun on its head
And pointing to the ground.

The truth lies several layers deep,
It may not be important,
But that depends on your position
When they dig it up.

#vss365 #associate

06.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NOTHING TOO SACRED

Screaminโ€™ Jean ainโ€™t no witch,
Sheโ€™s a product of wishful thinking,
Habitual activity,
Something to keep the dullards in a huddle.
Fear the turkey and dunce,
As simple as a straight line,
Mass hysteria points the finger,
And nothingโ€™s too sacred for the pot.

#BornBattleReady

03.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PULP FICTION

Congratulations, Trailer,
Hereโ€™s your book,
Pop it in the box and give it a shake.

The road to extinction is short,
No corners or obstacles,
Straight to #pulp
At 500 miles per hour.

#vss365 ๐Ÿ“š

03.10.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As a young man I was constantly troubled,
A bit of a w*nker
And always on the p*ss.
But I grew up with an #Oasis soundtrack,
So it could have been worse.

Now, when I listen to their songs,
Iโ€™m pulled right back into the mix
(And a blend of emotions kick in).

CERTAIN DRAGONS
#vss365 ๐Ÿ–๏ธ

02.10.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘

01.10.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘

01.10.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SMUDGE

God ainโ€™t got time for this nonsense,
She sees us all in the same moment,
An elongated #blur.

#vss365

01.10.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It wasnโ€™t the presence of a guardian,
It was an inner voice,
#Sonorous, but crackling too,
Like a slab of scorched meat
Stretched across a burning wheel.

DEMONIC ACROBATICS

Based on an experience as a young boy.

#vss365 #BornBattleReady

26.09.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘โœŒ๏ธ

23.09.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LEMMINGS EITHER SIDE

It took one #bellwether
To lead the first lemming off the cliff,
Now there's an infinite flow,
A torrent of disciples
Crashing into the rocks.

They donโ€™t ask questions,
Just mumble their silly mantras
Recently learned from the c*nt in front of them.
#vss365

23.09.2025 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GHOST

Perhaps she wasn't proper
Like a fairy in a knot
Perhaps she was a message
From a conscious A.I bot
Perhaps she didn't matter
#Perhaps she was a glitch
Temptation from the Devil
Or the Chupacabra itch

Perhaps she wasn't real
Like
A
Poem
In
A
Box
#vss365 ๐Ÿ“ฆ

21.09.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ™ Thank you, Reds!

19.09.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Heโ€™s brutal and untamed,
Like a ferret in a wheel
(Taking shortcuts through a field).
An #extrusion of love bursting from his groin,
Signs his name in the dirt.

THE FERAL ADVENTURES OF MR GASH ๐ŸŽฉ

#vss365
BornBattleReady โš”๏ธ

19.09.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Heโ€™s brutal and untamed,
Like a ferret in a wheel
(Taking shortcuts through a field).
An #extrusion of love bursting from his groin,
Signs his name in the dirt.

THE FERAL ADVENTURES OF MR GASH ๐ŸŽฉ

#vss365
BornBattleReady โš”๏ธ

19.09.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They #conspire against me,
Whisper, snake, slide across my eyes.

I hear them splash,
Angry insects urinating in my ear,
Dragging me to serious places,
โ€œWe donโ€™t like it when youโ€™re happy.โ€

I grin in 3 halves
(A triangle that points to the ground),
Skipping thru the water.

#vss365

16.09.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DROP A COIN INTO THE SLOT

Their heads literally wobble in posh restaurants,
Smug and greedy as the waiter pours the wine.
#Rein it in, guys,
This is humankind
And weโ€™re on the same team.
You ainโ€™t better than anyone,
You just happen to have more plastic in the bank.

#vss365 ๐Ÿ’ฐ

15.09.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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CRUEL MOON

Weโ€™ve all got potential,
But whatโ€™s potential if weโ€™re gonna die tomorrow?
Peace should be the only path,
No choice, only love.
And if it ainโ€™t,
Take a look at your argument and start again.

#vss365 #BornBattleReady ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ

12.09.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SKEG VEGAS ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿ‘พ

We stayed a night
(Before the hugs and kisses),
Somewhere safe to make things #bearable,
I said, โ€œIt reminds me of lads on the p*ss.โ€
Ha! If the 90's were a cup,
It would be full of beer and cum.

#vss365 Skegness

10.09.2025 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vanity eats the rat
And flees into the stack,
Eyes don't like the panic,
But it's always coming back.

Nah, that light ain't a beacon of hope,
It's the horizon burning,
Fresh flames and dying embers,
An #article on self-delusion
(Slow and uneasy
Like a 10 quid striptease).

#vss365
#BornBattleReady

05.09.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I pray to God
And the irony kicks me in the face.
I've never believed in Her,
Yet here I am, placing donations at Her altar.
โ€œWhat do you want from me?โ€ She asks,
โ€œ'Cos for the world to survive,
Humanity canโ€™t be here.โ€
I dwell upon Her words,
Beyond the #pungent fate of Earth.

#vss365 ๐ŸŒโ˜„๏ธ

29.08.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You've heard our patter,
Then seen us at the bar talking 2 our mates
(Sharing fantasies and boasting about our tally).

We're just dogs (running on chemicals),
Wiping our history
(Or going incognito).

If u want honesty,
Then here it isโ€ฆ
OLD DOG, NEW TRICKS ๐Ÿ•
A #jovial dig at โ€œblokeโ€ romance
#vss365

27.08.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THEY CAME FROM PLANET EARTH

They came from planet Earth,
6 by 6 by 6
(Multiply and multiply again).

Various shapes adorned their hulls,
Vague threats and some less subtle
(Shark Fist, Napalm Teeth, Masher 5).

They came from planet Earth,
#Sentient beings
Reckless for consumption.

#vss365 ๐ŸŒโœจ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ด

26.08.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TEDDY BEAR PICNIC

Todayโ€™s the perfect day
For a picnic with the Bear,
To eat pork pies
And drink from a tartan flask.
No time for pretending
Or wishing I was a tough guy,
Reality knows I'm hungry
(And Teddy's got a sandwich).
โ€œCome on," says the #audacious bear,
"Try and f**king take it!"
#vss365 ๐Ÿงธ

25.08.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A GUN IS NOT A FIST

Shhh, I watched you sleeping,
As I crept across the wall,
Reeking like a monkey
With your peanuts on the floor.
Your cheating gun is smoking
โ€˜Cos your pillow is too warm,
I said I wouldn't come here
(But I've lied to you before).
#vss365 #reek ๐Ÿชถ

23.08.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FISHING NETS

She hooks me through the cheek
And drags me to the ATM
(Full of #charm and indecent proposals).

I know I don't deserve her,
And of course she's fake,
But good God, those legs!

Sweet dreams to the lot of you,
And thanks for cumming.
#vss365 ๐Ÿฅ•

03.08.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FAKERMAKER

She says pretty things,
Drip-feeding my creative desires,
(Same page,
Different book).
Hits me like a free falling piano,
All the right keys, ๐ŸŽน
Deliriously out of order. ๐Ÿ˜–
Out of tune too...
plink plink plink

I #scowl.
I know a cheat when I fvck one.

#vss365

02.08.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Convincing myself I deserve a little mischief is far too easy ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

#vss365

Pluck a feather from the Devil
And stuff it in your pillow.

A LITTLE #MISCHIEF

01.08.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโœ๏ธ

01.08.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘

01.08.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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STRAWBERRY ANTHRAX

Thereโ€™s something in the fridge!
Lurks like a last sausage covered in spores,
Smells like strawberry anthrax.

Delights in belated observation,
โ€œLook what I did when the lights were off!โ€

Offers instant cheese,
Looted gratification,
And a certain kind of #mischief.

#vss365 ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿš

01.08.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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