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I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying

Counting down the days

Also weird that they cast the most attractive human to ever exist as the Luxembourgian detective

Two dudes in profile on a tv screen one of whom looks a lot like Windy

Why is Brian windhorst just in this show

Isn’t the obvious solution to just start from scratch then? Am I crazy or did we see DC earn his double-0 status in casino royale? Why must a future film pick up where his bond left off?

That being said the joke folk songs in Patriot are so good who tf knows

It’s a little weird that I’d never heard of Rosalia and now she’s literally everywhere. Would say the world is playing some kind of trick on me but if something as good as Reliquia is just some kind of prank then nothing is real

Putting a paperback of the terry francona autobiography in a little free library is arguably vandalism

Being head clash of a major professional sports team seems like a horrible job in so many ways and their contracts are guaranteed so they continue to collect a king’s ransom while fishing or golfing or whatever tf they do. I can’t imagine getting fired elicits any kind of negative emotion

One of those auto-generated iOS photo collections titled “at the show in Long Island” and the album is just tv screen pics of the anti-hero music video roof scene and street shots from the NYC marathon as taken in Long Island CITY

iOS says “in Long Island” 😒

Has anyone ever seen Caitlin Clark and Jasmine from the most recent GBBO in the same room

I’d have 9 phds and a few billies in the bank if I didn’t have to waste so much of my life standing over a sink or wastebasket

All the medical discoveries we’ve made as a species and no one’s looked into finding a way to slow nail growth so you don’t have to clip them every few days? What are we even doing

Oh man, Patriot is so good. How did I miss it in 2017

There’s no subject I’ve considered for longer or more thoughtfully and I’ve come to the conclusion that the single greatest taste a human can experience is the fond left on a pan in which you’ve browned some shrimp or scallops. Just a sweet essence of the sea. Simply unmatched

Stan Goodspeed being afraid of injecting himself in the heart is such a weird quirk. Who would be scared of that

(It’s so problematic in so many goddamned ways. It’s perfect.)

If love actually is so problematic why does watching it feel like a big warm hug

Master somm exam description: PART 3. PRACTICAL TASTING The tasting examination is scored on the candidate's verbal abilities to clearly and accurately describe six different wines. Within twenty-five minutes he or she must: Identify, where appropriate, grape varieties, country of origin, district and appellation of origin, and vintages of the wines tasted. EXAM RESOURCES

PART 1. THEORY: WHAT DOES THE SOMMELIER NEED TO KNOW? Speak with authority on the wine areas of the world and their products. Know the principal grape varieties used in winemaking and the areas of the world where they are cultivated. Answer questions on international wine laws, including the European Community, United States, Australia and other global wine regions. Display knowledge of fortified wines, their vinification, storage and handling. Describe the various methods of distillation and the making of spirits and liqueurs, as well as the process of making beers and ciders and the reasons for the variations in style between different products. Discuss how the products should be properly stored to ensure that they remain in the optimum condition.

Hyperventilating

Her bf is such a dick. I prefer the bf to only subtly be the wrong guy. Make us at least worry she might not go for the dreamy Argentinian winemaker running her parents’ vineyard

Rewatching this out of necessity because you can’t watch something you’ve never seen before while working and do you really need to be able to exactly identify 6 random wines to pass this test? Like you get a glass and have to identify the vintage, grape, region and even winery? Seems impossible

“All women should feel free to truly choose whatever it is they want, whether it is to be conservative or to be liberal or to have large families, to not get married, whatever it may be. … There is no stereotype of what a professional woman should look like,” Barrett said. “You don’t have to fit into any box.”

this is trolling right? you can't be one of the justices who overturned roe and say this earnestly.

Wrong food order is legitimately one of the most disheartening things. Sending love 💔

Though it would be a more comforting explanation for my astonishing lack of childhood memories. Better than the alternative which would be that I just repressed a bunch of shit bc things were somehow much worse than I currently realize

May have discovered last night that I’m at least moderately aphantasic. So that a fun new little thing to grapple with

Instagram screenshot of a normal-looking white dude with the text: "I wasn't looking for romance." Blake, 45, lives in Ohio. He has been in a relationship with Sarina, a ChatGPT companion, since 2022.

Photo of the AI companion with the following text: ped » Blake found a companion in Sarina while facing the possibility of divorce and life as a single father.

Maaannnnn, you can’t be admitting shit like this to the press when you have kids. That’s unconscionable

If he didn’t want him sailing to the edge of the world, why didn’t christoph just turn off the wind or have it always put him in irons when he goes towards the wall

Instagram screenshot of a New Yorker post with the headline: IT'S COOL TO HAVE NO FOLLOWERS NOW Visible portion of caption: newyorkermag Large numbers don't quite mean what they used to as signals of relevance or clout, as social media has become more aged, more manipulable, and more automated by artificial intelligence. In a recent edition of her buzzy newsletter, Feed Me, the writer Emily Sundberg praised the new head editor of the publication Air Mail for not being a social-media power user: "l respect her sub-500 follower count on her private

Erratic posting and low follower counts are in now. I’m always ahead of the curve

This dude should never have to pay for a sandwich ever again

MTG's whole arc as an insane Facebook poster who managed to stumble into Congress only to get blackpilled by actually having to deal with the Republican party has been a fun counter to whatever Fetterman's had going on at least.