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Skin peeling sunburn is so embarrassing as a nonwhite

Airport Hyatt in a real city feels like the gd four seasons after a super 8 in bumblefuck South Dakota

One of the all-time great moments in F1 posting history

Getting humiliated for sexual pleasure but in comfort

Well cushioned brown suede armchair in a hotel room

A whole armchair for the cuck seems excessive

only hoda and kathie lee had the pure force of will to be this drunk at 10 am and make it through a show

So theee statistics are completely worthless now? Cool

Just watched the we are the world video and retract my opinion that the bear guy was miscast as Springsteen

Preseason football is depressing. Every time someone makes a mistake you could be seeing the moment their dream dies

Magazine page: When the late Pope Francis was elected, a dozen years ago, and famously declined the pomp and perquisites typically associated with the of-fice, among his renunciations was the use of the papal summer residence a seventeenth-century palazzo in Castel Gandolfo, about fifteen miles south of Rome. Generations of Popes had enjoyed the use of the mansion, which overlooks a volcanic lake and is surrounded by spectacular terraced gardens. The palazzo is now a museum where visitors can admire a gallery of papal portraits, of varying quality, and imagine the dreams that visited the successive occupants of the papal bedroom, with its narrow twin bed. Castel Gan-dolfo is also home to one of the Holy See's more unexpected institutions: the Vatican Observatory, which since its

Omg imagine fucking over your successors like this. Last pope was a real dick

Guess who forgot to charge his kindle before a flight. Any time I hear advice about giving oneself more grace etc I think of shit like this and I just can’t do it

The Ace Ventura performance is so insane. Could you imagine being one of the other actors? He’s just yelling in your face at like 80% volume

Somehow overcame my knot blindness enough to learn a bowline

I thought I was running out of shorts but I just opened a drawer chock full of them. Regular and basketball kinds

I was published in this exact pose in New York magazine when studying for the bar in sheep’s meadow except I was shirtless which makes me a thousand times cooler than this guy

Alex Gangitano tweet Q: Were some of the workers Epstein took young women? Trump: “that story’s been pretty well out there and the answer is yes, they were.” Q: what were their jobs? Trump: “People that work in the spa.” Q: Did one of those people include Virginia Giuffre? Trump: “I think so.”

the "oh crap I shouldn't have said that" guy (Sydney Greenstreet) from the Simpsons

Reddit screenshot r/UnethicalLifeProTips -ULPT u/Away_Salamander_8272 • 3h ULPT Advice: Meeting older women Relationships I don't care what it takes, I'm willing to be a devoted god fearing Christian just to meet older. I have mommy issues and want someone to date and all. I also have wanted to fuck an older women because of the terrible imprint porn had on me when I was going through puberty lol. The problem being I am not attractive at all or white, and even worse fat. To make things worse, I am sexually not experienced much and don't really have the right means to satisfy a women. I can kinda handle talking to women but I don't think I have the personality to win over women right now. The best I know I can do is lie, that's pretty much second nature to me. I don't needy pity and I don't self loathe. Yeah, I can go to the gym take care of myself whatever that takes time. I could care less of my well being, I just want dopamine and instant gratification from older women. I am willing to lie, cheat, hide, manipulate etc. just to experience this before I hit my 30s. I don't want to regret not doing this on my 20s. I'm not opposed to anything as long as it's not illegal. Anything unethical goes.

Reddit comment screenshot: SkipToTheEnd • 34m Unfortunately you have picked the wrong objective. Older women are going to see through bullshit and have a clearer idea of what they want. If you have nothing to bring to the table then you're out of luck. Out of a. Fat, b. Uncharismatic c. Sexually useless and d. Morally repugnant, you're going to have to decide which two are easiest to change. Because it needs to be at least two out of the four. …个Reply8个们少 Away_Salamander_8272 OP • 18m Shit you're right and it's not what I wanted to hear Imfao

Honestly pretty decent advice

Getting the sense this administration isn’t fully on the level

At some point in every coastal man’s life the sea comes calling. After one sailing lesson that call has grown exponentially louder. I’ve seen most of what land has to offer and I’ve had my fill

FYI, you can get a sailboat big enough to straight up live on full time for like $70k

Can’t wait for my serotonin to come back when the leafs start changing colour

absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot

New Prius is the first non-Tesla mass prod EV I’ve seen that doesn’t look like it was purposely designed to be hideous

That dude who doordashed $40k of fast casual a year and died of heart of failure at 44 had it all figured out

[Smashing the keyboard demanding bigger asses and watching the motherboard burst into flame]

Candy apples was an answer in this crossword and it made me want fall to arrive so badly. I don’t even like candy apples

PETE

Almost had a full blown panic attack in the shower just now thinking about the fact that you’d have to audibly react to every cameo bc chances are the person is in the theater with you. Whole fuckin movie is cameos. You’d literally get no breaks from having to feign amusement

This lady on YouTube who lives on a sailboat and takes weeks-long voyages with only her cat is living my dream

Bailed at the rob Schneider appearance. Inexcusable to give that guy a check.