Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️

I really feel she must have *at least* missed the most recent revelations. But still... that tattoo has been known for a long time.

The star for the music video for Ben Folds Five's "Brick"!

Oh, buddy. Ooooof.

I'll never forget that moment when the mnemonic led me astray.

Marvel team battle cries:

Avengers: Avengers Assemble!
Defenders: Defenders Take Your Meds!
New Warriors: All right Newbies, Let's Warbies!
Champions: We're Champin' at the bit!
X-Men: Let's Punch Racists!
Thor Corps: Thor on the Floor!
Fantastic Four: We Preemptively Apologize for Reed!

Clem Burke, one of the greatest drummers in rock history.

"Then you're fucked" is the key. We hold the whole thing together.

Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

I am not even sure this is a distinction tbh!

Jfc. The female version of the dudes who dump their trans partners when they get bottom surgery.

"Brazil" is so ridiculously prescient! If Terry Gilliam hadn't spent the last few years torching all of his goodwill, I'm sure we would be bringing it up all the time.

This is correct. Also "Splitting Heirs" seems to have been forgotten. Eric Idle and Rick Moranis together! It's pretty fun!

I guess this one was just for me. That's okay. I still love the idea of Dylan paying tribute to Weird Al like he did Warren Zevon. Just a sad mournful version of "Bob," the tempo all wrong, the band not quite knowing how it goes...

The Pick Me energy here!

I saw it when it first aired and it was... lifechanging. Like I didn't know that television could do that.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard standing in his quarters. He looks tired, perhaps, and he is desperately clutching a small flute with both hands pulled against his chest. The room is dimly lit. He's just lived a lifetime with friends and a loving family through a probe from a thousand year extinct civilization.

thinking about the final scene in the tng episode "the inner light" again and getting emotional. the way he holds the flute and just stands there for a moment. its the only connection to the family he had in the memory banks of the alien probe, dead for a thousand years

It literally triggered flashbacks of my CD reviewing days. Man was that practice counterproductive.

Like Batman, I only know her by reputation but I am still utterly terrified of ever encountering her.

YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO "Weird Al" Yankovic - Bob (Official Video)

SCENES FROM THE FUTURE: Ratttled by the day's news, Bob Dylan makes a set list change. Right before starting the song he makes a brief statement. "A man. A plan. A canal. Panama. The pallindrome is an American institution, as was the late Alfred Yankovic."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQD...

My first exposure to Dan Clowes was his take on the "Future" and yeah he pretty much nailed it. The boomer woman sobbing about the Monkees all being dead haunts me.

If you're betting on Planter you are betting on a) Planter not being a Nazi and b) Planter being able to survive a campaign where he will be convincingly painted as a Nazi. Like honestly, at this point, being pro-Planter feels like you just *really* want to vote for a Nazi.

"My unwanted child turned 18 recently. I never wanted it and the birth was a horrible experience. How can I go about suing him?" I gotta tell ya. Some of the best current microfiction is being written by online trolls on Quora.

Oh we're allowed to repost our own favorite tweets? Here was mine:

"STEVE HARVEY: Okay, this is for the win. We have plants, birds and rocks. What's something else you would see in a desert?
LEAD SINGER OF AMERICA: Things. (His entire family groans)"

columbine was such a weird nexus of lies

evangelical kids were literally learning about Cassie Bernall like she was a martyred saint when in reality her parents appropriated/fabricated a story to paper over the fact that she'd abandoned their stupid religion

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassie_...

YES! EXACTLY! A successful hater ruins someone's life and then must moves on and sometimes doesn't even remember. "But for me it was Tuesday."

No one is more untouchable than a successful hater.

This is very funny because she is my exact inverse as a Floridian who has reinvented herself as a Bostonian.

100%

I have a theory that most people have a Type that crushes on them. You live long enough and you see patterns emerge.

Me with Warren Zevon & Steely Dan.