Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️

oh now we are talking about writing salaries? My contribution: No one* has ever made money from it. Don't romanticize the past. There are zillions of examples of destitution in the archives of your faves!

*except a couple, here and there, randomly

We agree on this. bsky.app/profile/hunt...

Yams: So underrated that they've become overrated?

i can not be the only person wondering about the five percent gap between bigfoot and the yeti
i mean is this where u draw the line

We're moments away from them outlawing the Constitution. (They're already seeking its death by a thousand cuts.)

11/24/1988

The Nightmare Before Christmas is…

"a Halloween movie" -Goths
"a Christmas movie" -Normies
"a Thanksgiving movie" -Statisticians

The movie really did capture a moment in time.

Such a great piece. It truly took me on a journey. Thanks so much!

Was Hunter Felt a 90s Mallrat? ABSOLUTELY. We knew every inch of Coastland Mall.

I love giving my friends esoteric nicknames. It's my love language.

(This is, incidentally, why people thought CDs sounded great in the 80s. Vinyl got expensive after the 1974 OPEC oil crisis, and any record pressed between then and the birth of the niche audiophile vinyl market is flimsy shit, easily scratched, all surface noise, no dynamic range.)

Just talking about this with The Powers That Be!

I experienced a celebrity crush followback and it genuinely threw me off my posting game for two or three months.

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

Yeah I feel like that's what's implied there.

He was a Boston Celtic, an "Oz" guest star and for a long stretch of time he was dating Eliza Dushku. I am a big fan!

I mean. It's not out there to believe that there is life on other planets, given the sheer scope of the universe. I feel like it's weird to put them alongside Chupacabra or Bigfoot.

It's depressing me that I'm happier working retail than I was working as a freelance writer those last few years. "Dream jobs" are fucking traps.

During the peak of my sportswriting career, the Kansas City Royals were deep in the MLB playoffs, and I hated their style of baseball, so I decided to do an anti-BBQ rant on Twitter. That was a spectacularly unwise decision.

We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app

Me: "Wow does this sound like Joy Division. That bass line!"

@julesette.bsky.social "It's a New Order cover."

Me: "Ah. Yes. And in fact I own the New Order album with this song on it now that I think about it"

Gotta love growing older.

If the Wicked movies can't get just one kid to hop on HBO watch Oz like George Michael on Arrested Development did it will all be worth it

Correct!

I feel like it's an extremely important data point that data overwhelmingly shows that queer women have the most favorable opinions of trans people considering that TERF propaganda would have you believe that they all saw trans women as potential rapists.

All pies are valid. We can debate preferences, but pie by itself is fundamentally good. It is superior to the alternative of No Pie.

I had a beef with the lead singer of this band after an album review dropped. Lol.

YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage HD

Look, I just think it's important to watch the video for Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" every once in a while to rebalance one's humors, okay? I'm just trying to help

erin reed’s reporting today inflates the likelihood of an aca subsidy extension and that democrats will cede on a deal by essentially writing an entire blog post off one anonymous source without descriptors

Sometimes a little piece of terrible writing gets stuck in my mind.

Everyone was focused on how awful that “100 Greatest Comedies” list was. They were right. It was awful.

I’m stuck on the writer referring to Cleavon Little as a “scene stealer” in BLAZING SADDLES.

He’s the star of the movie.