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@fatjesus.bsky.social

| FJ/Matt | Streaming since '11 | Affiliate | VGen | Creator | Editor | VTuber / @AnimashitStudio | @TeamDaCrew | DFW Sports, Wrasslin, Pokemon | Lonely Egg |

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Posts by Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 (@fatjesus.bsky.social)

This can't be another war, right? Just a little house cleaning operation. They promised "no more new wars!" They wouldn't lie to you. That doesn't sound like the US government!

28.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bros btw @moravtuber.bsky.social is terrifying man

28.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ELP/Take, Syuri/Athena and Tsuji/Andrade were fantastic stuff #njnbgusa

28.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#GecquaGang

27.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The most annoying people you know will dislike and throw shade at everything before it comes out and tell you it's all garbage. While in the same breath they play and watch and listen to their preferred brand of slop (that is just as bad) but they like it, so it's not bad.

27.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's what I've been working through. People in my life who I thought were cordial, we weren't. I know that because it's been a one way street for years. Apologies, reaching out to make amends, all fall on deaf ears. If your friends actually care, they will reach out or respond.

26.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't dwell on the people who have given up on you. Fuck em, they didn't care about you in the first place. Hang out, support and be with the people who didn't leave. Who don't ignore you. Who respond back. Who didn't chase the bag and leave people in the dust for some checkmark.

26.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And I'm a shitty person, I understand that. But I never explicitly or on purpose, hurt those around me or bailed on them or left because they don't provide me "number go up" value. Which hurts more. Being ghosted or told no to hangout asks over and over and over by your "friends."

26.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Streamers and content creators aren't your friends. No matter how much you care about them, you will never be in their 2-3 person core they already have. And if they do include you and make you feel like you're homies, a few years later when they get "fame," they'll leave. :)

26.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just found out that it's Turmeric and not Tumeric. My life is a lie.

26.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Must be nice to default everything in the world to American politics.

19.02.2026 12:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Was a good day. work was work, cleaned room a bit, made curry, got to hang with peeps I haven't gotten to much lately and was enjoyin some AEW

19.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
Trainer Ed Sends Out Guillotina the Snorlax Cat!
YouTube video by FatJesus Trainer Ed Sends Out Guillotina the Snorlax Cat!

I made another #Mewgenics video. That's the post!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=csty...

18.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Garlic salt, white pepper and onion powder. A simple concoction to kill the weak white person.

17.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As an aside, I'm not deleting my Discord. I've had the account for close to a decade and, unluckily, I've had my email hacked a few times and been in quite a few data breaches. I'm just making this @fluxer.app account/server as a back up for people who don't wanna keep Discord and keep in touch.

17.02.2026 12:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ain't even got screenshare lol

17.02.2026 12:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fluxer. That is all.

17.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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My willie got incontinence #Mewgenics

16.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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14.02.2026 11:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Call me crazy, but we should probably get all the kiddie diddlers out of the government. If only there was some way we'd be able to do that...

12.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Help me

thick short goth girl walking to club colorful animated music video 2010s youtube

10.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Jetpack Cat is Overwatch's new Jeff. Enjoy everything on your timeline being Jetpack Cat, Jeff or both for the next month.

(I think OW is neat btw, I just haven't gone back to it at all.)

04.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

:)

03.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're really just gonna keep on letting ICE murder people in the streets? This time AFTER disarming him for trying to help a lady walk away from being pepper sprayed. Unfortunately it's to the appaulse and adoration of half of America. Man...

24.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Post your villagers (and anyone want Beau)

21.01.2026 03:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do I have any Minecraft nerd mutuals?

20.01.2026 01:23 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Do I have any Minecraft nerd mutuals?

20.01.2026 01:23 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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What ya'll know 'bout Zapdos farming? #Pokemon #PokePathTD

15.01.2026 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Cowboys have as many wins in the playoffs in 2026 as the rest of the NFC East. This means Jerry Jones saw the shadow of his bank account and will now exist in our realm for at least another five years.

12.01.2026 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0