@kenjennings.bsky.social
Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (bit.ly/3kLgJKO) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (patreon.com/omnibusproject).
The Mariners trident raise is one of the goofiest things in baseball and I love it so much.
06.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 691 🔁 32 💬 27 📌 4I waited through two hours of movie for them to build the Smashing Machine for the Rock
to fight. They never built the Smashing Machine. :(
5-time-Jeopardy!-champ-on-5-time-Jeopardy!-champ violence.
06.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 540 🔁 35 💬 6 📌 1
Evergreen tweet
05.10.2025 03:35 — 👍 247 🔁 5 💬 11 📌 1Mariners walkoff here, come on
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“Europeans arrive”
Worst moment for any indigenous tribe or any youth hostel.
03.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 1593 🔁 133 💬 23 📌 9One Battle After Another goes hard.
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Message to my haters.
01.10.2025 03:16 — 👍 1771 🔁 95 💬 28 📌 13
The alleged shooter in Michigan. Weird that Vance and Patel haven’t tweeted out this info. 🤷🏽♂️👇🏽
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
THAT IS CORRECT
28.09.2025 03:27 — 👍 1734 🔁 122 💬 22 📌 1This is not an error, it's common English usage. You have been wrong every time you've corrected someone about this, and it's time to take a long, long look in the mirror at what you've become.
27.09.2025 03:46 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0My wife does not follow the Mariners closely and guessed wrong on who was the eager fan and who was the 60-homer hitter.
26.09.2025 04:14 — 👍 886 🔁 70 💬 22 📌 4Never again, this I vow. I may learn the Surgeon General’s name ONLY if he has weird facial hair and wears the uniform all the time.
26.09.2025 02:15 — 👍 1059 🔁 24 💬 36 📌 1I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
26.09.2025 02:11 — 👍 20733 🔁 2450 💬 336 📌 119It is your mistake. Jeopardy airs on affiliates of all four networks nationwide, and is easy to watch without any ABC/Disney “complicity” at all.
25.09.2025 06:57 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0about what? Sinclair? Jeopardy isn’t an ABC show. Get Peacock my dude.
25.09.2025 05:26 — 👍 44 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1it’s so good
25.09.2025 05:06 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cmon man, Astros fans can’t read
25.09.2025 05:06 — 👍 394 🔁 57 💬 12 📌 14it is fun to say!
25.09.2025 05:05 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.
25.09.2025 04:20 — 👍 2429 🔁 395 💬 69 📌 45The best twist of any movie in 2025 is Nas suddenly appearing to deconstruct “Piano Man” in the HBO Billy Joel doc.
25.09.2025 03:47 — 👍 864 🔁 43 💬 22 📌 1or Peacock
25.09.2025 00:29 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0unpopular with me! also untrue. but thank you.
25.09.2025 00:02 — 👍 151 🔁 11 💬 10 📌 6new Bar Mitzvah theme just dropped
23.09.2025 22:22 — 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0LIBRARY HAND!
23.09.2025 21:05 — 👍 320 🔁 22 💬 19 📌 5
In hindsight, all the problems started when we moved away from hand-written library catalog cards.
23.09.2025 20:54 — 👍 1405 🔁 125 💬 69 📌 25
NOT EVEN “A”???
22.09.2025 09:10 — 👍 843 🔁 21 💬 14 📌 1I admire everyone who canceled the NY Times but there are other kinds of activism too (doing ANTIFA as my first word on days when it’s in Spelling Bee)
22.09.2025 04:01 — 👍 2011 🔁 123 💬 42 📌 7No one is making you be a writer if you can’t do it and also don’t enjoy doing it. If you’re larping a job for clout I’d probably pick surgeon or Nobel prize winning diplomat, stealing valor for from isolated weirdos at their laptops is like shoplifting from the landfill.
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