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06.03.2026 00:42 β π 1930 π 54 π¬ 115 π 23Confession: I'm writing up a to-do list for myself and I sneakily added a few things that I already got done today, then neatly crossed them out. π
06.03.2026 00:42 β π 1930 π 54 π¬ 115 π 23Google (Ron) Glass
05.03.2026 22:06 β π 47 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0I volunteer the A.I. Angela Lansbury personal companion Iβve been working on for years.
05.03.2026 21:52 β π 117 π 1 π¬ 8 π 1If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
05.03.2026 19:22 β π 26524 π 3748 π¬ 345 π 155Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
05.03.2026 15:00 β π 4843 π 853 π¬ 37 π 20Both salesmen. Pet food and machine parts, respectively.
05.03.2026 02:05 β π 414 π 6 π¬ 39 π 2Amble?!? Thatβs the (other) standinβ side!
04.03.2026 21:06 β π 42 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.
04.03.2026 21:04 β π 2785 π 165 π¬ 69 π 19DRINK MORE OVALTINE
04.03.2026 19:23 β π 90 π 1 π¬ 5 π 0Jesse Singal: βI donβt understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??β
04.03.2026 17:14 β π 8321 π 1486 π¬ 147 π 52If Silicon Valley psychos have taught us anything itβs that you can embrace Reddit atheist thought and be much more of a piece of shit than a Lutheran grandma
04.03.2026 15:09 β π 767 π 65 π¬ 20 π 5pine is a softwood, but βpine hardwoodβ is a term of art in woodworking for certain species. in flooring, for example.
04.03.2026 14:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0good catch, I was thinking of a euphonium
04.03.2026 14:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βΉοΈ
03.03.2026 19:20 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excited to announce that Iβm now The Letter O in The New Yorker. Iβve done it already on Jeopardy! but that was a much easier gig (silent O)
03.03.2026 19:15 β π 1452 π 36 π¬ 48 π 3new Kinsey scale just dropped
01.03.2026 14:45 β π 212 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0trying to manifest books 2 and 5 for you but you might have to go to, say, Glendale
01.03.2026 03:29 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0WHITE SWEET POTATOES ARE BACK! signboard
thank you Mr President sir
01.03.2026 00:23 β π 1972 π 91 π¬ 54 π 5luckily they also have The Chair Company
27.02.2026 20:06 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My inflight entertainment has some Jeopardy!s
Amy Schneider AND Andrew He? In this economy??!?
27.02.2026 19:57 β π 385 π 5 π¬ 12 π 2vivid high school sense memory from seeing that cover painting again
27.02.2026 19:22 β π 74 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0matinee
27.02.2026 19:20 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0mmmmmmaybe
27.02.2026 19:01 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Mods are asleep, post rare Mels
27.02.2026 18:58 β π 504 π 12 π¬ 39 π 6this thoughtβ¦ inspired us
27.02.2026 18:53 β π 165 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Very excited to have found a place at the airport that has βchef-inspired menus.β Love to eat food inspired byβ¦ the idea of making food.
27.02.2026 18:51 β π 3135 π 164 π¬ 119 π 19ugh.
27.02.2026 18:48 β π 295 π 1 π¬ 4 π 9this conversation sounds like AI. our clues never do.
27.02.2026 18:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0did you pay attention to the clue? it said Boo was included in an article about fictional characters with traits of autism, thatβs all. which is true: www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/n...
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