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Sarcasm. Magic: the Gathering. Dogs.πŸͺΏπŸͺ„πŸ•

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Is there a sequel video about what he does for her? Genuinely curious what his responsibilities are here and how much my face will look increasingly concerned when he lists them.

13.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It must be very sad for Trump finding out that his best friend said some not so great things about him. Poor guy lost his best buddy and now he has to find out he didn't really like him? Talk about a 1-2 punch.

12.11.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They can't smile at me if I never go there again. They gonna come to my bedroom window or something?

12.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife almost refuses to cast her commander. And she still wins a pretty normal number of games.

11.11.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ACA is one thing but anything less than universal healthcare is not enough. My staff got our 2026 pricing and it is insane 14% increase AGAIN... yes, happened for 2025 also. They are still the cheapest option for the same coverage we've had. It is bullshit.

10.11.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could be 10, 12, 14... still the baby puppy. 😌

07.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not certain about the functionality of this new style of seat warmers but it probably sells well. #germanshepherd

07.11.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this highlights the argument for forced retirement at age 65 in a way. Dent said it best that you die a hero or live long enough to become the villain. A bit extreme here but there is some truth to it.

06.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a captain america costume is sitting in front of a screen that says i understood that reference ALT: a man in a captain america costume is sitting in front of a screen that says i understood that reference
04.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like when the police investigate themselves and find they did nothing wrong.

30.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish my neighbors spoke a different language so I would have less people trying to talk to me. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

29.10.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn't force my worst enemy to sit in a room with this twat. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

22.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I cook dinner with no spices or seasoning with my wife watching me ignore them, then she doesn't like it... clearly she was impacted by what she saw, not what I made. πŸ€”

16.10.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"christian" in quotes is a perfect cherry on top.

11.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I popped in to say this. Probably just people running different 2mana rocks or just another land instead. But probably not one rock across the board. I'm team Prismatic lens 😎

10.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure my 94 year old grandfather was Antifa so how old is the founder?

09.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's what it feels like. But also, kinda? I wonder how large of a majority of people have been okay with Fallout but not Spiderman with both being rather far outside of being Magic-ish. I think Fallout just masked itself very well with creature types and being good. (Looking also at you Warhammer)

07.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blaming the radical left is like blaming it on the dog in nearly all of the cases it is used.

05.10.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I basically quit going to my LGS and now focus on just spelltable bc their mentality is "I own the cards, I'm going to use the cards" (direct quote from one guy actually) and almost all of them do it. Every deck is bracket 4 easily and across all 30 of my decks might be 30 game changers. πŸ˜”

04.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds rough buddy. I remember thinking absolutely nothing of walking through war ravaged mdowntown Chicago for the last 30 years but apparently I was murdered 90 times already.

03.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst part for me is they know they are lying and that their base of idiot supporters don't bother to fact check them and just go with it.

03.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Source: Trust me bro!

01.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Probably Pongify but it could be Brainstorm or Ponder. Hard to say but I'd guess its Pongify.

22.09.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wait, I'm sure they'll be on phone lock screens and home pages soon. πŸ₯²

22.09.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife cast her first Ezuri's Predation tonight. She didn't grasp entirely what the spell was as Rashmi cast it for free off an 11mana spell but when she started counting to 24... "Was that a good spell?" 🀣

Watching new players do huge things is rather fun to watch.

22.09.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, Hitler hated criticism too. I wonder how he handled it.

Oh... 😬

18.09.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah but to be fair, he only loves he pawrents. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

11.09.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is basically my only true complaint about UB. I ignore most of the non-Magic adjacent art as the card designs have been pretty awesome. UB completely dominate my commanders and decklists but they equally did the same to my bank account vs in-universe stuff. Some of that is on me though 😝

07.09.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They got waaaayyy slower lately to ship anything. Been ordering more Card Kingdom but often the prices are a bit higher. Willing to take recommendations.

06.09.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I'm big mad! Mad that it isn't just a clone that retains the ability to copy itself like a Progenitor Mimic. Copying any creature is obviously better, but to feel more true to the meme it would just copy itself imo. I'm fuming! 🫠

01.09.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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