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Marketing Strategy bod in Consultancy. Ex Advertising/Comms person. APG tutor. Stoke fan/music lover/punner/husband/father. My views don't represent my employer's.

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Both things are true. A reward system being predicated on awards was never going to end well.

02.12.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.

02.12.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1465    πŸ” 667    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 46

I like this suggestion a lot. When I was in Vienna, I sought out a locals schnitzel place, and had a lovely evening quasi-working and listening in.

02.12.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like people. I find them interesting. I also loathe groupthink. I'm not an otrovert, i'm an extroverted introvert (love presenting, but it's exhausting).

I have found that i'm better thinking about 2-3 big things than 40+ small things (I'm more of the latter at the mo!) Lists are not for me.

02.12.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can carve out one Thursday/Friday a month for an early morning coffee (8-9am), you will get people. I used to do it when I lived in London.

Also, yes, I do the school run too. So perhaps if that's an issue, why not 10-11 on a Friday? Aim it at those wanting to learn/refresh their knowledge..

02.12.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Solidarity.

Now, networking doesn't fill me with dread, BUT it has to be a context where there's no end game (i.e. at a conference, with a clear need to SELL). I always liked a coffee morning with relevant professional friends.

Why not put one on? You might surprise yourself if it's on your terms.

02.12.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I think my mental issue is/has always been oscillating wildly. As a personality, i'm either all in, or really not fussed. Over the last year, the latter has been winning - and I blame a lack of people.

02.12.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fighting very hard to not let the nihilism win. (I blame too much time working from home).

02.12.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

<Insert joke about middle aged planning / creative directors here>

02.12.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just such guff. You'd have thought thought leadership would've run out of steam, but no.

01.12.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brand worlds are back, everyone.

Looking forward to the Finish Dishwasher tablet world, though you could argue we exist in one, as there's lots of frothing and some things end up squeaky clean despite all the muck they've accumulated.

01.12.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
SIR CLIFF RICHARD'S CHRISTMAS GRAVY

SIR CLIFF RICHARD'S CHRISTMAS GRAVY

you call it diarrhoea I call it

27.11.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Both, by the looks of things. :)

27.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heartily agreed.

27.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Ian Marchant obituary Writer, performer and broadcaster with a talent for being interested in everything and a particular fascination with British counterculture

The definition of a life well lived. www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...

27.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

May I suggest a yayoi kusama exhibition? closest i've been in real life..

27.11.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting. A few years ago, Morrisons held the 'much much better than you expect' crown. I shall have to investigate.

27.11.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go on. Enquiring minds have only a week to consume this year (will be in Australia over Christmas), so do tell.

27.11.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now 'Tiny Spark' by Brendan Benson (he's criminally overlooked).

27.11.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For example: I live in wealthy part of the country, where there are a lot of HENRYs (those earning between 100k-149k pp).

That budget has been horrible for them. They might agree with Labour socially, but without a guiding principle/vision - it feels like a tax raid without much justification.

27.11.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They are just a government that is terrible, AWFUL at communicating a vision.

So you get the 'strivers' revolting against them, up and down the country. Those can be from any economic background or class.

27.11.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Side return, but YES.

27.11.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Ashes: England plan extra training in Brisbane before second Australia Test England add training sessions to their schedule in Brisbane following their hammering by Australia in the first Ashes Test.

OH, LOOK, ENGLAND ARE ACTUALLY TAKING THEIR TIME TO PREPARE. PERHAPS BLINDLY SLAGGING THEM OFF WASN'T THE RIGHT THING AFTER ALL. ahem.

(yes, they are still very stubborn, but let's sample the pudding to obtain proof...)

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

27.11.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shareholder value? Same thing they do anything these days, IMO.

27.11.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now 'The Laws Have Changed' by the New Pornographers. Ah, power pop.

27.11.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The builder who did our house is / was a conspiracy theorist. I didn't have the heart to mention I once marketed 5G. Good builder, though.

27.11.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

+resonates (that'll teach me for typing too quickly).

27.11.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluetooth earbuds in, mouth 'i'm on a call', problem solved. :)

27.11.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Following this up with the House That Heaven Built by Japandroids. What a tune.

27.11.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Twitter 2007 - 2011 was great fun. YT I wasn't as close to, but i'm a twitter OG, back to 2006.

27.11.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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