Salem Thompson

Planning on playing this every Monday from now on: www.instagram.com/reel/DQT9LsY...

Recent issues in AWS made me think of this. Forget the calendar. Everyone needs this posted at their desk.

Oh no, he said cooties. LOL

Re episode 3703 of @nevernotfunny.com Modern band that might be tolerated by Eddie Trunk: Rival Sons

You haven't lived until you scare the bejesus out of the neighbors while yeeting a whole ass couch

@jenmotastic.bsky.social is right. Melrose Place gets much better after Michael becomes a bastard

Maybe but I'm pretty sure you don't want this old boy giving biscuits

Mmmmm sweet sweet dopamine

Watched the special on YouTube shortly after this episode. Snort laughed multiple times.

I began decorating my cube at work with @nevernotfunny.com swag. If you're not at the premium level, you're missing out. #unpaidshill

Rip #PrinceofDarkness

me waiting for the new #Superman movie to start: They better not John Wick that dog

The first 10 or so minutes of Up still gets me.

Jump Blues Playlist · Spotify · 50 items · 59K saves

This fun Jump Blues playlist is today's #workingsoundtrack
open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

🎶 I heard a dude hella snoring.....it wasn't me 🎶

The dude sitting next to me on the plane is snoring.... loudly.

@jimmypardo.com is performing in Denver. I'll be in town but a work thing will keep me from the show. But at least I have my oft-used coffee mug

Whoa Black Betty

What kind of neanderthal doesn't lick the foil on a yogurt thingy?

George Russell describing having to do 24 laps on the soft tyre "audacious" is the most British thing ever
#F1 #BahrainGrandPrix

The A's opener in Sacramento was an absolute disaster The A's played their first game in Sacramento on Monday night, and the 18-3 blowout loss was barely a footnote in the calamity of disasters that occurred.

Bwahahahahaha. #selltheteam #dumpsterfire #notabrassfarthing www.sfgate.com/athletics/ar...

Good advice in general

First day on the new gig starts shortly. You tell me whether or not you think my mug is truthful today. #theremightbeboozeinit

All in the Suit That You Wear

open.spotify.com/track/17Nk1a...

Season 2 starts soon soon for Bay FC and I am stoked. #wearebayfc #unpaidshill

I'll never pass up The Godfather when it's on. Probably seen it as many times as Spaceballs at this point

At the end of a segment on a cooking show, what if the chef tasted it and went "oh nevermind, that shit is nasty"

I mean I would have ok boomer'd you but since you outed yourself I'm taking a nap

When you're shoving on towards 50 the age scrolly thing on websites sucks more and more

Fredo had been warned not to go against the family in part 1. He f'd around and found out. Connie had nothing to do with the decision. Lobbying Michael on Fredo's behalf only made him easier to get to.