CriminalFriday

Eating ass in Cyberpunk like "hold on, it's locked. What's your mother's maiden name?"

Posting these without any context #starshiptroopers #zoombinis

If you work for ICE there are two paths to redemption. End your career or end yourself.

Sorry, folks, I'm really goddamn bitter right now.

COBRA Extension Lets Terminated Employees Continue Raiding Office Fridge For 18 Months

COBRA Extension Lets Terminated Employees Continue Raiding Office Fridge For 18 Months
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Shoutout to all the other unhinged bisexual men out there

I love Girl Scout Cookies, I just wish they didn't have to kill so many Girl Scouts to make them.

Would absolutely go find a cool salamander under a rock with you

Genuinely how I make friends

Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan

Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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#capitalism #anticapitalsim #socialism #communism #eattherich #imperialism #liberal #liberalism #conservative #leftist #fascism

The next time a fascist says "sO mUcH fOr ThE tOlErAnT lEfT" punch them in the face.

I will not be tolerant of the exploitation or abuse of the vulnerable.

#antifa #antifascism #fascism #tolerance #nazis #socialism #communism #anarchy

My friends and I do semi-regular movie nights and I was asked to choose something light-hearted and my ass chose Starship Troopers. Am I actually insane?

Me: "Yeah this is one of my more light hearted works"

The book I'm writing: *features several brutal murder scenes, including one where a prisoner asks to be executed to end his suffering*

Guys this is a problem, I don't know what light-hearted means

"You can be a scoundrel with no cock and still be a man."

I think his lip got stuck

Reading The Incal and I vibe so hard with this evil lil guy

Probably gonna be posting on here more now that Facebook has completely taken the Trump pill

People only think goldfish are lame bc they don't know how to take care of them to the point that they're healthy enough to be interesting tbh

Study: Anxiety Natural Response To Suited Men Wearing Shades Closing In From All Angles
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baby

I evolved him

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I frequently see news about horrible stuff which I can do nothing about. I saw three news articles about child murderers as soon as I opened my phone this morning. There's only so much of that a person can see before wanting to cry just for the sake of it.