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@gus.is.grumpy.fyi

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Latest posts by gus.is.grumpy.fyi on Bluesky

Does it help if you’ve fucked a couch?

12.08.2025 10:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💯🎯 Defy, don’t deify

12.08.2025 09:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s a fair question, and I can’t answer it. I’ve even found myself wondering if this is fake news - I can’t find anything online but that’s precisely the point he’s making! And why would anyone fake this? Russian/Chinese disinformation? Possible, but I find that hard to believe

10.08.2025 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

William McGonagall would be proud

10.08.2025 05:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, well…

09.08.2025 06:45 — 👍 22    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

If we didn’t measure Trump’s IQ would it cease to exist? Oh, wait….

08.08.2025 11:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of his arse lickers literally did

07.08.2025 15:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s 1,500% less alarming

07.08.2025 15:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Avoid elephant traps. Genocidal psychopathic thug is unarguable

07.08.2025 15:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I read on another thread that the best way to polish a Cybertruck is to wash it in lemon juice and then rinse off with salt water. Apparently Grok now recommends the same

05.08.2025 14:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Native American raindancers enjoyed success quite simply because they danced until it rained. Sometimes they danced until they died of exhaustion waiting for the rain. I’m sure you can see where I’m going here

02.08.2025 15:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Trump moves nuclear submarines after ex-Russia president’s menacing tweet Order comes after president’s anger at tweet from Dmitry Medvedev which called Trump’s threat to sanction Russia over Ukraine a ‘step towards war’

Performative warfare.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR NON-ATTENTION TO THE EPSTEIN MATTER. PRESIDENT KRASNOV

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

02.08.2025 07:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👌

01.08.2025 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll pull my Ryan Walters any damn place I like, if you please

30.07.2025 16:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love it that wankers come in bunches. So to speak

30.07.2025 15:53 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh FFS

29.07.2025 16:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cheating bastard
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28.07.2025 15:20 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 2
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To be fair, she may have legitimate cause for concern…

28.07.2025 16:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He doesn’t need to. He’ll just deliver whatever the Orange Mudslide wants. He’d have crawled all the way to the Outer Hebrides to see him had he been there. Why not wait for the demented fuck in Downing Street? It’s increasingly pathetic

28.07.2025 13:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And it’s still not really coffee

28.07.2025 13:05 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bonesaws Mo and The Bitch Handlers

28.07.2025 12:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂😂

28.07.2025 12:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I found this post so hard to believe that I did some checking. It’s true, shocking, and utterly disgusting

countercurrents.org/2025/05/82-o...

28.07.2025 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He can’t fuck them. Even the young ones

27.07.2025 17:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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True story!

27.07.2025 15:43 — 👍 133    🔁 30    💬 1    📌 1

And he can’t fuck them

27.07.2025 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think he said make me look like gammon

27.07.2025 16:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Err, because he’s a wanker?

27.07.2025 10:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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