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The world’s pre-eminent author of hyperbolical true fiction. Now available in para-social media!

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In the same park Great Danes are banned on some trails, and Golden Retrievers banned on others. 🧐

27.02.2025 19:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder

14.02.2025 12:26 — 👍 7405    🔁 845    💬 374    📌 141
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New Kinsey Scale just dropped.

13.02.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Does this make private health insurance corporations domestic terrorists for being anti-whatever that is I just described? It’s a compelling argument.

08.02.2025 17:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is why I occasionally frame statements in my pocket rectangle in such a way as to make my political leanings very clear in the evidentiary record.

I am very much for a single-party autocratic rule over healthcare for everyone, and furthermore I support forcible oppression of any opposition.

08.02.2025 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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06.02.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We, the people:
1776: We, the people don't need no damn King telling us right from wrong!
Also us...
1920: Maybe democracy should mean people vote!
1964: Maybe stop treating people as subcategories!
1973: Maybe People can make private choices!
2024: Maybe a not King can't technically be wrong?

03.02.2025 22:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An integer is a whole number.

You, as a person, are a whole number. It wasn't always that way. Some people had 0% of a vote. The 3/5ths compromise agreed that some people were represented 60%. "We, the people" are slow in the social progress department. What is a step back from subcategory?

03.02.2025 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What I'm trying to say is that George Orwell showed us the theoretical formula for the Double-plus good equation. We understand that equation to be applicable to this circumstance. It's now up to us to derive all the nested coefficients when trying to solve the problem.

03.02.2025 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Without pregnant persons, fetuses, and biological male or female, reproductive rights themselves are a red herring.

The decision which held that your right to privacy in making choices was protected. The recent decision is that your right to make a private choice is dependent on the State.

03.02.2025 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This means at a minimum conception, we are all a queer person. Because the diversity of subdivision is not scientifically meaningful. Our conformity in not being like each other is a truth we hold that is self-evident.

Say it with me!
We’re here!
We’re Queer!
That’s redundant!

03.02.2025 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kind of punk as fuck if you ask me. Let’s banish LGBT and fetus as subcategories of division excluding the Q, which exists ironically for the category non-conformists.

03.02.2025 21:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The CDC has now instructed that biologically male or female and the ability of person or persons to be pregnant detract meaningfully from the hard data amassed in the body of scientific knowledge.

This makes each of us a person overcoming all prior misuse of subcategories to marginalize us.

03.02.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once opposition to a political ideology is sufficient to be classified as domestic terrorism, one must be sufficiently neutral and generalized to state in terms as broadly as possible the implication or outcome of political activity so as to avoid the unintended appearance of a position.

03.02.2025 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To navigate the current political climate try boiling down every executive order, Supreme Court decision or movement into the broadest possible terms. The footprint of your digital activism (if it rises to a level of any substantive threat) will be evidence used against you.

Continued:

03.02.2025 21:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0
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Okay, campers. Rise and shine! And don’t forget your booties cause it’s gonna be cooold out there!

02.02.2025 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kunden-Website - solution.ch

I was glad to stumble across potustracker.us today. It seems to be a simple updating summary of White House activity.

Rather than stick my head is in the sand to focus, I can condense and schedule exposure to the shock and awe campaign.

28.01.2025 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Migrating to Blue Sky has been refreshingly desolate. I had forgotten how simple social media could be.

Everything posted by everyone I follow with some object permanence. All read up. No blindside. No doom scroll.

Back to what I attempt agency over in life.

Cont:

28.01.2025 23:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I remember walking down the railroad tracks barefoot to go to the grocery store.

28.01.2025 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My brand!

28.01.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The secret tell is “big cities”. The size of their monkey-sphere is what they normalized, so when they go into an environment which exceeds the number of people they ordinarily hold in mind as being ‘us’, their amygdala reacts with anxiety to the excess ‘thems’.

28.01.2025 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

5% Info…?

27.01.2025 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My account here is an attempt at a ‘public persona’ for the entertainment of other para-social quasi-entities. Something might accidentally slip through that is meaningful to the data miners and antagonist, but that will likely be asynchronous to my present trajectory on my way to a *redacted*

27.01.2025 16:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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