Sheena Millar

The Trump administration is putting The Onion out of business.

Trump doesn’t know the difference between transgenic and transgender but people still let him tell them what bathroom to use. Cool.

“Remember: he’s not the man of your dreams. He’s just tall.”

-Sheena gives dating advice

“Venus is in retrograde!” like anyone has any further anxiety fucks to give, Jessica.

White feminists love to talk about intersectionality until things start intersecting.

Be ready to prove your cishood, sisters. Drop trou and take a bow.

Thanks to Diddy’s lawyer quitting, I am now witnessing an entire generation learning the difference between necromancy and necrophilia. Cool timeline, bro.

MAGAs will gladly shit their own pants if they think liberals will have to smell it.

Richest man in the world muses about Jailing reporters, nothing to see here

The great thing about this video is that it's shot in Quebec — meaning this Cybertruck is legally required to have snow tires on.

It has snow tires and it STILL can't move.

Old friend just laid off by USDA, 1 mos short of his probationary period as senior researcher. Brilliant person who left a tenured faculty position several yrs ago to join USDA. Bright early-career researchers also being laid off. USDA is terminating a generation of highly-qualified scientists.

Sabrina Carpenter re-released Please Please Please with Dolly Parton and the music video doesn’t feature her ex anymore BUT DOES have them unloading a dead body so don’t bother buying me presents this Valentine’s Day she gave me the greatest one

A dude can bag 5 Grammys in an evening and old white folks will still mutter, “I don’t know who that is therefore they’re irrelevant.”

To be clear, I don’t care *that* you don’t like something, I care *why* you don’t like something.

If that is difficult to understand, I’ll gladly explain it further.

While everyone was talking about Lamar, Kanye was having a Nazi-fuelled pornographic meltdown on Twitter. Nature is healing.

There is no way to own these guys as completely as they own themselves. It’s actually unfair.

“The only qualified person Trump ever hired was Stormy Daniels.”

Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic.

globalnews.ca/news/9793403...

#USA

Knowing that Bey accepted her long awaited AOTY Grammy with her underwire sticking out is the most relatable thing she has done in years

Reminder that a study on lizard saliva eventually led to the development of Ozempic so be real wary of the criticism of studies and funding that sounds non-sensical when presented with no context.

I’m not going to lie, Canada coming together right now is bringing in old school 80s school-comes-together-to-oust-racist-teacher, kids-band-together-against-abusive-business-owner, gymnasium-sit-in-to-protest-the-marginalized inspiration core vibes and I am in it

I feel so Canadian when I watch a man brush *all* the snow off his car and think, ‘now that’s a sexy man right there.’

@chaugne.bsky.social Babylove! You came!

It takes more than just posting on social media (yes, yes, I know...). This is going to require all of us to make a commitment to educate ourselves and to change our purchasing habits. #TeamCanada❤️🤍❤️

I told Sean that when I was young, I would eat peanut butter on a spoon for breakfast all the time and he just brought in a spoon full of peanut for me to tide me over while he finishes making breakfast. What is this version of love.

How do you stay informed and not go insane

I am going to go lay down on the floor

OHMYGOD Matt is having his birthday at Hayloft and it’s a Northern Chicken pop up, you guys. #yeg

I was!!