Good gracious ass bodacious
It certainly is getting hot in herrre

So. I traveled to Sacramento to heckle the Braves and they lost to the A’s. I cannot stand that racist chop. P.S. we wore Philadelphia Athletics gear.

Shame on anyone who supports this.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

They want us to think good is dumb so that the inverse is true. But it isn’t.

Wormtongue whispering into Theoden’s ear

Old Mitch “Wormtongue” McConnell would never lead you astray.

I personally did not want to show my 7 year old the world’s largest impacted colon. But if you do, at least read the explanations!

Happened to me at the Mutter Museum in Philly. 7 year old in front of a bunch of disembodied heads asked her mom in a shaky voice “are these real?” And she said “I guess so.” The plaque clearly identified them as models.

No King’s Day signs!

'Raise the Shire!' said Merry. 'Now! Wake all our people! They hate all this, you can see: all of them except perhaps one or two rascals, and a few fools that want to be important, but don't at all understand what is really going on. But Shire-folk have been so comfortable so long they don't know what to do. They just want a match, though, and they'll go up in fire. The Chief's Men must know that. They'll try to stamp on us and put us out quick. We've only got a very short time. - The Scouring of the Shire, LOTR

Weird how he didn’t call up the National Guard on January 6th.

Every one of these covid-revisionism pieces consists of people lying to your face about events that you remember
www.persuasion.community/p/frances-le...

Proud to have voted for her! Thank you GVDC for the work that you do.

Haven’t spent a penny there since January. Used to be my favorite place to shop. Wegmans and Costco get my $$ instead.

a man with a beard wearing a helmet and a crown says toss me Alt: a man with a beard wearing a helmet and a crown says toss me

The Brotherly Shove endures! #GoBirds

It’s giving Bilbo Baggins…

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Yes you are right. You have to say “I am bribing you right now.”for it to count as a bribe. Otherwise it’s just a bright shiny thing that holds no control over you whatsoever.

#lotr #lordoftherings

Is he just sitting around watching movies on cable television? Quick somebody pop National Treasure into his TV/VCR combo!

I am so sorry. You are such a light bearer and you guard her memory with such love and diligence.

It’s going to be okay.

a close up of a man with a beard and long hair saying i was delayed Alt: a close up of a man with a beard and long hair saying i was delayed

Stuff happens! I bet he had dry cleaning to pick up, library books to return, a dentist appointment…

a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan . '' written on her face . Alt: a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan . '' written on her face .

We found that guy who did it! Jorge. Jorge Glass!

Euphoria kids

Joel Osteen watching the Righteous Gemstones:

Best coffee ever

There was a Men In Black 3 iced coffee from DD in 2012. It gave me life. I would watch another MIB movie to get this coffee again.

I have seen Cars 2 more times than anyone on the planet.

We tried Mary Poppins and she slid up the bannister and both kids noped out. Went back to Cars and Thomas.

In the hour of darkness and peril and fear, let’s all channel a little Paul Revere.
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
#paulrevere #boston250

Oh no, I finally saw an insincere pumpkin patch.