shiningjessforyou 📚🧶🩵

Shouldn’t an office manager know how to fucking combine PDFs?

Women and non-men are not ANY BETTER on the apps. Why doesn’t anyone know how to have a conversation tf. 😩

Why the f does every dude on a dating app mention going to the beach? You can’t all enjoy the beach that much. Do you think we like beaches that much? What’s with the frickin beaches?

Y’all. Where is a chubby bitch supposed to find date clothing on a budget these days!? I haven’t had to think about this in like almost 20 yrs halp

Conservatives build entire platforms around how much they relish violence, and every now and again they get to play this fun little game where they pretend to condemn it.

I really hate having to listen to weight loss talk bc the woman in the cubicle next to me is chit chatting. Go figure my earbuds are dead right now. 😒

God, you’ve got one singular way to get my ass out of bed every Sunday morning. The ball is in your court, my dude.

😂 so glad the consensus seems to be “nah I’m good” and it’s not just me

You’re right and you should say it! 👏🏻

Hey there Bluesky! I hit some dark days (or weeks) and ghosted but I’m back!

As much as I’d hate to give him any credit for anything, I will say the hurt he’s caused has reminded me that I was a poet once.

The words are flowing again and I have missed this part of myself.

Genuine question. Are there other countries that don’t have this level of everyday cruelty? I want to leave but far right extremism seems to be on the rise everywhere. I cannot continue to be subjected to the cruelty every day.

Posing for selfies while they fuck the entire country. I’ve never felt this much hatred and hopelessness in my life.

Mike Johnson is a truly evil little man.

Black text on white background reading: I love you, it’s ruining my life.

Black text on white background reading: My beloved ghost and me, sitting in a tree, d-y-i-n-g.

Black text on white background reading: You showed me colors you know I can’t see with anyone else.

Black text on white background reading: You’re on your own, kid. Yeah, you can face this.

I absolutely lost it at Drivers License 💀

This is so flippin adorable

The internet can certainly be horrible but I really love that because of how connected we all are now, we realize there are other weirdos out there like us. I gotta find the Bigfoot tattoo girl!

This made my eye twitch 😂

I get irrationally upset when someone wants something by fax. I can scan it to you by email and it’s faster!

A wooden letter board says “your true colors are beautiful like a rainbow -Cyndi Lauper.” Two trinkets are on the left, an owl and a gerbil, and one trinket is on the right, an alabaster pyramid.

Desk Letterboard updated for June. I’ve only been here since January so played it safe with my pride month quote until I’m sure everyone is cool.

and don’t forget, bi/pan people are valid and part of this community no matter the gender of their partners 💖

four images of Wishbone in costume

“I don’t like reading, it’s too hard—” listen to me. if a Jack Russell terrier can not only read the classics but also ENJOY them so much that he feels moved to perform them in costume, and find in them constant application to events in his life, so can you.

happy pride month ✌🏻

me and my flag

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Happy Pride Month babes!
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YES it’s so good! 💚

I WORE MY FOLKLORE SWEATER TODAY EVEN THOUGH I’VE NEVER WORN IT TO WORK BEFORE. I AM PSYCHIC! 💚💛💜🩵🖤

Album cover for reputation by Taylor Swift.

there will be no reputation there will just be explanation