Scott Free

Apropos of nothing, Mullin is ‘5’8”’ (actually like 5’6”) and it doesn’t bother him at all

Reddish pink to black, and those photos are classified.

I went on a 72 hour blackout bipolar bender in the Baltics, during which I won €1000.00 gambling, got into a fistfight, and woke up with my mohawk dyed a differed color.

Take your meds and don’t do drugs, kids.

You want me to show up in person for a meeting? The same thing that killed the Ayatollah?

Quentin Tarantino’s Bleak House.

So many scenes inexplicably focused on Lady Dedlock’s feet.

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

praying they don't fix the headline

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Excellent taste

1/2 of a two page spread from Green Goblin 2 (DeFalco/McDaniel)

One of my Marvel guilty pleasure rereads is the mid-90s Green Goblin series, where Ben Urich’s nephew, Phil, falls ass backwards into being a heroic Green Goblin.

It’s a gonzo book that’s just like 13 issues of a clumsy twink making an escalating series of bad decisions in New York. (Relatable.)

Repost you in a singlet

“It’s…a model of the solar system.”

It was so uncomfortable. So, so uncomfortable.

Drag Race UK vs the World:

Watching two queens bomb with two minutes straight of fisting jokes in the comedy challenge was more painful that actually being -

*a giant hook pulls me offstage*

Drag Race meets Game of Thrones! Here for it!

Thank you 🥺

Repost you in a singlet

obviously the president of Ukraine could have no interest in Iran, now to take a big sip of coffee and look up what a Shahed drone is.

There is a certain kind of reply guy who always comes off as if they’re talking to you like they believe you’re an idiot, and I genuinely wonder what the point of that is? Like, why are you even interacting?

Paramount debt to hit $79 billion after Warner Bros deal, no plan to sell cable assets The Paramount Skydance-Warner Bros Discovery merger will create a combined entity that would have a net debt of about $79 billion, Paramount said on Monday, ruling out any plan to divest or spinoff th...

$79 billion in debt on top of a $3.13 billion net loss (Paramount) and $727 million net income (WB) for FY’25 is what we bankruptcy attorneys call a great opportunity for bankruptcy attorneys

My office is not far from the Delaware, and I consider it a successful work week when I don’t fill my pockets with stones and walk into the river

Can’t believe they’re bringing Jujubee back for yet another shot at being Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic

The time honored tradition of American boys coming back in body bags in order to make the world safe for right-wing Israelis, Gulf sheikhs, and oil companies.

“See ya, Ben. See ya, Mr. Fantastic. See ya, Sue. Get bent, Johnny.”
-Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-Man/Bombastic Bagman

Happy Spider-Man Day.

Charles Bukowski renewal I used to deliberately get into barroom fights with anybody around now as the world nears its end hear reports of the dinosaur being sighted again time for me to go back to the bars.

anyways back to the bars

Citizen of three countries and once again Ireland is the only one I’m not disappointed in

because this is Philly, my automatic reactions were, “Don’t tell me what to do!” and “Do you think you’re better than me?”

You’re going to hear a lot of Marx and Gramsci quotes from leftists in the immediate future, but it’s important to not forget your (often misquoted) Trotsky:

“You may not be interested in the dialectic, but the dialectic is interested in you."

going to work on my stupid little costumes to distract from the…*gestures broadly*…you know