Scott Free

Can’t believe they’re bringing Jujubee back for yet another shot at being Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic

The time honored tradition of American boys coming back in body bags in order to make the world safe for right-wing Israelis, Gulf sheikhs, and oil companies.

“See ya, Ben. See ya, Mr. Fantastic. See ya, Sue. Get bent, Johnny.”
-Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-Man/Bombastic Bagman

Happy Spider-Man Day.

Charles Bukowski renewal I used to deliberately get into barroom fights with anybody around now as the world nears its end hear reports of the dinosaur being sighted again time for me to go back to the bars.

anyways back to the bars

Citizen of three countries and once again Ireland is the only one I’m not disappointed in

because this is Philly, my automatic reactions were, “Don’t tell me what to do!” and “Do you think you’re better than me?”

You’re going to hear a lot of Marx and Gramsci quotes from leftists in the immediate future, but it’s important to not forget your (often misquoted) Trotsky:

“You may not be interested in the dialectic, but the dialectic is interested in you."

going to work on my stupid little costumes to distract from the…*gestures broadly*…you know

💯 the "distraction" yelp misunderstands that this regime is just wall-to-wall crimes

This is going to end with some absurd outcome like the U.S. installing the last Shah’s son in power because he lives in Northern Virginia and plays golf with Jared Kushner or something.

Three Republican presidents in my lifetime, three invasions of oil producing countries.

RIP Dick Cheney, you’d have loved this illegal war in the Middle East

Yeah, I usually go for the alt gal, but I need her circa 2006 Hot Topic manager ass to go home.

the Labour party trying to paint a picture of why you shouldn't vote Green and it's "everyone will take drugs all the time and also engage in fundamentalist Islam"

of course people voted for that, it's Dune. you've invented Dune!

told Tyra that I’m gay and off hard drugs, so for the next challenge I’m getting pegged by Courtney Love

ROGUE: Bobby, sugah, do you know Pyro II? Simon? The gay American? Not the gay Aussie?

ICEMAN: Rogue, not ever gay guy knows each other, jeez.

ROGUE: Sorry, I didn’t mean to -

ICEMAN: Oh no, Simon and I fucked. A lot. Like a lot a lot. Raw. All over the Mansion, too. So you got lucky.

ROGUE: 😟

Green chicken, a dog, or gay lizard.

Which way, Western man?

why does this lizard look like he’s judging me for not going to a warehouse party where his friend/drug dealer is DJing a set of remixes of 1970s europop

The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in "blocs" with "family voting" to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is "sectarian" and we are in a crisis.

Hmmmmmm.

X-Men Gold is not great, but Bobby and Pyro II hooking up and Pyro escaping as soon as possible after is some of the best gay writing by a hetero author.

ROGUE: Bobby, sugah, do you know Pyro II? Simon? The gay American? Not the gay Aussie?

ICEMAN: Rogue, not ever gay guy knows each other, jeez.

ROGUE: Sorry, I didn’t mean to -

ICEMAN: Oh no, Simon and I fucked. A lot. Like a lot a lot. Raw. All over the Mansion, too. So you got lucky.

ROGUE: 😟

Yep! He found a cursed rock on the moon.

Wild character.

Marvel’s Man-Wolf would be a dream cosplay, but assembling a $2000 anthropomorphic wolf costume feels like crossing a very specific kind of rubicon, and that is not my journey

Somebody (me) mentioned Man-Wolf in conversation, so it’s Man-Wolf posting hours

Marvel should 100% revive Man-Wolf as a property, but this is also the kind of character where you need an absolute disgusting freak of a writer* willing to fully commit to “John Carter of Mars if he was kind of a furry”

*(me)

Paramount DC pitch meeting:

PARAMOUNT NIGHTWING: Hey Tim! You look like you’ve got something to say!

PARAMOUNT TIM DRAKE: I was watching NCIS (8 PM on my local CBS affiliate) and have accepted Jesus Christ into my heart and no longer feel the urge to sin with men.

Also, there are too many immigrants and poors in Gotham City.

“Superman’s Pal His Excellency Prince Mohammad Bin Salman” by the Saudi Ministry of Information