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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Mom Friend Reversal with @grindagoat.bsky.social

The internet really was different bsck then

Unalived

Imagine a full G rank expansion only to get Arch Tempered Zoh Shia at the end

babe are you okay? you reblogged the "grocery store bagger fox girl" post several times again...

Kita seems to have gotten a big... bigger? Although it seems someone must've mentioned something...

updated my link design

reposting this kiki from forever ago by itself because i still think it looks adorable

Part 7 don’t do it hamishhhhhh ah well fuck it take a peep at Dexter’s socials
#fatfur #bhm #comic #dexham

SnS makes you feel so guilty with all the stuff you can pull off its insane how much better its gotten through the years

Fakest mf to ever exist

Ankha sitting down with a big swirly lollipop wearing a dress based on pinky from pac-man

Holy shit

It's been very cold and snowy this weekend, so of course thoughts have turned to Large Fuzzy Cuddleable Men

Fire Emblem loves their Big Meatheads

In Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, the Mini-Mario ability prevents music from changing properly in some cases. This can lead to a variety of unfitting music scenarios such as "Mournful Surfing", whereby Mario will surf joyfully at a sunny beach while tragic music is playing.

If it wasnt a subscription based game I'd be more interested in it.

True tho, its weird how much better sleep feels the older you get

Fucked up how they treated him smh, bro knows what he likes

Actually fucking insane thing to say

i find it hilarious that she's accidentally stumbled into defining sex in a way that means dorothy fucked her

Yea its tough, I did some stuff last year but I either have been too busy or uninspired to try anything new since Christmas

If only one character could have it, I'm glad it was Kench at least

foam is coming out of my mouth. i have to be put down for the safety of myself and others.

also on a more technical note, the shrinkwrap modifier works impressively well with IK fingers. very minimal cleanup needed here.

anyway,

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The reverse tho, so simple but somehow more pleasing

Yea Cream On It

Yea Cream On It