Emily

I WILL NEVER UPDATE!!!! A SKELITEN STAND'S FIRM ON THERE PRINCIPEL!!! "APPS WINDOWS PHONE PYTHON LINXUX OPERATIONG SYSTEM DRIVERS LISCENSE VIDEO GAME PHP PYTHON " - IF YA CANT DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YA CANT MAKE ME DOWNLOAD A BUNCH OF SHYT!!! THEY DO THIS IN CAR'S NOW TO ITS FUCKED , I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN ANY THING EXCEPT THE COMPUTER!!!!!!! AND HALF THE TIME I DONT EVEN WANT A DAMB COMPUTER IN THERE!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELTON "DESTROY ALL SMART DEVICES" - "I NEED TO USE YOU'RE WIFI NO REASON - PLEASE UPDATE THE SYSTEM SOFTWARE TO CONTINUE MOWING YOUR FUCKIN LAWN , FRIDGE WILL OPEN IN 30 SECOND'S SKIP ADD FOR 0.99 OR SKIP 10 AD'S FOR 7.99 BEST DEAL "DONT WORRY ABOUT IT " LIGHT BULB WILL TURN OFF AFTER 30 MINTUES WATCH THIS BEEF ADVERTISEMENT TO KEEP LIGHT BULB ON FOR UP TO 4 HOURS , TIRES OF WAITING 15 SECOND'S FOR TOILET FLUSH? SAY MCDONALDS FOR 1 FREE INSTANT FLUSH, I NEED TO CONTACT MY MANUFACTURER NO REASON, DO YOU AGREE TO TERMS OF SERCICE FOR CAR? NO REASON DONT WORRY ABOUT IT . NO REASON " - ------ ANY COMPUTER IN A DEVICE WHICH IS NOT A COMPUTER WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!!! THE COMPUTERS SERVE THE INVESTORS THEY DO NOT SERVE YOU!!! ANY APPLIANCE WHICH HAS A DIGITAL SCREEN FOR NO REASON WILL BE USED TO SELL YOU PRODUCTS OR SHOW YOU ADS - ANY APPLIANCE WHICH NEEDS TO CONNECT TO WIFI WILL COLLECT INFORMATION AND RECORD WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN YOUR HOUSE AND SEND IT BACK TO THE MANUFACTRER - THIS CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHT'S AND MUST BE DENIED ENTRY TO YOUR HOUSE AT ALL TIMES!!! NO DEVICE MAY CONNECT TO MY WI FI UNLESS IT IS MY HOLY COMPUTER OR PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PLEDGE TO DENY THE INVESTOR'S MY DATA AND MY ATTENTION AND ACCESS TO MY LIVING ROOM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

IF IT AINT MY COMPUTER IT SHOULDNT HAVE A COMPUTER IN IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELIETEN ROWIN THERE BOAT AND IT SAYS " I WILL NEVER PAY MY "BILLS" "YOUR BEING MEAN TO THE HOSPITAL" "PAY US NOW OR WE'LL CRY MORE" "DUE UPON RECEIPT" "YOUR BEING MEAN TO THE BANK" "YOUR CREDIT SCORE WILL GO DOWN" "YOUR IN TROUBLE" SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU MADE A RISKEY INVESTMENT SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT!!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - IM NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD DO THIS BUT RICH GUYS GOTTA UNDERSTAND THERES RISK IN EVERY INVESTMENT , THEY JUST UNDER ESTIMATED THE RISK , THEY GOTTA LEARN SOME HOW, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I WOULDNT LOAN MONEY TO ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKEALATAN REAPOR WHOS SAYIN "THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD GIVE YOU $100 DOLLARS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR " AND THERE RIGHT, LETS GET SOME MONEY BACK FROM THE WARDENS OF THIS PRISON NATION, IF THEY NEED THE MONEY SO BAD THEY SHOULD BE TAXEN THE RICH, BLAH BLAH SAME SHIT I ALWAY'S SAY BUT IM RIGHT , SO IM GOING TO KEEP SAYING IT, AND I WANT $100 SO IF YOU AGREE RETWEET IT , AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN GET THAT PAPER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

RETWEET IF AGREE - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELATEN ANGEL TELLIN YA DA TRUTH ABOUT LIFE "STICK Q-TIPS IN YOUR EARS WHAT DO YOU THINK THERE FOR " IM NO DOCTER BUT WHEN THEY SAY TO USE EM ON NAIL POLISH AND CLEANIG YOUR ELECTRONIC'S ITS EXACTLY LIKE WHEN U WERENT ALLOWED TO SAY BONG IN THE HEAD SHOP AND YOU HAD TO SAY I WANT TO BUY 1 TOBACCO PIPE, THEY KNOW WHAT WERE DOIN WITH THESE, DO NOT PLAY PRETEND WITH "BIG EAR" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

- dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

this is what they warned when they said corbyn would nationalise sausages

REAL BRI'ISH WOMEN PUT A SAUSAGE UP THEIR VAGINA TO STOP THE BLEEDNG LIKE A HUMAN TOAD IN THE HOLE, NONE OF THIS WOKE LOONY LEFTY "COTTON" STUFF

"vegan tampons" is one of the funniest far right moral panics i've seen recently. do they think that woke is stopping people from shoving sausages up their fanny or something

Having toad in the hole for dinner, sorry if this offends every single american

Evil mirror shaggy from scooby doo

CAN YOU SEE MY EYES ARE SHINING BRIGHT
COS I'M OUT HERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A JET BLACK HOTEL MIRROR
AND I'M SO WEAK

*beastie boys*

well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS

and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

KEEP ER LIT TO FUCK OR FUCKIN FUCK OFF JESUS SAID ON THE CROSS

really good thanks!!!! much better than where i was before lol

at least we know who was driving the car now

After kneecap I had really bad norovirus in which it felt like my soul left my body for about 4 days, and then I started my new job straight after so I have had nothing left inside me

Hello my bsky friends I am alive

Thank you!!! No more cold calling for me (my previous job made me do that and I literally wanted to die)

And I'm starting a new job at the end of the month so my unemployed poor days are soon to be over

Life is good. Seeing kneecap and got a window seat on the train

Following the evil act of political violence in the galaxy this week and two brutal assaults on our Stormtrooper law enforcement last week, we are once again calling on the media and the rebellion to stop the hateful rhetoric directed at Emperor Palpatine, those who support him, and our brave Sith

i've said this before and i'll say it again: becoming an adult emo is realising that danger days is a banging album actually

wow, how appalling! thanks for the heads up

i've played this game countless times but i always end up doing the secret ending (the best ending). i'm finally trying to complete all 3 endings

ng+ completed. onto ng+1

it's such an annoying boss arena too, he hasn't got too much health but everything about the fight is really annoying!!!!! every time i kept dropping down onto him he was one shotting me with his call beyond, the only reason i beat him was because for some reason he didn't do it that time

i killed him in the end and the only method was hoping the game didn't trigger his call beyond mechanic

kos, or some say kosm, grant us eyes so i can one shot the player with my call from beyond even though i have massive arcane resistance

micolash ng+. what a dick