big dumb baby boi

Let's kiss sometime k great thanks 😚

hi 😍

😍 yes please

absolutely 😍🤤

lmfao appreciate it dude

ss of my tweet. caption - there's literally nothing else you could possibly need. image - meme of maslow's hierarchy with purple bottom and gold top. bottom says "pussy from a girl who is my wife who i love" and the top says "a sword"

went mega hella super platinum on the hellsite,,, thought u all may also find it amusing

i am!

Me: I love polyarmory

Her: u mean polyamory?

Me, in a full suit of armor wielding a multiple swords: what

omg hi!!!!!

stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼 stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼 · Playlist · 60 songs

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Name: stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼
Songs: 60
Length: 3 hours
Genre(s): House, Pop Dance, Tech House, UK Dance

🎧EDM bsky

Happy Friday legends!

hhahahahah yeah i mean, it’s never leaving the bio. it jut goes on vacation from the main stage every once in a while. it’ll be back

for some reason i thought we followed each other. but anyways great to meet u stabitha my name bob. plz dont stab me. unless u really feel like u got to. then i understand.

some classics in here

“the name’s cash, kohl’s cash”
Narc Ruffalo
Buttercream Buttcheeks

📠 decider (we later made tshirts with my phrase “📠 only” on em)

Bob, aspiring cult leader - made many trumpers mad when i’d troll them “YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE CULTS”

🎀fuck it we ball🎀

Bob Shammbob (go friars)

i am an agent of chaos… a former friend (started putting this together after he realized how often i did it so he is missing a bunch here and also this list only went to mid 2020… i kept it up for 2.5 more years lmfao

(*former* bc after the pandemic he came to visit. stayed w gf and i. now his gf)

twitter names

twitter names

twitter names

twitter names

oh i’ll bring it back but idk if ive ever shared this…used to change it ALL the time based on the “bit of the week” or some other silly reason and my name bob was basically my defaults if i didnt have one. “big dumb baby boi, lil soupy man” was/always has been my bio. hence where that came from lol

(also, to be clear - i very much do agree with ur original point.. i just like doing dumb jokes more than i like harmony with my fellow man)

my opinions are facts. we have differing opinions. thus, ur opinions are fake news.

now give me my podcast

i disagree.

i’m also 21% sentient hat that forces children i just met into very specific cliques for the next 7 years

79% llama

Pretty crazy I spent the majority of my life thinking I was Irish and Italian but I always felt like I was different. A Llama in boi’s clothing if u will. Thank god for 23 & me. these last 2 years i’ve finally felt like i knew who i truly was for the first time in my life. an emperor w a new groove🥹

saban and harbaugh have been blowing me up all day like hey i appreciate the attention but don’t u guys have something that might be a bit more pressing coming up? plus u haven’t even heard what NIL guarantees i want (hint: gonna involve A LOT of sick ass swords)

wait is that not the proper technique? huh. the more you know 🌈

bob enters transfer portal

transfer portal has been insane today

women these days just hate men bc we never invite them to astral project with us, like sorry ur stuck in the mortal plane but how is that my fault??

Sauron’s carpal tunnel so bad a part of him was actually glad Isildur took a finger the Barad-dûr doctor finally had an excuse to ice the hand

Imagine ur Sauron n it’s a few weeks after forming Mordor. u finally get a lil downtime when it hits u…. Not a single chick in the entire realm. ur peeping some orcs on IG tryna convince urself some are kinda hot in an outdooorsy way but u know deep down the age of man about to be the age of hand 😔

He’ll get it

Me: I love polyarmory

Her: u mean polyamory?

Me, in a full suit of armor wielding a multiple swords: what