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Barphbie ™

@mslaura.bsky.social

Just don't 🖕

3,625 Followers  |  2,994 Following  |  1,226 Posts  |  Joined: 26.07.2023
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This

28.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Ikr
Fkn idiot he be

28.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Update:
Mr. X finally cancelled that lame blue check.
Now I'm back to being a regular rank and file.

28.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's good to be seen 😂

28.02.2026 16:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On X as well 😂🤣😂😅

28.02.2026 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎶
Trumpy Dumpy Lumpy Boo
A blob that's perched upon a loo.

Grins like a clown who's
lost his worth,
A stained existence since
his day of birth.

The world groans louder
each time you speak,

While science calls you
a soggy freak!
🎶

28.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
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This dumb ass
👇

14.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Some fucknut MAGA troll over at X gifted me a premium subscription.
I can't get rid of it, no matter who I contact
Who in their right mind would do such an insane thing?

14.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1

Ew

14.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Pretty much

14.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I made a fool out of that slimy m f

31.01.2026 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I saved it!

31.01.2026 01:08 — 👍 28    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

Assholes, I'll bet my other account got locked again, even though I haven't been there in a day.

31.01.2026 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck that orange bitch

31.01.2026 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
31.01.2026 01:00 — 👍 15    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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Some insignificant MAGA prick tried to ruffle this bitch's feathers.

31.01.2026 01:02 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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23.01.2026 01:41 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Sure, why not. . . 🤣

22.01.2026 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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EXACTLY 👇 THIS

21.01.2026 11:01 — 👍 4723    🔁 1603    💬 342    📌 126

Some MAGA account on X video a i manipulated someone erasing it.

The cultists ate it up.

22.01.2026 01:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sick bastards

22.01.2026 01:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Melania flick?
Yeah, I just saw the film, well,
the pirated version shot from a flip phone. . . .😂

Anyways. .

I especially enjoyed the scene
when she pulled a nickel
out of her underwear,
along with a note
from Donald that read:

"I told you that you were a lousy stripper"

😅😂🤣

22.01.2026 00:59 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

@redredrose.bsky.social is blocked

16.01.2026 17:57 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Here's a bitch to block
Likes putting folks on lists.

msmangajojo.bsky.social

16.01.2026 17:55 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

J
F
C
He's gotta go.
I don't care how.

16.01.2026 17:46 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Trump says he could impose tariffs on countries that oppose his goal of acquiring Greenland Officials from Greenland and Denmark, which controls the semi-autonomous territory, as well as a host of major U.S. allies, have rejected Trump’s push.

HE IS INSANE

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

16.01.2026 17:35 — 👍 28    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 6

Is Charlie K.decomposing posts atm?

16.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MelSkanknia says what?

16.01.2026 17:32 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Fuck ICE.
Seriously, fuck ICE.

16.01.2026 17:26 — 👍 15    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe. . . .😁

16.01.2026 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0