Eli Blair

Hulkamania or Macho Madness?? Hurry, it's for a job interview.

20.03.2025 13:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My small collection
#guitars #guitarsofbluesky

20.03.2025 10:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I heard bluesky likes #cats, so this is Spooky (legal name: Penelope Pookawitz) and Tort (Tortoise Louise)

19.03.2025 23:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are two types of people at a workplace. Those who can't take a dump at work, and those who show up only to take dumps.

19.03.2025 13:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Things (1989)
After I was born in 88, everyone generally agreed things couldn't get much worse. Until 1989, when a movie was released that was so Canadian, the VHS sleeve was denim. This movie is an endurance test, folks. You've heard of "so bad, it's good"? Well get ready for "so bad, it's bad".

18.03.2025 11:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was ready for this movie to get me good after watching the trailer. So when I put it on I neatly folded my pants and set them next to me in anticipation of them being scared off of me. Alas 😔

17.03.2025 16:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

A Where's Waldo audiobook where every chapter is fifteen minutes of room to be followed by "there he is!"

17.03.2025 11:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The one good thing about all of the pre-dawn joggers in my neighborhood dressing in only the darkest of black is that I can be sure that none of them are Anesh Kapoor.

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21.02.2025 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's been 40 years since the Muppets took Manhattan, and we are only just now starting to rebuild.

12.01.2025 15:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0