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He's gone from Clark Kent to Paul Blart. #DeanCain

This moopsy looks like somebody drank its bones 😂

#ColonelGreenwasright ! Let's get it trending!

#RoyBlackdidntkillhimself

In other news, geothermal energy production spiked today...

"I said I wanted a horrible kraken with a mouth that would happily devour your heart!"

"Sorry, all I heard was adorable kraken with a mouth that's a happy li'l heart."

People complain about waiting two years for a new 6 - 10 episode season of a streaming show, but think nothing of waiting the years for a new 2 hour movie sequel, a longer wait for less content.

The James Bond franchise needs to recast James Bond, because without him there is no franchise.

Marvel OTOH has enough characters to keep cranking out movies for a thousand years without needing to resurrect any of them.

That is a fascinating Obama fact that deserves to be shared!

Don't be starting Arrukus!

Somewhere out there, there's a kid who thinks Watergate was a bunch of misogynists attacking women online for drinking water.

Maturing is recognizing that I'm still pissed off that Netflix cancelled the "Grendel" series, after it was almost finished shooting, without airing any of it.

Name a movie you've seen more than six times because you kept forgetting that you had seen it, so you would start watching it, thinking, "I guess I should watch this, I heard it's good." and then 20 minutes into the movie, you realize, "Oh, you know what, I think I've actually seen this movie."

Coincidentally, an egg cream is also not a comedy, nor is the Bear an egg product!

I have a joke about Julius, it's so funny you'll have a seizure.

I cannot believe that grown, supposedly-intelligent adults in 2025 are giving analysis as dumb and jingoistic as "the Iranians hate our freedom."

Damn! She's trying to Melania's visa declined!

Whole milk, not 2%

I see where you are coming from! It does almost look ¼ the size of the Master Replicas plaque. But then it would be called "½ scale."

George Lucas' first feature film composer!
THX-1138, Mission: Impossible, Enter The Dragon, an iconic composer!

Because Elon's hacked voting machines would have output the same result?

¼ scale would mean it was 3½ inches wide.

I believe the EagleMoss plaque was 8½ inches wide, about ⅗ scale.

The Bear is a comedy like an egg cream is a dairy or egg drink.

They sound like the same ones who said people would stop buying cars if they were forced to add seat belts.

"Creek don't rise"?
Is that the country version of "God willing and the sewer doesn't back up" like my uncle used to say?

According to the US govt, progressive anti-genocide protestors are anti-Semitic, but right-wing Hitler fans and Holocaust deniers are not.

That's actually pretty accurate for racism though

"No, it's about how far are we willing to go, to forgive an evil white man."
I love it when an actor has a real grasp of their work. It's like when Daniel Craig was out there calling James Bond a misogynistic dinosaur.

Great video, very insightful!

Just like when Meese did it in the 1980s, it's just an excuse to score points with the self-righteous voters while spending millions on porn for congressmen.

Because you could play it with an invisible touch and get in too deep
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