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It took years before microwave ovens came with a turntable, so you didn't have to stop cooking halfway through, to rotate your food.

When are they coming out with an air fryer that shakes up the food inside, so it cooks more evenly? Does that exist now?
#airfryer #cooking

Kids today: Tylenol gives you autism!!!

GenX: That's nothing. When I was a kid, Tylenol was killing people!

See, that's the problem: "EXPERTS found fake sources" in this report. Once we switch over to using A.I. for everything, we will effectively eliminate "experts" who will stop the government from doing whatever it wants!

Is this the Rapture everyone has been talking about?

"not even offering an alternative"?

Do you really think things would be improved by Donald "let's try injecting disinfectant to fight COVID-19" Trump offering an alternative to Tylenol???

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Mine is a TV-always-on household. Though I believe in pausing or muting when we converse, because I'm always paying attention to what's on, at least a little bit.

The only exception is when I listen to a podcast instead.

Now they have a new owner, who can decide what they want to do. Bring back cancelled shows? Put new ones into production? Fire half the staff and try to buy WB? Anything is possible.

Most importantly, it's not Redstone's problem anymore.

I think the plan was, cancel as much as they can, while losing as few subscribers as possible. That way, their revenue looked bigger and their costs looked smaller.

This made them look more attractive to a buyer, so Redstone could negotiate a better price for her shares.

YouTube video by Big_G Money Gilda Radner, Dan Aykroyd & Chevy Chase Mock Commercial #SNL #lovegilda #1970s #gildaradner #comedy

New Shimmer is a floor wax and a dessert topping!
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Once per shoe, that actually sounds pretty fair!

"Next year's book FINALLY reveals that you should buy last year's book!"

It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

Even actors on the same series sometimes rarely see each other, depending on the sorts of stories they're involved in.

Though friendships are sometimes formed over years on the convention circuit together.

He's gone from Clark Kent to Paul Blart. #DeanCain

This moopsy looks like somebody drank its bones 😂

#ColonelGreenwasright ! Let's get it trending!

#RoyBlackdidntkillhimself

In other news, geothermal energy production spiked today...

"I said I wanted a horrible kraken with a mouth that would happily devour your heart!"

"Sorry, all I heard was adorable kraken with a mouth that's a happy li'l heart."

People complain about waiting two years for a new 6 - 10 episode season of a streaming show, but think nothing of waiting the years for a new 2 hour movie sequel, a longer wait for less content.

The James Bond franchise needs to recast James Bond, because without him there is no franchise.

Marvel OTOH has enough characters to keep cranking out movies for a thousand years without needing to resurrect any of them.

That is a fascinating Obama fact that deserves to be shared!

Don't be starting Arrukus!

Somewhere out there, there's a kid who thinks Watergate was a bunch of misogynists attacking women online for drinking water.

Maturing is recognizing that I'm still pissed off that Netflix cancelled the "Grendel" series, after it was almost finished shooting, without airing any of it.

Name a movie you've seen more than six times because you kept forgetting that you had seen it, so you would start watching it, thinking, "I guess I should watch this, I heard it's good." and then 20 minutes into the movie, you realize, "Oh, you know what, I think I've actually seen this movie."

Coincidentally, an egg cream is also not a comedy, nor is the Bear an egg product!

I have a joke about Julius, it's so funny you'll have a seizure.

I cannot believe that grown, supposedly-intelligent adults in 2025 are giving analysis as dumb and jingoistic as "the Iranians hate our freedom."