𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕥

Hegseth: “The DoW will no longer subsidize woke Ivy League schools like Yale, Columbia, Brown, Princeton, MIT…”

Me: “Who’s gonna tell him?”

A giant Pac-Man… joystick? It’s 3 feet tall, yellow arcade-like stick, with buttons, on a yellow base, but too small… you know, this might be too much for an alt.

@danamrich.bsky.social What the heck is this?

Old board game - Kreskin’s ESP, with Kerskin on the cover trying to hypnotize you with a heart shaped locket.

M*A*S*H VHS!

Cool stuff at the flea market.

(checking in on the world)
Ah, we’ve reached the preparation for election suppression and kapos stages…

Me watching Mobland: “Hahaha! These people are terrifying! Hahaha!”

Me: “Time for season 2 of The Pitt.”

In no time at all;

Me: “Time for season 2 of The Pitt.”

In no time at all;

YouTube video by Nickster What If "Frontier Psychiatrist" by The Avalanches Used Newer Samples?

I’ve always liked sampling. I adore Millennials taking up sample identification.

But I cannot tell you how ecstatic I am to find The Kids Today have started covering - with new samples - old songs made with samples.

youtu.be/wlQCJhVL0iA?...

www.instagram.com/reel/DRPDXto...

I plead the 5th.

A magazine format copy of Killer, by Steve Jackson Games from 1981. The illustrated cover shows four college students attempting to pretend-kill one another with a banana as a gun, spitballs as poisoned darts, and a pillow as big rock.

Tiny human loves to explain, in a slow, clear voice, all things Gen-not-X to his unhip mother and I. Today it was about the game of Assassin.

He wanted to know why I wasn’t asking questions or paying rapt attention. I smugly brought him to my office library and pulled out my copy of;

a man sitting in front of a refrigerator with the words you think written on it Alt: Joey, from Friends, standing in front of a refrigerator, gestures sarcastically. The words “you think?” appear.

Bank App: “You’re spending is way up this month.”
Me:

I realize the instructions say to dissolve in hot water, but sometimes you gotta pour the Neo Citron straight into your mouth and chase it with a big glass of water

THAT WASN’T FOR YOU! YOU PUT THAT INFO BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT!

Ghosts of Christmas Past Busters
#MakeABlockbusterAHolidayMovie

Whole Foods ad that says "Forget cookies, make Santa breakfast."

Does Whole Foods want us to fuck Santa?

Sometimes I write more and extra info into my photo alt texts. Because screw you, that’s why! Not everything is about you!

A shiny and new looking, black key fob. It has a panic button, a lock button, an unlock button, and a remote start button. A secret, just for you alt text users - my vehicle doesn’t have remote start, I just couldn’t find a case without the button for it. It doesn’t keep my fob from working and maybe one day it will foil the theft of my car, as the thief runs around a mall parking lot, clicking furiously and cursing, “Why won’t it start?!”

Of all the things I have myself fixed on my vehicle, the disintegrating fob case was not one I expected. But here we are. (pats self on back)

If you like the Slow Horses series on AppleTV, I recommend you jump on Down Cemetery Road while you wait for series six.

The Zoë Boehm books were Mick Herron’s as well.

Watching Playdate on Amazon when suddenly… SURPRISE @hirokanagawatv.bsky.social!

A student in a letterman’s jacket and his three, crime-fighting, monster buddies - Wolfman, Dracula, and Frankenstein - pose for a picture in a castle basement.

So, The Roku Channel turns out to be THE place for Halloween fare. So much old horror and sci-fi, ad-based. Scream Blackula Scream, Monster Squad (not the one you’re thinking), a lot of recent stuff, and so much more.
#HappyHalloween

A student in a letterman’s jacket and his three, crime-fighting, monster buddies - Wolfman, Dracula, and Frankenstein - pose for a picture in a castle basement.

So, The Roku Channel turns out to be THE place for Halloween fare. So much old horror and sci-fi, ad-based. Scream Blackula Scream, Monster Squad (not the one you’re thinking), a lot of recent stuff, and so much more.
#HappyHalloween

Me: “I refuse to close my mind as I grow old. I will strive to experience and appreciate whatever future generations create.”
Future Generations: “Name Name Poop Songs.”
Me: (thru a rictus smile) “Interesting! How creative!”

YouTube video by weezer Weezer - In The Garage (2024 Remaster)

youtu.be/T4D3Ay9cmr4?...

Legal council, for the Republican youth leadership having their cartoonishly racist group messages aired out today, has the last name Maligno, an Italian surname that means - you guessed it - malicious / evil.

Whoever created this simulation we’re living in, you hired a terrible narrative designer.

Canada's first Monster Museum reopens for Halloween in Metro Vancouver | Events This museum is a real scream!

Move over, Edvard Munch. A unique museum reopening in Metro Vancouver this week is filled with real screams!

dailyhive.com/vancouver/ma...

Waffle makers must bug the shit out of fastidious people. Three waffles - exact same amount of batter each time - three wildly different results.

Promotional photo from the movie, with Jekyll standing next to Hyde, both wearing matching suits.

GUYS! GUYS! SHUT UP! GUYS!

TUBI HAS DR. JEKYLL & SISTER HYDE!

Two panels, the top one being the DiCaprio pointing meme, subtitled “Loollooklook!” The bottom panel is from the same scene where he sits back to sip his can of beer. The subtitle reads “Ryan Reynolds is Robert Culp for the 21st century.” And he is. Same smarmy charm, same reads, it’s kinda creepy.

I discovered The Greatest American Hero is on Tubi. Then I had an epiphany while watching it.

Dom Toretto speeds through the night in the Ecto-1 while street racing cars chase him. Underneath reads “Ghostbusters 2 Fast 2 Furious”.