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Kelly Austin

@kda.bsky.social

genuine, eager, competent, & cringe I miss Twitter

149 Followers  |  201 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 11.04.2023
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mom knows a sly when she sees one

12.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp. At least I live in California

11.10.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

24.09.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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shit ain’t over til it’s over

22.09.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3924    πŸ” 1534    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 187

this was me in 2020… microdosing is what you want 10/10 highly rec

23.09.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He is TALKING

29.06.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apple TV could honestly double their price at this point

08.06.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shrinking using Fred Again.. to connect a father daughter moment… I was not prepared

08.06.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Time is a river that shapes me. Love is a river that shapes me.

07.06.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love our life and our little family so much. I feel so so incredibly lucky

08.06.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dev and kink culture
Also you’re hilarious so p much anything

23.05.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quick before Rahul makes me delete this

23.05.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

remember that ollafur thing with the sun in there. man that was good

10.05.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Fact: Moms yelling out "careful!" have saved 3.6 million lives so far this year.

09.05.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it

03.05.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4217    πŸ” 981    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 18

it’s actually really cute the way Indiana people say β€œSan Fran”

15.04.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the sunrise over a mountain outside king city, california. composite of 3 different shots, so slight misalignment due to being handheld. taken about an hour ago

the sunrise over a mountain outside king city, california. composite of 3 different shots, so slight misalignment due to being handheld. taken about an hour ago

It's a good as hell day to fight back the urge to be controlled by the despair.

09.04.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1438    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 6
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Skittle Factory Dementia Monkey Titty Monetization β™‘ β€§β‚ŠΛš β‹… ౨ৎ β€§β‚Š .ᐟ

might fuck around and make this into an illuminated manuscript parakeet.substack.com/p/skittle-fa...

09.04.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not me flying directly into a hurricane

20.08.2023 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BICEP TONIGHT AHHHH β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’™

03.08.2023 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

youre telling me men’s testosterone peaks in the morning? …so the early bird gets the sperm?

17.07.2023 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

theres so much toxic positivity around pregnancy and starting a family like please be for real about how much it also sucks in a lot of ways

05.07.2023 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭

02.07.2023 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my east coast ass does not fw these midwest thunderstorms
i’m at my friends house in indianapolis rn like um why is the house shaking

02.07.2023 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

its too happy go lucky here we need to bring the vibe down several notches

02.07.2023 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Coronation is the best thing I’ve read about society since Sex at Dawn
is Charles on here yet?!

01.07.2023 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cant wait for this to be me

29.04.2023 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i got no one?! ☹️

27.04.2023 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0