read this and then realized my jaw was unconsciously clenched hard enough to dent steel

oh my god...imagine

this is very sad

easier to just ban cars :)

based

He's CIA

This. It is literally like calling the Holocaust "one issue."

Fuck that. That's how we got into this mess in the first place. Look around.

Newsom doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell at the nomination. He's even more transparently soulless than Buttigieg.

This guy is so fucking evil

cool we've only spent like a trillion dollars to make something slightly stupider than a random idiot

this must go so hard if you're stupid

yes sir! stay as stupid as you like, it's cool!

sorry to have offended the "voluntarily ignorant and possibly ignorant" delegation, won't happen again!

haha yeah anti-intellectualism is cool and not at all reactionary

yes you do

A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.

you could always read a book

"The Road lacks Cormac McCarthy’s irritating punctuationless prose."

Terrible opinion alert

Hated? This is one of the best movies I've ever seen.

Literally the only flavor imo.

That's fine, it's just silly for people to be framing it as a choice they make because it's more responsible.

No, takeout is never cheaper. That is silly. Please.

You can learn to cook those things if you want though.

Spurring my horse to go faster to catch these goal posts

People who think their burrito taxis should be cheap should be shamed.

Exactly the kind of stupid thing I would expect to see from someone who follows JD Vance.

The "cooking for yourself is classist" (or whatever their stupid argument is) people never have.

There's garlic in sriracha.

There's a pretty long history of discrimination that explains why a lot of people in America can't swim. I've never heard of someone proudly refusing to learn how to swim.