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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad.

@zachness.bsky.social

I’m thick, off-white in colour, and made of 38% fat.

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a white goat is standing in the grass with its mouth open ALT: a white goat is standing in the grass with its mouth open
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Me next?

05.02.2026 06:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How about we practice what he’s saying?

11.12.2025 05:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Damn.

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The osos in España are built different.

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Say hi to the girls.

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Viva España. Bring on the osos.

05.12.2025 20:42 — 👍 88    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Vacation mode.

02.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 102    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

More flakes than a box of Kellogg’s. Ugh. Also, did Sniffies get stupidly shitty the last few days? Can’t do much without it forcing a refresh constantly.

19.10.2025 21:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woof!

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Look at this photograph

01.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Submitted for validation.

30.09.2025 02:48 — 👍 332    🔁 16    💬 12    📌 0
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🍻:30. Cheers, and happy Folsom.

27.09.2025 01:07 — 👍 171    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
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Fuzzy faced Friday?

06.09.2025 00:45 — 👍 253    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0

This is my check on my way out the door.

31.08.2025 18:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Apparently I grew chesticles. Who knew…

30.08.2025 23:27 — 👍 250    🔁 7    💬 12    📌 0
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Not us being a bunch of 🚬 playing Kylie Minogue while floating around Xochimilco before seeing the 👸 later.

22.08.2025 17:19 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey guapo.

21.08.2025 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Moody hotel dick. Definitely needs some help.

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C’mon, just take it for a joyride.

18.08.2025 02:18 — 👍 229    🔁 14    💬 11    📌 0
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Hotel dick anyone?

19.07.2025 01:09 — 👍 241    🔁 12    💬 9    📌 0

Yeah, now to find a bottle while traveling. Struck out twice already. Ugh.

09.07.2025 11:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ugh. When you drop your poppers in the back room and the cap cracks.

08.07.2025 21:54 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Seriously. He’s probably never stepped foot outside of the US.

08.07.2025 08:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fuckin hotel hornies.

07.07.2025 23:20 — 👍 223    🔁 10    💬 6    📌 0
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😈🥵🐷

07.07.2025 22:57 — 👍 297    🔁 15    💬 7    📌 1
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Do you like my new shoes ? 🍑

06.07.2025 14:27 — 👍 825    🔁 61    💬 19    📌 0