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699 Followers  |  0 Following  |  81 Posts  |  Joined: 18.08.2023  |  1.2025

Latest posts by roachcollector.bsky.social on Bluesky

Just overheard a fat guy talking about food. You can't make this stuff up. πŸ˜‚

17.09.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING:

Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨

02.09.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Midwesterner, I never realized how weird our slang is until I moved to NYC...

Whenever I bump into someone, I instinctively go "Oops!"

Everyone always gets SO confused! πŸ˜‚

28.08.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I invented an image called "Pepe Gillis."

It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.

25.08.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEVER give money to the homelessβ€”they'll just waste it on something cheap.

23.08.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just realized why nobody criticizes Mr. Beast: 424 million subscribers. That's a thousand shooters on every block in America.

Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.

20.08.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In a display of great strength and bravery, President Trump just announced he will spend all night inside a haunted castle! πŸ”₯

20.08.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck no.

We want Shane Gillis and Sydney Sweeney! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

16.07.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Deltarune theory is that it takes place in an Undertale universe corrupted by worse writing and overly self-indulgent humor, which often comes at the expense of immersion. 😲

05.07.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.

02.07.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool.

#RoastBeast

02.07.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.

01.07.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope this doesn't sound mean but I kind of think everyone stupid enough to be manipulated by this video should be banished to an Antarctic research facility and experimented on for the rest of eternity.

26.06.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Coworkers are mad I used the break room microwave to heat up some poop. ☹️

29.05.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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16 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.

23.05.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Minions are savage barbarians and Gru was right to enslave them.

22.05.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Dad remarried 2 timesβ€”wait, FUCK! You didn't want that! Wait, no! I'm sorry! Damn it, I fucked it all up! I always fuck EVERYTHING UP! NO!!! NO! NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK MY LIFE! I RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD, FUCK EVERYTHING!

22.05.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel betrayed. Jet Set Radio taught me everything I know about making disgusting terrible artwork.

15.05.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently this theory is Pixar's darkest secret. πŸ€”

09.05.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In 2008 all you had to do to become a YouTuber was rap about The Legend of Zelda but now you're expected to do English homework and write essays.

07.05.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My concept art for if Sesame Street made an episode about scorpions.

30.04.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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iDubbbz said the next Content Cop is on the SpongeBob episode "House Fancy" for torturing Squidward. πŸ‘€

17.04.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How I feel lately as a Mizayaki (Studio Ghibili) fanboy who knows how to ChatGPT. 😒

01.04.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This ChatGPT update is INSANE...

Imagine telling someone 10 years ago that you can ask a computer to draw a picture and in mere seconds, it can generate a highly-detailed apology about why it "can't" make images of "Super Mario in the style of naked."

27.03.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm taking a stupid person's idea of a smart person's poop on the potty rn... πŸ‘€ πŸ’―

26.03.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same energy. #NoOnesSafe #RoastingEverybody

19.03.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unethical animal experiments have been LEGALIZED! πŸ‘€πŸ”₯‼️
Experiments could roam the Earth by 2026. 🌎

16.03.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Same energy.

12.03.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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> Charisma (famous YouTuber)
> Leadership (years of running a social media empire)
> Influence (popularized music for an entire generation)
> Honesty and civility (gave Not Like Us a 0 for its use of personal attacks)

Now say it with me: "President Anthony Fantano." #Fantano2028

08.03.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0