Just overheard a fat guy talking about food. You can't make this stuff up. π
17.09.2025 13:33 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@roachcollector.bsky.social
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Just overheard a fat guy talking about food. You can't make this stuff up. π
17.09.2025 13:33 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING:
Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." π¨
As a Midwesterner, I never realized how weird our slang is until I moved to NYC...
Whenever I bump into someone, I instinctively go "Oops!"
Everyone always gets SO confused! π
I invented an image called "Pepe Gillis."
It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.
NEVER give money to the homelessβthey'll just waste it on something cheap.
23.08.2025 17:25 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I just realized why nobody criticizes Mr. Beast: 424 million subscribers. That's a thousand shooters on every block in America.
Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.
In a display of great strength and bravery, President Trump just announced he will spend all night inside a haunted castle! π₯
20.08.2025 14:25 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck no.
We want Shane Gillis and Sydney Sweeney! πΊπΈ
My Deltarune theory is that it takes place in an Undertale universe corrupted by worse writing and overly self-indulgent humor, which often comes at the expense of immersion. π²
05.07.2025 17:28 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.
02.07.2025 23:08 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool.
#RoastBeast
Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.
01.07.2025 22:34 β π 31 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0I hope this doesn't sound mean but I kind of think everyone stupid enough to be manipulated by this video should be banished to an Antarctic research facility and experimented on for the rest of eternity.
26.06.2025 21:12 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Coworkers are mad I used the break room microwave to heat up some poop. βΉοΈ
29.05.2025 00:24 β π 27 π 5 π¬ 1 π 016 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.
23.05.2025 02:04 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Minions are savage barbarians and Gru was right to enslave them.
22.05.2025 22:44 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My Dad remarried 2 timesβwait, FUCK! You didn't want that! Wait, no! I'm sorry! Damn it, I fucked it all up! I always fuck EVERYTHING UP! NO!!! NO! NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK MY LIFE! I RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD, FUCK EVERYTHING!
22.05.2025 13:52 β π 48 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0I feel betrayed. Jet Set Radio taught me everything I know about making disgusting terrible artwork.
15.05.2025 19:30 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Apparently this theory is Pixar's darkest secret. π€
09.05.2025 17:34 β π 24 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0In 2008 all you had to do to become a YouTuber was rap about The Legend of Zelda but now you're expected to do English homework and write essays.
07.05.2025 17:32 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0My concept art for if Sesame Street made an episode about scorpions.
30.04.2025 13:52 β π 52 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0iDubbbz said the next Content Cop is on the SpongeBob episode "House Fancy" for torturing Squidward. π
17.04.2025 17:44 β π 37 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0How I feel lately as a Mizayaki (Studio Ghibili) fanboy who knows how to ChatGPT. π’
01.04.2025 15:53 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This ChatGPT update is INSANE...
Imagine telling someone 10 years ago that you can ask a computer to draw a picture and in mere seconds, it can generate a highly-detailed apology about why it "can't" make images of "Super Mario in the style of naked."
I'm taking a stupid person's idea of a smart person's poop on the potty rn... π π―
26.03.2025 16:56 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Same energy. #NoOnesSafe #RoastingEverybody
19.03.2025 23:15 β π 28 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Unethical animal experiments have been LEGALIZED! ππ₯βΌοΈ
Experiments could roam the Earth by 2026. π
Same energy.
12.03.2025 17:43 β π 25 π 4 π¬ 3 π 1> Charisma (famous YouTuber)
> Leadership (years of running a social media empire)
> Influence (popularized music for an entire generation)
> Honesty and civility (gave Not Like Us a 0 for its use of personal attacks)
Now say it with me: "President Anthony Fantano." #Fantano2028