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Sam Fleming

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Synaesthetic specfic writer living in NE Scotland, originally from Fife. Scientist, bike herder, former husky wrangler, dice hoarder. Someone's imaginary friend. They/them/she/her. BSFA Orbit Shorts dogsbody. Find my stuff: https://www.ravenbait.com/work

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I had not. And that is not what synaesthesia means. (I'm rarely on here, by the way!)

22.10.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear πŸ˜†

18.09.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sam :moomin_hattifatteners: (@ravenbait@mastodon.scot) 2.95K Posts, 272 Following, 257 Followers Β· #Synaesthetic #SpecFic #Writer living in NE #Scotland, originally from #Fife. #Scientist, #dice hoarder, #bike herder, former #husky wrangler. Someone's #Im...

FWIW, I'm WAAAAAAY more active on mastodon these days. Find me: mastodon.scot/@ravenbait

04.07.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.04.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 11:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

18.03.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1039    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 91
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After multiple failed attempts, the conch was blown at 10:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100.

18.03.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1421    πŸ” 253    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 174

I want those wheel lights!

16.03.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can add me, please?

13.03.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Occasionally I consider looking for another job, and then realise my skillset is so niche I'm probably in the only place that would employ me.

10.02.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd believe they were trying if they were honest about what the real problems are (money hoarding billionaires) rather than planning on doing deportations live on camera with the home secretary there cheering them on.

10.02.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a good response from the European Commission. TL;DR: we're not dignifying every brainfart with a response unless there's some solid detail, but broadly, this is fucking insane.

10.02.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't *think* I'm grey and white and super fluffy, but I'm so face blind I can't recognise myself in photos, so.... Maybe?

10.02.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's what I've realised. He's not trying to run the country and make it a better place to live, he's trying to win at being in power.

10.02.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww. Poor squoof. I was always amazed that we'd managed to rescue a floof who turned out to have digestive problems and anxiety issues. I'd thought the "owners and pets resemble one another" thing was a myth.

10.02.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Assembly (Director's) Cut is my favourite Alien film. Frood got me the quadrilogy for my birthday one time. Didn't you watch it with us?

10.02.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only Alien3 anyone should be allowed to watch is the Assembly Cut: a hill I will die on.

09.02.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It probably shouldn't be weird to realise how many past decisions were influenced by one of me being a surfeit of skunks.

09.02.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sam Fleming (@ravenbait@mastodon.scot) Current obsession: Puscifer's The Humbling River https://youtu.be/siWusSBld7k

mastodon.scot/@ravenbait/1...

09.02.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brings a certain stinging accuracy to the quote, "IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!"

22.01.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have sufficient self-control not to boop the floofy werewolf. Maybe.

22.01.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But once they'd fully changed they had enormous fluffy ears! They were all floof!

22.01.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

JFC, what does someone need to do just to have their licence taken off them?

22.01.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Wolf (Jack Nicholson, James Spader, Michelle Pfeiffer). Not sure if Wolven counts as a werewolf movie, but it's certainly good.

22.01.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I found the werewolves slightly too adorable for it to be a *good werewolf* movie, but I will concede that by genre standards it could be described as a *good* werewolf movie.

22.01.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello! Did you know that "I found the movie boring" is not the same as "this is not a good movie"?

22.01.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Home - Ride the North Tour of Angus 2: Judgement Day!

Entered for Ride the North again. Doing the long version, obviously. With a start at Glamis castle, it should be spectacular. Entries for first timers open on the 28th. www.ride-the-north.co.uk

22.01.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or American Werewolf In London, presumably.

22.01.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Living in NE Scotland, there are times when I wish we had weather that hung around a bit. You know, made it worthwhile putting the spiked tyres on. If I put them on today, they'd have to come off tomorrow.

22.01.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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George Orwell's 1940 Review of Mein Kampf

Orwell's 1940 review of Mein Kampf is a chilling read: bookmarks.reviews/george-orwel...

22.01.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you ever look a some - many - European cities and think we've been conditioned in the U.K to expect that incredibly grey, car-dominated, and polluted cities and towns are as good as it gets? Because I do.

Hard to believe there are people fighting to keep things the same.

21.01.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

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