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Jonelle Cusato

@yesiamfunny.bsky.social

Professional paper airplane pilot Fluent in sarcasm and song lyrics ๐ŸŽต Professional overthinker; amateur nap enthusiast ๐Ÿ’ค. Just here to pet dogs ๐Ÿ• and make people laugh. ๐ŸšจWarning: May contain puns. ๐Ÿ“CO by way of Vegas & SF

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It was live, but what a joke. Many lies by omission re: tax cuts, Medicare, DOGE. It felt more like a campaign event than a townhall.

They called me (haven't been GOP since '15). I pressed *3 to submit a question. About 30 min in, a staffer came on & "screened" my q, which I never got to ask Crank.

06.03.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So they called people to call in.... interesting. So fake

07.03.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should have strategically disrupted that bullshit speech the other night. Every 5 minutes.

06.03.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ive been debating this. Where is my money going to? I dont even know any more. Its obviously going to trips to the Superbowl, Daytona 500, and to DOGE firing people ignorantly.

06.03.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got one... I want to know why reublivans especially Representative Jeff Crank from CO, thinks its ok to have a fake townhall, where he doesnt give out the phone number to call in and has staged questions to stroke his ego.

06.03.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ive been trying to share it.

06.03.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im an excellent shit talker.
I am in sales so I stare at people with my mouth open as they spew garbage and not blink once.
I have a very loud voice so cut the mic and people still hear me.
Also I can video edit.
Sign me where ever needed

06.03.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jeff Crank moves town hall to virtual platform following protests and nationwide outbursts COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (KRDO) - Congressman Jeff Crank for District 5 in Colorado will hold his first town hall virtually Wednesday night at 7 P.M. The

Representative Jeff Crank is a tool

06.03.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That shitshow dumpster fire, prerecorded "townhall"

06.03.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Mr. Schumer, mind tell Representative Jeff Crank he is a tool for me?

06.03.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im so mad Im repeating myself

06.03.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im protesting his office during the next Congressional Recess. I dont care if its cold or snowing. Im mad

06.03.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Representative Jeff Crank is a tool

06.03.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Representative Jeff Crank is a tool

06.03.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Garbage plain and simple. Im mad.

06.03.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Representative Jeff Crank is a tool

06.03.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plain and simply garbage

06.03.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Representative Jeff Crank of CO is garbage with his fake town hall

06.03.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah those were clearly set to be peaceful calm questions.

06.03.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im so pissed off. Crank was spewing the same in a city that has 3 military bases.

06.03.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That "townhall" was garbage. A poor prerecorded show of garbage. Im so mad.

06.03.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crank is a tool

06.03.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crank is a tool

06.03.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Garbage. Crank is a tool

06.03.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just tried to participate in my congressmanโ€™s telephone town hall. His staff was clearly screening calls so that he only talked to friendly callers. Heโ€™s Republican Jeff Crank of Colorado.

06.03.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He needs to be booted. Ok this is a red spot in a blue state but come on, this is garbage. People are pissed, he needs to listen or we make him. This staged event was a slap in the face to everyone.

06.03.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extra tip $$$$$

06.03.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You missed him attacking the sanctuary city of Denver, stroking his ego with fake callers, and mansplaining about womens rights.

06.03.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im protesting his office as much as I can during the Congressional Recess next week. He done pissed me off.

06.03.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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