Mayara Martins

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é deus no céu e eu na merda

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o mundo com o twitter voltando em até 24h

“O voto é secreto”
Eu indo votar:

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-vamos sair?
-vamos
-fulano vai com a gente

eu:

Não consigo dormir nao paro de pensar no mesmo assunto acho que vou enlouquecer com essa história

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pra ficar gostosa precisa parar de beber 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 coca

Vou negar não, saudade do Twittet

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Azar no jogo, azar no amor e sorte no azar

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Sinto falta das fofocas do Twitter

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quando um problema surge na minha vida: “vo deita”

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queria ter calvície na bct, mas pernas e na axila

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a pessoa te chama, você responde e ela te deixa no vácuo

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Sextou com "S" de 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 sem dinheiro 🥹

Que os Eres adocem nossa vida! Transformando toda tristeza em alegria. Destrancando nossos caminhos e manifestando pureza, boas energias e curando nossa crianca interior.

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Acordar milionário resolveria todos os meus problemas

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Pouca idade pra muita tomação
no cu

“qual é uma das coisas que mais te incomoda?”

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Tomar banho, Lavar o cabelo, passar hidratante, desodorante e um perfume

sinto q nunca vou me recuperar da falha temporal q aconteceu na pandemia. até hoje acho que 2020 foi ano passado.

17 anos de The Big Bang Theory.

SÓ MAIS 72 HORAS!

Só essa mulher vim aqui que parece que suga a minha energia acaba com o meu dia

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na minha vez de ser adulto tudo é mil reais