maxie

people clown on fairy bread all the time and all i can say is that it was a cherished staple of my childhood birthdays. you literally can’t beat the crunch. humble yourself at the altar of cheap margarine

no expression in the world better than “strewth.” everyone’s playing catchup to australia

i’ve had a blow pop every day at work for the last week and it’s changing me somewhat. i like when a gum doesn’t seem to want to be chewed. i like furtively unwrapping lollipops at my desk

they make blow pop gum out of a proprietary blend of soft plastics and cellulose

Yapping Portal: blue fifty-six Read Maxie Younger’s review of the album.

new review up today! genuinely surprises me each time i get the opportunity pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

got a lil crosscode swag to it

Ohh we made this mud log birthday cake flavored. It has only 1 gram of sugar. Grow up

made my annual misguided purchase of a protein bar. feels like lead in my stomach. texture of sweet modeling clay. i am no fuller than i was 30 minutes ago.

₊°｡❆ Bring your ilgaak, caribou scarf, soft soled kamiks and whittled wood snow shoes. The Iceblink shines bright.

Starting at 3PM SLT / 6PM EST on Friday, February 13th, a four piece blizzard is on the forecast.

➣ taxi in bio ⋆⁺₊❅。

ok, first bsky post! i’ve started podcasting about my favorite sport with @regresssion.bsky.social. here, we’re doing a sartorial deep dive into the new 2026 jerseys of the world’s biggest cycling teams. hold on to your lycra and tune in!