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@valkyrieinvain.bsky.social

Faceless, nameless freak of a man. Spam acc for ADHD ramblings and complaining

16 Followers  |  8 Following  |  590 Posts  |  Joined: 07.10.2023  |  1.7832

Latest posts by valkyrieinvain.bsky.social on Bluesky


Don't generally like Perceiving Myself™ but smth magical about catching yourself and going "oh this looks wack as hell I'm kind of obsessed"

21.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks to my fuckass facial hair situation I'm actually really fucking with the buzz cut now. Yippie hooray

21.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She should be forgiven for her transgressions I think

19.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shoutout to my piercer for having gold jewelry on hand so I'm not stuck with gray for the healing period

19.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oxtail stew my beloved,,,,,,,

18.02.2026 11:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like the one I have is fine, it's upright, but it's like 20 years old atp. Also there's a hole in the back panel that's patched up with tape so like. Something newer and sturdier sometime in the future would be nice

18.02.2026 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fantasizing abt getting a new bookshelf in this denny's tonight,,,,

18.02.2026 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Large part of why I haven't (aside from procrastination) is just that the healing process suuuuuucks

16.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gears turning in my head,,,,, god I wanna return to septum ring glory so bad

16.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Simultaneously oh noooo whatever shall I do and also girl help my wallet. But ohhhhhh well

16.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honest to god might end up ordering food tmrw bc I was going to get cooking supplies but I also REALLY need cat litter. And the thought of having to do both is exhausting

16.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Actually choosing to finally play Hades 2 was a bad idea. I haven't listened to anything other than Coral Crown for the last 2 days

11.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dw it'll grow back

11.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can a man not work on a commission in peace without getting distracted by nothing every 5 seconds

11.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Real unmedicated adhd hours holy fuck-

11.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Man needs to look up forget-me-nots, only to get briefly distracted and immediately forget what he was going to do

07.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God that shrimp looks banger,,,,,,,,

06.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well it's got a strong taste but no shredded coconut texture, so if that's your only issue, then you should be good! And then I'll take any macaroons off your hands in the future 😋

04.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nah those are macaroons, I'm talking actual coconut flavored cookies

04.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Coconut cookies we win these

04.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Stomach held at gunpoint. What do you want from me

04.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Boredom got me yearning to snack on... well whatever it is, it sure ain't in the house

04.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm more concerned with that wack ass stance

04.02.2026 11:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Cable came in and the girls assume it's a delectable treat just for them

04.02.2026 11:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can see, just by the plant print that marks a new chapter, that the last one is THICK. I'm going to be here a while

03.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are the chapters in this book so Fucking long

I think I'd have less of an issue if things were actually happening but right now it's all just build-up

03.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The people yearn for markiplier o7

01.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bro this theater is PACKED

01.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah. It's the cable that I tried to cancel the order on

30.01.2026 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's legit, too. Checked the app and everything. But why is it there

30.01.2026 12:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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