Glenn Cooper

Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov
#GrifterInChief

Happy Flag Day to all you Canadians! We hate him too.

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The greatest business battle EVER to be fought will come when President Elon starts trying to implement AI for federal processes.

The battle will be fought over which company’s AI will be used by the feds.

This is a zero sum battle that will create more chaos than this country has ever seen

So Gaza is going to be our 52nd state?

Let's Make Border Czar Tom Homan Mad In Every City In The Whole United States! He was so upset that Chicago immigrants were educated in what their rights were.

Let's Make Border Czar Tom Homan Mad In Every City In The Whole United States!
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the way this shit always goes down w/ the far-right is that somebody popular does or says something genuinely transgressive & winkingly tries to hide behind plausible deniability. then ppl copy it bc they have either been waiting for permission or want to troll. soon it just becomes a thing they do

This is in public, in the middle of the day, and on camera.

Imagine how high he gets at night in private.

(In case you needed a laugh 😂)

If Republicans are OK with the "Roman Salute" that Musk did then please start using it from now. Exactly how he did it. Begin your press conferences this way. Your Youtube shows. Go for it. Do it in Europe when you're traveling.

All these women who turned in January 6 terrorists are in danger tonight

Trump's right hand man (literally) just casually giving the Nazi salute... twice.

Trump just reportedly pardoned Jacob Chansley, the “QAnon Shaman” who participated in the January 6 insurrection and stormed the Senate chamber.

Chansley responded to being pardoned by saying “NOW I AM GONNA BUY SOME MOTHA FU*KIN GUNS!!!”

No one “accidentally” Nazi salutes.

Not once.
Sure as shit not twice.

Silly me, I thought this outfit only came in yellow🤷

No shit.

Here is a montage of Trump bragging about banning TikTok

Pete Hegseth honored those who died on 9/11 by showing up to their New York City memorial site in his underwear.

Is that the type of decision making we want running the Department of Defense?

I'm going fifty fifty here. I think it's either concern for a less than stellar turn out which would embarrass the notoriously thin skinned felon, or a safety concern they don't want us to know about.

This time of year, on any given Sunday there are hundreds of thousands of Americans choosing to watch NFL games in sub freezing weather. There will be people lined up in the cold to get into the Capitol One Center, no concern for them? Like Bernie Sanders says, "wear some fucking mittens".

As it turns out, the stands are heated. The taxpayers,we the people, have already paid for that.

Is it for the safety of the crowd? Nobody has to be there but they choose to be there. They can prepare for the cold.

I've been giving this some thought. I don't know why they moved it inside but I'm not buying the cold excuse. We've had cold weather inaugurations before. Maybe the elderly trump can't take the cold for a half hour. They could roll him out for as long as it takes to say the oath and do a speech.🧵

"There are these things, hand held computers. You can look stuff up. We should be the smartest generation. We aren't. We might be the dumbest. I don't know how that happened."--Roy Casagranda

I'm renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Jeff