God damn it I was trimming my pubes and I accidentally cut my dick off smh 🤦♂️
03.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0God damn it I was trimming my pubes and I accidentally cut my dick off smh 🤦♂️
03.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No it’s not sleeves!! Clean ya glasses, that is Jim Curley!!
27.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Isn’t this the guy that made his butt talk in a movie?
27.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Threads #threads
27.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 958 🔁 182 💬 12 📌 0
everything i say online is 100% the literal truth all the time
19.02.2026 10:20 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I could beat both their asses at the same time
18.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was watching a video about a bidet and saw the best shirt of all time
04.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Francesca Bluedog punching a guy in the face, his tooth popping out. Text reads "ICE OUT".
02.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
"CRUSH I.C.E.": a little guy in a mask swinging a baseball bat through blue letters that spell "I.C.E.". the word "CRUSH" is above in red.
crush ICE
24.01.2026 00:51 — 👍 29 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
My wife is bed- and wheelchair-bound due to multiple sclerosis (MS). I'm her caregiver but am getting surgery soon . During my 6-week recovery I won't be able to care for her as I usually do. Please donate to pay for a home health aide, repost, and share. Thank you!
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poop is stored in the butt cheeks
21.01.2026 15:38 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Happy zoe day!!!!
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“Do not drink the lemonade at Panera bread”
30.12.2025 21:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marty Mcfly??? No thanks, I’d rather have Marty MCDONALDS!!!!! That’s right, I’m going back 2 the drive thru!!!!!
23.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Joey eating fast food
03.12.2025 12:00 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
finally some good news
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FORREAL!
29.10.2025 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bruh wtf I asked AI to make a cool picture of me and this was the result….
28.10.2025 22:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Heads up introverts, autodidacts and other former gifted kids: at this point if you haven't covered up your old harry potter tattoos.... uhhh...... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
27.10.2025 06:58 — 👍 719 🔁 151 💬 5 📌 3"it was important to me growing up" a vitally important part of becoming an adult is accepting that some things and people you once enjoyed or believed in were wrong or bad and it's actually good to leave those things behind !!!!
27.10.2025 07:09 — 👍 406 🔁 45 💬 5 📌 2Let’s have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna stream some shows on your Roku stick
22.10.2025 15:46 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
damn this apple is about to make me act up
17.10.2025 15:31 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If anyone puts me in an AI video I’m going to kill them
09.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake
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The store names on this sign look like some fake ass stores you see in video games
03.10.2025 14:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do not do the burp challenge
02.10.2025 14:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing the burp challenge. Wish me luck
01.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0I’m in the club speakin simlish
29.09.2025 00:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now that’s what I’m talking about
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