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In another life, I have a black cat all to myself 🫩❤️

Do you ever realize that someone who you think is so damn cool, actually likes and wants to hang out with you? Like 2 years ago would never imagine they’d ever give me the time of day voluntarily lmao

Quite literally losing my will to live again. Life has become meaningless.

Do I go to pride alone tomorrow or nah

At that point where I’ve protected my peace by not tolerating shallow people to the point where I’m lonely more than I’m not and it sucks lol

When my first calls of the day are my sis in law calling to tell me my nephew has been looking for me since he woke up and has been singing “where is sarin” to himself (I babysat him last night so he woke up thinking I’m at their house 🥹🫠)

I don’t trust people who have Coca Cola for breakfast

Sudden urge to watch the Hannah Montana movie

Really not a fan of the direction consumerism is going with the obsession people have over blind boxes and and the overconsumption of them.

What’s it like to have a mom you actually want to be around and talk to? Asking for a friend…

Really putting this citronella candle to the test.

If you really love me, why haven’t you gifted me an ashtray set made by Seth Rogen yet?

I wish I had Western Armenian friends cause damn that’d hit different 😭

Sensitive skin is the actual worst because why does my face have to get itchy/red when I try to do anything to it?

No because why as a not-femme lesbian are the only people who approach me and touch me without consent, men!? Get the fuck awwwwf me

My soul is in desperate need of reliving the hit me hard and soft concert like so so so so bad I need it

I cannot stand when someone who gets twice my pay and probably more, asks me the stupidest fkn questions.

I miss my nephew already.

Having such a bad day already lol.

It’s always so upsetting when I see people who drive nice new cars who can’t park for shit …

I love when I can see people reacting to my bumper magnet lmao it’s so cute

I got the chicken ick when I was very young and genuinely I can’t do it. The texture and the way my brain can’t separate itself from what chicken is

Wait no I get it because lowkey same

I cannot stand when I’m asked dumb questions by people who get paid significantly more than me at work 😀

People who think it’s a flex to not file their taxes are so insufferable.

I’m rewatching Greenday’s Coachella set and if I wasn’t ready for family lunch already, I would’ve SOBBED my eyes out during blvd of broken dreams 😭❤️

So incredibly gross and overstimulating.

I will never be a big dog person. I will never be a big dog person. I will NEVER be a big dog person.

One day I hope I can log onto these apps and see good news for the world

I quite literally hate that I now know what I know