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@mercwithamouth.bsky.social

Mercenary, fourthwall breaker, && #1 fan of The Golden Girls. Call me! #MarvelRP --- #DCRP

119 Followers  |  108 Following  |  72 Posts  |  Joined: 07.02.2024
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Deadpool looms over at the aforementioned camera, pressing one measly finger on it. Eyes squinting via mask. `` I'm going to feed you this Chimichanga now. ``

04.06.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

`` Happy Pride Month, bitches!!!!!!!!!! ``

04.06.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

`` I'm still going to buy it. Heh. ``

04.06.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

`` ......Okay, who's bright idea was it to call somethin' The "Nintendo Switch 2"? That's so unoriginal! And stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid!! S t u p i d !!! ``

04.06.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

`` ........Men. ``

03.06.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

`` I love men. No, I'm not gonna elaborate. ``

03.06.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The most adorable mymelody pencil case?!

20.11.2024 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

bsky.app/profile/merc...

14.11.2024 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

π˜”π˜’π˜΄π˜΅π˜¦π˜³ π˜›π˜©π˜³π˜¦π˜’π˜₯𝘴

14.11.2024 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘞𝘳π˜ͺ𝘡𝘦𝘳 .ᐟ.ᐟ

14.11.2024 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

π˜”π˜¦ .ᐟ.ᐟ

14.11.2024 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

𝘈𝘀𝘀𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘡

14.11.2024 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

𝘊𝘳𝘦π˜₯π˜ͺ𝘡𝘴

14.11.2024 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘴

14.11.2024 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

π˜šπ˜“π˜΄

14.11.2024 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

π˜‰π˜’π˜―π˜₯𝘸𝘒𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘴

14.11.2024 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

𝘚𝘡𝘒𝘳𝘡𝘦𝘳𝘴

14.11.2024 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"That's where you're wrong, my fellow regeneratin' friend. Because there /IS/ indeed someone there: the ✨viewers✨. But I 'spose you aren't as blursed as me besides the... similarities."

08.11.2024 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Deadpoolio!!!!

08.11.2024 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, hello, I'll be choosing.... Deadpool.... who'll mostly be comic-based....

06.11.2024 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Well, damn. You've beaten me in the unpredictable department β€” at least, to this degree.

Levitating guns .. that'd make mercin' a whole lot easier .."

He adjusted his throat. "Anyways, no screencaps at the moment, but .." Cue him casually pulling said guns out. "....Oh. Did theyβ€”"

05.11.2024 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"Milton Smith.. .ᐣ Yeesh. Sounds like the name of a perfume bottle. Anywho,

Consider it easy as pie, 'cuz this motherf****r is going DOOOOOWN! And possibly their parents while we're at it β€” jk."

05.11.2024 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Varieties of guns. Guns of shapes and sizes, well-suited for my every need. I have like .. warehouses full of 'em, but don't tell anyone that."

He said, patting both firearms held tightly in their holsters. "This is Bea & Betty."

05.11.2024 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

He'd stare at his extended hand, in which he accepted. Shaking it.

"Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."

05.11.2024 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"I've been better .. well, better-ish. You .ᐣ" He casually pulled said sword out. Ouch, that'll leave a mark.

05.11.2024 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@unfairjustice.bsky.social β€”

"Don't think I've seen you around before, but I like your style, man."

05.11.2024 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

@songbirdcanary.bsky.social β€”

".....Hey. So. Don't mind the literal sword stickin' out of my chest, it happens /all/ the time."

05.11.2024 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

@angeloflight.bsky.social β€”

"Hiya, Dags. May I call you Dags .ᐣ Well. I assume you have a job for me, yeah .ᐣ"

05.11.2024 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not know that but that's dope.

05.11.2024 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reallll

I knew it was going downhill as soon as circles were removed

05.11.2024 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1