Deadpool looms over at the aforementioned camera, pressing one measly finger on it. Eyes squinting via mask. `` I'm going to feed you this Chimichanga now. ``
04.06.2025 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Deadpool looms over at the aforementioned camera, pressing one measly finger on it. Eyes squinting via mask. `` I'm going to feed you this Chimichanga now. ``
04.06.2025 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0`` Happy Pride Month, bitches!!!!!!!!!! ``
04.06.2025 23:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0`` I'm still going to buy it. Heh. ``
04.06.2025 23:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0`` ......Okay, who's bright idea was it to call somethin' The "Nintendo Switch 2"? That's so unoriginal! And stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid!! S t u p i d !!! ``
04.06.2025 23:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0`` ........Men. ``
03.06.2025 09:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0`` I love men. No, I'm not gonna elaborate. ``
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"Well, damn. You've beaten me in the unpredictable department β at least, to this degree.
Levitating guns .. that'd make mercin' a whole lot easier .."
He adjusted his throat. "Anyways, no screencaps at the moment, but .." Cue him casually pulling said guns out. "....Oh. Did theyβ"
"Milton Smith.. .α£ Yeesh. Sounds like the name of a perfume bottle. Anywho,
Consider it easy as pie, 'cuz this motherf****r is going DOOOOOWN! And possibly their parents while we're at it β jk."
"Varieties of guns. Guns of shapes and sizes, well-suited for my every need. I have like .. warehouses full of 'em, but don't tell anyone that."
He said, patting both firearms held tightly in their holsters. "This is Bea & Betty."
He'd stare at his extended hand, in which he accepted. Shaking it.
"Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."
"I've been better .. well, better-ish. You .α£" He casually pulled said sword out. Ouch, that'll leave a mark.
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"Don't think I've seen you around before, but I like your style, man."
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".....Hey. So. Don't mind the literal sword stickin' out of my chest, it happens /all/ the time."
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"Hiya, Dags. May I call you Dags .α£ Well. I assume you have a job for me, yeah .α£"
I did not know that but that's dope.
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Reallll
I knew it was going downhill as soon as circles were removed